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Episode 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria

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Simulacra / Simulation 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria, Bolivian River Dolphins on an Anaconda Play Date, How Many Is A Brazilian?, Ghost in the Carapace, Enter Salmon + Intentional Burnt End

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What I Hate About Anime

Don’t Wake Daddy

Minutiae Moment: blue beverages

Brian’s Parallel Parking Standoff

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‘Fictosexual’ Japanese man no longer able to communicate with hologram he married

Horny Dolphins Claim Their Latest Victim: An Anaconda

‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral

100-year-old Brazilian breaks record after 84 years at same company

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Road in Chiba plagued by accidents involving shutterbugs seeking “Chiba-fornia” shots

Man threatens to set fire to Sega offices, beat employees’ family members to death

Osaka makes decision on terrifying mascot for upcoming world’s fair

What I Had For Lunch

Gemini distills life – Exit shit. Enter food.

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Episode 241: Fistula Connection

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and listeners like you.

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Stone Soup

Bunnicula

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: ATM cash

Fistula connection

John Wayne Gacy Netflix doc

Riding in cars with boys who are also comedians

This Is The Newz

Will sending aliens nudes lure them to us? NASA thinks so.

TikTok ‘rave moms’ changing the male-dominated EDM scene

Navy Officer Held for Allegedly Forcing Recruits to Drink Semen With Fish Sauce

He Was 5’7″. After Surgery, He’ll Be 5’10”.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Alcoholic sake butter appears in Japan

“I choose BOO!” Gengar engagement and wedding rings are here to haunt your nuptials

Hidden smartphone feature reveals a strange Japanese emoticon

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 240: Lemon Pepper Wet | Guest Lobby John | Redder The Flag, Sweeter The Juice | Strawberry Snowball | The Bros with the Sourcreme Shirt

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No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

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Follow up + McFly T or F based on mug shots
Ref: Florida bride allegedly laces wedding food with pot, grins as deputies arrive, bodycam shows
Mega Like Dollars
Brian gets his pronouns presumed on the call sheet of a short film he’s doing
Strawberry Snowball
Kings of Leon, Part II
Lemon Pepper Wet

This Is The Newz
Slam City ISD employee out of a job after cryptocurrency mining machines found around schools
Three-legged dog battling cancer rescues baby otter from Minnesota river
Tipping Fatigue May Be Real. But Don’t Take It Out On Restaurant Workers.
This McDonald’s Copycat Restaurant Is Serving Items You Can’t Get Anywhere Else

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 239: Affordable Guitar Licks

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Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

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$3.99 plus tax fountain drink

Accepting that “Oldies” now include 90s grunge and rock

Ref: From Nirvana to Goo Goo Dolls, here’s how Gen Z is revitalizing 90s grunge and rock

After trending on TikTok, Nirvana’s 1991 song “Something In The Way” and Goo Goo Dolls 1998 song “Iris” both re-entered the Billboard charts.

Kangaroo Genitalia

Kangaroos have two penises and their balls are above their dicks. Also, ladyroos have three vaginas.

Kings of Leon

This Is The Newz

Snickers responds to absolutely nuts duck vein rumour

This Software Engineer Designed a Chatbot to Chat With His Girlfriend While He’s Busy at Work

Jessica Simpson’s credit card declined at Taco Bell ‘the other day’

Woman arrested after crashing car, fleeing on foot showed signs of intoxication before bribing deputy with sex to let her go

Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Pokémon skeletons and fossils now on display at Tokyo’s National Museum of Nature and Science

Sadako now has her own YouTube channel, hopes to upload videos about her daily life

KFC Japan’s giant Colonel Sanders mobile battery ready to “receive everyone’s love in both hands”

What I Had For Lunch

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Alternate titles: Spatter Pattern, Harsh Ambivalence

Episode 238: Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Pants

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

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Arthur needs more schooling on this dining out/tipping game, or maybe he just needs a refresher.

Burrito’s Nickelbox: rap-rock that’s not Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock

BNN Preview: Anime waifus, you know ’em, we love ’em! Especially the cartoon physics that govern the gravity defying quivering titties, the jiggling jugs, the booby bounce! Burrito motorboats his way up the timestream to find the source of all this titillating movement.

Ref: When was the first anime breast bounce? Japanese Twitter debates

Famous manga artist claims famous character designer was the perky pioneer, but not everyone is convinced.

This Is The Newz

Taco Bell is bringing back the Mexican Pizza

DJ Khaled’s Another Wing Unveils Plant-Based Wings

Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash

Florida bride and caterer charged with lacing wedding food with cannabis

Scientists Want to Probe Uranus With a New Spacecraft

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Hokkaido man found naked in laundromat in middle of the night

Kyoto City official arrested for bribery with old-timey gold coin

“I’ll draw one animal for every retweet!” Japanese artist now has to draw 22,000 animals

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 237: Corpse Flower

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Your fearless and greasy hosts discuss the state of Netflix, its content, and subscribers sharing accounts then given a scenario: If offered a multi-million dollar payout after three years, could they provide audio content on-demand at a moment’s notice? Odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon Newz, and your favorite food-related guessing game What I Had For Lunch complete another episode of The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast.

