Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: “Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place.”
Locus of Control
Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.
P.O. Broad
Found Objects
Tipsimping
This Is The Newz
This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach
100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
Dead Spiders Work as ‘Necrobotic’ Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects
Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: ‘Beautiful Miracle’
Burrito’s Nippon News
1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person
Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway
Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 24th, 2022
Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.
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Tipping Point
Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs
Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.
This Is The Newz
Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice
Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries
Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy
Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.
Burrito’s Nippon News
High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)
This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night
Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened
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Added November 16th, 2022
Episode 259: From Wonderland Temples
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch.
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Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City
Pubes
Trusty Toilets
Scheduling a food pickup
VBS
Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains
Brian bought someone a vibrator
This Is The Newz
Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption’, lawsuit claims
Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing
Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs
‘Zombie’ fungus causes ‘incredible urge’ for males to mate with female corpses, study says
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns
Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats
This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 11th, 2022
Episode 258: The Night, Act II – Cape Cod
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.
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River Flirting
Scarred memory / Urshers Herpz
Plug In & Hate – charitable foundations in their names
Live Nude Girls
This Is The Newz
Customer films self ‘watching’ young worker running Domino’s alone, sparking debate
Alabama judge suspended after mocking Asian accent in the courtroom
Brazilian Anaesthetist Filmed Putting His Penis in Pregnant Woman’s Mouth After Heavily Sedating Her During C-Section
Billie Faiers accidentally drinks her sister Sam’s ‘really good’ placenta juice
Suspect committed an indecent act along trail in Aurora and then ran back into woods naked
Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea
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Added November 04th, 2022
Episode 257: The Night, Act I – Sauce
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.
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Saucing
Nachos
You have 90 minutes to kill in a waiting room. No phone. No Internet. How are you passing the time?
Sex toys no longer taboo but why can’t we casually bring up butt plugs?
This Is The Newz
Worker who was accidentally paid 300 times his salary takes the money and runs
Call to tighten New Zealand law that allows public pooing if no one watching
Nancy Reagan, former first lady, is honored with new ‘Forever Stamp’
New Port Richey man arrested after throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer
Bear dramatically falls from 49-foot-tall tree
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 01st, 2022
Episode 256: All About Our Cheddar
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
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Gourmet doughnuts
Reaction audio for Target swimwear commercial
She’s a 10, but…
Plug In & Hate – fast food ghost pepper
Pens
This Is The Newz
Man left with ‘whistling scrotum’ after botched surgery
Fears ‘Gimp Man’ has returned after latex pervert ambushes couple walking home
Man Allegedly Airdropped Lewd Photos of Himself to Fellow Plane Passengers
Family identifies woman killed at Atlanta Subway over sandwich order
Man arrested after attempting to shoplift 11 cases of beer from Seattle Safeway
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Fire chief in Akita starts forest fire trying to scare away wasp
Retired Member of Parliament arrested pretending to be active MP for first-class train tickets
Man who gambled entire Japanese town’s COVID relief money arrested
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Added October 27th, 2022
Episode 255: Lend Us Some Sugar, We Are Your Neighbors
Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.
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Go Big or Go Home? – Instead of bonuses, Julio offers to buy us Rolexes. Will you be modest knowing that your choice might be rejected for being too expensive or take a chance on what you think you deserve?
Arthur the Arbiter – Domino’s on Dominotice – Domino’s 2-minute curbside fail
Brainstorm – conceptualize a made up pod titled “Squirters”
What keywords were you using when you first got into searching for porn?
This Is The Newz
Truck hauling bees overturns in Choctaw County
Tractor-trailer carrying cheese catches fire on Ohio interstate
‘Vintage’ Burger King Restaurant Found Fully Intact Behind a Wall at a Mall in Delaware
Naturopaths ‘not bound by science,’ lawyer argues in B.C. hearing on fecal transplants for autism
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
This Japanese supermarket has either the kindest or cruelest slogan, but no one’s sure which
Burger King Japan is offering dried ramen instead of French fries in its combo meals
Man who got entire town’s COVID relief money believed to have lost it all at online casinos
What I Had For Lunch
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Working title: Universal Collective Consciousness
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Added October 22nd, 2022
Episode 254: Blackcurrants, Megalodong, and The Beaded Curtain Bunch
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.
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Fill in the blank to describe your cohost: “The _____-ing Wonder of the World”
The Shrettuce Debate
BNN DXQ: Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says
This Is The Newz
Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view
Man gets extreme, super-gonorrhea after unprotected sex with prostitute
Experts slam man who claims to have built a 1.4million-strong ‘frog army’
Prehistoric monster shark Megalodon had huge 20-foot penis and may have returned
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Aichi police on lookout for scoundrel who stole public toilet’s flushing handle
Man who accidentally received entire town’s COVID-19 relief money vanishes
No more neckties! Japanese prefecture abolishes necktie dress code for government employees
What I Had For Lunch
After Party: WIHFL R&B Jam, Eating or Shoving?
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Added October 13th, 2022
Episode 253: The Biscuit on Ol’ 49
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.
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Balls of Energy / Ball Lightning
White Van Scam Revisited – You’re in Slam City walking down the street in the beaded curtain district. You see a white van parked in a sketchy alleyway. What words are scrawled on the side that get you to walk over and take a look?
Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.
20 Mosquitoes or 20 Cockroaches?
Moving to Mars
This Is The Newz
Hong Kong’s Jumbo floating restaurant sinks at sea
Bon voyage: Old subway cars float off across New York Harbor
Montreal protesters go topless after Quebec City police harass sunbathing woman
Woman Topless on a Blanket Doing Macrame While Smoking A Cigarette on a Sunny Day
CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese woman receives Kobe beef croquettes after waiting nine years, and she was lucky.
Starbucks Taiwan’s new Mango on the Beach Frappuccino is full of fun, summery vibes
Japan Rail West offering chance to sleep in a platypus’ mouth
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Working title: Mango on the Beach
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Added October 08th, 2022
Episode 252: Vermilion
Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.
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Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist
Peaches
Turn signals
Meta-analysis of the lyrics to “Gloria” by Laura Branigan
The Banana Trick
This Is The Newz
Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India
Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show
Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.
Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates
Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana
Couple branded ‘takeaway police’ for measuring pizza proving it wasn’t 15 inches
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama
A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine
Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages
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Added October 04th, 2022