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Episode 251: Diluvium

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We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

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Memory Lane: Gleeking

Maker’s Mark Commercial

You shockin’ yourself?

McFly ruined Arthur’s week by paying full price for the McFly Meal.

How much to give to a GoFundMe?

This Is The Newz

Lizzo rerecords ‘Grrrls’ following criticism over ableist lyric

GEICO to pay $5.2M to woman who says she caught STD in former partner’s car

Two rescued after falling into M&M Mars factory chocolate tank

Company offering $2K to release 100 cockroaches in your home

US Man Arrested Thrice in 3 Weeks For Having Too Many Bird Feeding Trays

Woman woke up from a coma to discover her fiancé ghosted her

If You Blended Up Everyone in the World, It Would Create a Meatball That Fits in Central Park

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Spicy fish egg theme park opens newest location in Gunma Prefecture

Tokyo rapper arrested for tagging Yamanote Line while drunk

Weird Japanese vending machine find of the day: Cream in cans?

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Episode 250: Imposition 100% Pure Plutonium

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We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.

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“The Reflex” by Duran Duran and Popular Music from the 1980s

The Arbiter missed out on his free Mexican Pizza.

Rotisserie chicken

This Is The Newz

Crazed customer busted in shooting of Chinese food delivery man

What Your Sexts (or Lack Thereof) Say About Your Relationship

Overturned truck loses 7,700 pounds of frozen pies on Illinois highway

Mom Accidentally Buys Tickets to Red Hot Chili Peppers Bagpipe Tribute Band

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Never waste time arguing about what to eat for dinner again with Japan’s Six Noodle Dice

New “wet” potato chips revolutionise the snack industry in Japan

Town in Yamaguchi accidentally sends everyone’s COVID-19 relief money to one person

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Episode 249: Impersonating An Apartment Complex

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With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.

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The Dog-a (Dog Saga) comes to an end soon. Will Brian choose (re)vengeance or forgiveness?

Brainstorm sesh: Slam City album cover

Dairy Queen

DXQ Outro

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Man in Texas smashes ancient museum artifacts worth millions

Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

Employees at Sonic Drive-In call police to report python in kitchen

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Set of 4,368 train tickets goes on sale to commemorate Japan Railways 150th anniversary

We test out the portable shower backpack Amazon recommended to us (which also only has two stars)

Blind fighters only at Street Fighter V e-sports tournament to be held in Tokyo, streamed online

Matchbox Twenty

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 248: Personal Jackhammer

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth and odd news commentary. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Brainstorm sesh: Slam City reality show called Food Truck Trailer

Voyeur theme park – Come-N-Go: The Last Gas Station From Miles Around

End road rage by: getting AIDS or giving up all of your online account passwords and the hackers verify then change them on the spot

Nickelbox: Nine Inch Nails, if not in the Nickelbox, beer song

Memorable album covers

This Is The Newz

DeLorean is back for the future with brand new EV

Copy of ‘Annie Annie’ returned to library after 46 years

Lion in China zoo turns heads for sporting bangs, goes viral as keepers deny giving it a haircut

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry toy Boeing

Thai Tea Stall Goes Viral for Questionable Packaging Choice

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Netflix show sparks global debate on parenting and child safety

Japan’s new strange, and strangely compelling, capsule toys

Tokyo police arrest video game YouTuber for marijuana possession

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Episode 247: Coherent Dylan and the Department of Billionaires | Lemon/Lime | A Melange of Death | Sweater Pizza

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Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

“Theme Song to Burrito’s Nippon Newz” (0:19) at 49:20

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Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Accounting error: A check that you already received the money for

What songs have been stuck in your head for years?

Fugue state

Waking up from a coma and everything tastes like 7-Up

Brian: Can someone explain to me “the girlfriend experience”?

