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Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater

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Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater
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Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador

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Celebrity butt water

sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe

Caramel

RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”

Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla – Spider-Man: Blue #6

knock-off of a knockout

“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air “Dukes of Hazzard”-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”

This Is The Newz

Couple’s choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar

Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests

Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them

14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original

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Episode 302: Broken Palindrome

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Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Plug In & Hate – “It’s ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them”

That double space between a full stop and the next sentence

The Taming of the Shrew

When to throw out the undies

A $19 smash burger

One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla

Bomb Queen

Brazilian steakhouse

Hiding after close in a store of your choice

This Is The Newz

‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose

Influencer who created AI version of herself says it’s gone rogue and she’s working ‘around the clock’ to stop it saying sexually explicit things

TikTokers say tipping culture is getting ‘out of hand’ after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry’s cashier got annoyed when she didn’t tip for a $2 cone

Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say

Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown

‎Morse – Vibration Messenger

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time

More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

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Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity

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Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger

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Weapons of choice during The Purge

Vuvuzelas

Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network

Lima bean, clitorati

Guestimation Unknown – Honey Buns

A $70 safety razor

This Is The Newz

Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay

One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301

Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes

Woman’s body found in Arby’s freezer

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

Martha Stewart lands ‘historic’ Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

Masturbation with ‘sex toy’ kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off

A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta’s parking enforcement industry

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen

Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business

Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan

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Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies”

Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony

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Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely

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Wrestling entrance songs – Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says

Reality show NDA

Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies

Time is an illusion and a social construct

Time is a flat circle

A homunculus amunculus

The bar scene

Boys and girls’ bikes

This Is The Newz

Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork

Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong

Woman’s ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert

Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant

Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés

Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood

Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely

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Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin

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Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin
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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? – Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike’s Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man ‘tries to sell penis’ at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

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Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms

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Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms
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A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets

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A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You’re a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

Urechis caupo

This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website – and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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Episode 297: Mascara Runs

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Episode 297: Mascara Runs
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Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture

Pre-show

F–k Dungeon

Rebel Wilson Tribute

A Facef–k to Remember

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Groove

The Flaccid and the Furious

Horny goat weed

Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur’s Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’

Ranch

“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”

Plug In & Hate – What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad

What if you found out you were an AI bot?

Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?

This Is The Newz

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober

Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints

Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her

18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever

Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.

One of Pablo Escobar’s ‘cocaine hippos’ dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia

Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall

Fabricio/Fabrizio

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fights break out at Japanese fight festival

Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee

Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking

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Episode 296: IDDQD

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X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.

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The best X-Men with which to have sex

John Stamos

Friends Smashup

The McGlizzy

Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae

Mustache

That canceled Batgirl movie

How We Buried A Pandemic

Blue October Girl

This Is The Newz

Man eating McDonald’s for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him

Luby’s apologizes for ham-handed promotion

Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands

Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol

Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara

English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules

Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her

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Episode 295: Charm School

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The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.

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Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.

Slam City’s Aroma Collection – Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two

Hypothetical Meta Analysis – To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.

Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.

When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision’s store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys

Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe

Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard

After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women

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Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method

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Episode 294: Tabitha, Chivalry, and the Scientific Method
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The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats.

Pre-game: The Scientific Method

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Buying tickets then and now

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 – A Movie

A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn’t order $3 cheese for his burger

Chivalry didn’t die, it was killed

Teledildonics

You found out that you’re a Crispr baby

Stop Rickrolling

Slam City Lucha Libre – The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty

This Is The Newz

Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma

Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall’s Easter display

Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years

Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train”

Japan’s Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women’s raincoats

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