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Let’s taco bout Netflix

As a Slam City host, would you be on call 24 hours a day for three years for whatever our employer needed and we’d get paid $100M or if anyone drops the ball, we’d get paid nothing?

This Is The Newz

Kindergartner brings Jose Cuervo margaritas to snack time at Livonia school

How electric chopsticks could reduce people’s salt-heavy diet in Japan

Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors

Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds

A sperm donor with 55 kids says some women want to do it the old-fashioned way

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“Gamer apartments” available to rent for under US$350 a month, comes with full gaming PC setup

How to use the new floating hologram registers at 7-Eleven

Japan’s “killing stone” splits in two, possibly unleashing evil nine-tailed fox spirit

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 236: Apex Ouroboros | Your Ankles Are Upside-Down | Lyfe As A Condition | Steve Lazarus

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Episode 236: Apex Ouroboros | Your Ankles Are Upside-Down | Lyfe As A Condition | Steve Lazarus
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You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.

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Brian might get a chance to hook up with a girl that he was too scared to hook up with in high school

The Dog-a: Apartment dog drama intensifies

Women Aren’t Funny – ok, edit: “Funny Women” Aren’t Funny – ok, “a psycho i’m talking to on Tinder isn’t funny” –Brian

Quick brainstorm sesh: “Fingerking potatoes, these fat juicy tubers will fill up any size appetite. New ad idea?”

Foo Fighters Greatest Hits

Is edging by yourself unnecessary?

Fictional emo band in an audio drama – Lyfe As A Condition with Steve Lazarus, Geoff Solomon, and EZ Kill

Dry cleaning tip from GMN

This Is The Newz

‘Jack Dorsey’s First Tweet’ NFT Went on Sale for $48M. It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280

Woman Who Deals Meth Says Selling Drugs Was The Only Job She Could Get

Wharton police looking for person who put ‘Chick-Fil-A coming soon’ sign up as prank

Man admitted to hospital after rare masturbation injury

Houston car dealership employee flips script on attempted robber, sends him running

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo ramen chain brings the heat with Carolina Reaper miso soup

New burger in Japan combines fried chicken with…strawberries and cream?!?

Many young Japanese people aren’t drinking sake these days

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 235: Magnanimous

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The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast is recorded especially for you at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Brian Goes to Europe – train drama, did Brian get laid?, etc.

Me-date revisited. Did Brian break his $25 high watermark on his Eurotrip?

Brian’s Nickelbox, Phoenix Edition: System of a Down – When I was younger, I put System of a Down in my nickelbox and burnt it. And now it rises from the ashes.

What song(s) put them in the Nickelbox in the first place?

What song(s) put them in the Phoenixelbox?

Art the Arbiter – America’s Drive-In Sonic sucks more than ever

This Is The Newz

Dog abandoned for being ‘gay’ gets adopted by a gay couple

300 Drones Formed a QR Code That Rick Rolled Dallas on April Fools’ Day

Author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ now on trial for husband’s murder

Metairie man rigs flash bang in truck to deter break-ins

Michigan rep who pushed drunk-driving expungement arrested on 2nd OWI charge

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Soak in a sand bath in Beppu, Japan’s famous onsen region

For those who want it thiccc – Japanese vending machine allows you to choose drink thickness

For the working otaku – Convertible bags you can take to work and anime/idol events

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 234: Other People’s Pizza

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“Hooked On Ass Eating. It’s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it’s ass eating.” If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you.

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FMK – Britney, Paris, Lindsay

‘Everybody Hurts’ by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time

The 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O’Connor’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ – while ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ by Queen was named as the happiest song

Signs of the Times: The end of Domino’s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums

Wing sauce flights

Arthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald’s charges extra for tomatoes.

Cloaca cars – cars covered in bird poop

Let them eat boo cake

Bryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill

This Is The Newz

North Carolina woman fights to keep her ‘FART’ license plate

Wallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner

Florida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants

Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student

Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner

Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver

I deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are

Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits

Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo

Hokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls

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Episode 233: Sloppy Toppy

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If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we finish reviewing the , deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 4: The Top 15

Japanese pro gamer kicked off e-sports team after saying short men shouldn’t have human rights

Tekken pro asks guys under 170 centimeters (67 inches) tall to “please live your life with the idea ‘I have no human rights’ in your mind.”

Sitcom brainstorm: Sloppy Toppy

This Is The Newz

Man stunned when his dog lands £40 speeding ticket driving on motorway

Fans Confused After ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Wins Car On ‘Incorrect’ Answer

Study Finds Men With a Sense of Humor More Likely to Make Woman Orgasm

Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops

Harmful chemicals found in toys and canned food at US discount stores

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Burger King releases the King Yeti on Japan

Optimus Prime and Megatron are now officially cute anime girls with Transformers Bishoujo

Police baffled by bizarre guard rail crime theft crime spree in Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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