Episode 277: The Dogga Collection, Hot Takes, and Pontifications Under Duress
A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch.
“A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell
DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino
“A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210
“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210
“Cookie”, from Episode 221
“Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221
“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213
“Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212
“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215
“Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211
“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219
“Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213
“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236
“Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211
“Dogga, the Dog Saga – Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249
This Is The Newz
“The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217
At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins.
Newz (continued)
Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks
‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94
Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video’
B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 ‘out of kindness’ pleads guilty to assault
Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense’
Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone
Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend
Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police
Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend
Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch
Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out
Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells
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Added March 27th, 2023
Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz
Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch.
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Pump
Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown
A Long Pig Feast – Which piece(s) are you calling dibs?
Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us
Wishful thinking – lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you – commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited
“A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.”
Harem
This Is The Newz
NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship
1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage
We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain – people say he’ll be bullied
Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized
Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris
Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son
484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say
Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend
Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street
Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day
Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers
What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch
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Added March 20th, 2023
Episode 275: Northeast Glisan Street
On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall.
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Throwback music
The Slam City “time travel” trope
A lyrical discussion: “Four of fish and finger pies” – What would you do for a finger pie?
Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships.
BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out
This Is The Newz
SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck
What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag?
Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient’s Eye
Thumbs-up emoji branded ‘inappropriate’ by Gen-Z – but older generations stand by it
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan
Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth
Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo
Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood
Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog
Audio Editor: Jaymark
Mixing Assistant: Undogmatic
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Added March 10th, 2023
Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!
After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.
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Your bidding wars
Avril Lavigne – Pop punk’s princess? Or pop punk’s queen?
Arthur the Arbiter – Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.
Gender popcorn
Guestimation Unknown – the price of eggs
You have one hour.
Schmaltz
Brian’s JDate
Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle
This Is The Newz
86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships
Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t
Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills
Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees
Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!
Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten
Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women
Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”
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Added March 02nd, 2023
Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.
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Hypothetical Meta Analysis – The Vanna White biopic
Guestimation Unknown – Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.
Arthur the Arbiter – Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box
Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate
A conversation trap – answering incorrectly on purpose
This Is The Newz
McDonald’s had adult Happy Meals
Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine
Londoners completely baffled as ‘cans of urine’ being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern
New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men
Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay
This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000
Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’
A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools
Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites
Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used
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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling
Added February 21st, 2023
Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores
Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.
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Irreplaceable Nostalgia – The Price Is Right
Crip walk
Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many
Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry
Measurable Twerk Capability
Wilson Phillips
Your exclusive audience
Compiling “The Hits” for Spotify, 3 songs
A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly – Anna Sorokin
This Is The Newz
A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit
Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man’s nose after Arkansas college football game
OnlyFans star saves customer’s life after noticing detail in x-rated chat
Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop
Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business
Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken
Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years
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Added February 13th, 2023
Episode 271: The Long Game
Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.
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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop
Irreplaceable Nostalgia – Batman: The Animated Series turned 30
Arthur went to a Kohl’s that’s closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub
Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident
Reaction Audio – 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date
This Is The Newz
Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says
Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested
Kanye West “hasn’t read any book,” says “it’s like eating Brussels sprouts”
Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back
50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery
Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G
Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees
Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!
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Added February 06th, 2023
Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness
Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Eating raw meat
People who don’t eat flesh
Leonardo DiCaprio’s flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping
The Other Actors – movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else
Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones
Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?
Art the Arbiter – In-N-Out get your sh!t together
This Is The Newz
TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to ‘increase your vibrations.’ Experts warn against it, but ‘perineum sunning’ keeps going viral.
McDonald’s says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry ‘hurts everyone’
Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands
Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature
Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis
Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home
Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits
Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion
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Added January 30th, 2023
Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles
Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.
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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole
Irreplaceable nostalgia
Holding parking spots
“We didn’t have coffee.”
Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?
Swiped on a shorty
Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT
What’s your Cheers?
Gemini’s brownies were not delivered
Peter Popoff’s miracle water
Samus Aran’s Zero Suit
This Is The Newz
See Papa John’s new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust
Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome
Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot
Scared beachgoers call police over ‘murdered woman’ as sex doll washes up
(Lovefool feline singalong)
Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops
Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony
Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine
(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)
Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days
Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates
What I Had For Lunch
Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched
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Added January 19th, 2023
Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos
Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.
Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.
Remember Chris Gaines?
The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs
This Is The Newz
Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall
Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time
Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind
Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police
A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas
Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party
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Added January 12th, 2023