Brian matches with a woman from Mexico on Tinder

This Is The Newz

Mona Lisa attacked with cake by ‘man dressed as old lady in wheelchair’

Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Allegedly Broke Up With Him Because He Kept Making Her Pay Half of Everything In The Five Years They Were Dating

15,000 pounds of hot dog filler ‘catapults’ onto roadway following crash

Balenciaga’s ‘full destroyed’ sneakers listed for $1,850

Taco Bell is running out of Mexican Pizza

Monkey Chips

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese man pays nearly $16,000 for life-size dog costume to fulfill his dream of transforming into an animal

Save time AND water by turning your shower into a bath with this nifty Japanese gadget

Electric chopsticks that make low-salt food taste salty developed by Meiji University

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 246: Coffee, Tea, Sega

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Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.

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Quantimino Leap

Arthur the Arbiter: Drive-thru deja vu – pays with change

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Burrito’s tea ritual

Caked sh!t

This Is The Newz

Austin St. John – MMPR Red Ranger – Federally Indicted on Wire Fraud

Entire Maine town forced to shut after its only clerk quits over denied vacation

Last NYC public payphone being removed

Highway scramble: 18-wheeler hauling 30,000 pounds of eggs crashes on Dallas freeway

Shooting at McDonald’s not related to Taco Bell shooting yards away

Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Tokyo cafe won’t let you inside unless you’re a writer or translator with a deadline looming

Motorized Electric Gaming Bed from Japan takes gaming furniture to the next level

ASIMO retires from performing after 22 years

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Episode 245: Allegory By The Slice

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur take you on an almost hour-long conversation made up of observations, insight, realizations, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.

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Gemini reviews the HBO miniseries Chernobyl

Etymology: Braggadocious

Joy dish soap for handwashing

Booking a doctor’s appointment

Arthur the Arbiter seeks tips to hack AYCE sushi

Minutiae Moment: Saving a dime on a gallon of gasoline ain’t worth the effort these days.

This Is The Newz

Ex-deputy accused of posing as wedding guest to steal gifts

Man arrested for opening door, walking on wing as jet taxis at O’Hare

Fei Long Will Never Appear In Street Fighter Again

Apple discontinues the iPod

Barnacles over boots? City to try new parking enforcement tech

Painting worth £740,000 ruined after ‘bored’ security guard draws eyes on it

Crash covers Missouri road in cans of hard seltzer

Woman exits vehicle in drive thru, car crashes over Chick-fil-A retaining wall

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Six members of Japan’s Self-Defense Forces face punishment for unauthorized curry-eating

New Zero-Second Chicken Ramen leaves zero reasons not to be eating ramen right now

Lowest-rated portable bathtub on Amazon Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 244: Pufferfish

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The power of Quantimino™ continues from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

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Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year or fight a chicken every time you get in your car

Update on Brian’s friend who wanted his liver

A Top 30 survey list of Japan’s most popular beers

This Is The Newz

People picking penis pitcher plant poses problems.

Officer ‘motorboated’ subordinate at promotion ceremony, retires after guilty plea

Woman discovered she had second ‘tiny’ vagina while in labor

Mom blindsided when 2-year-old boy orders 31 McDonald’s cheeseburgers from Door Dash

‘She created a McMess’: Polk County woman arrested for calling 911 over McDonald’s order

Activist Removed From Cannes Red Carpet Following Naked Protest Against Sexual Violence In Ukraine

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese teacher suspended for selling a lot of cows without telling the school

Mos Burger’s new French toast: A delicious breakfast with a side of linguistic challenges

Burger King roasts McDonald’s with cryptic message on poster jabbing huge new store in Akihabara

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 243: Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With My Duck in My Hand

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Join your part-time friends at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch.

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Continental Breakfast

If you rolled up to this Waffle House, what would you make? What’s your signature Waffle House meal?

What were Gemini and Brian were doing in a JOANN fabric store?

If you and your army were going to conquer Uranus, how would you do it?

Your two toppings on a custom slice of pizza

“Let’s give them something to taco bout”

This Is The Newz

High School junior prom ends early after students yell racial slur while song was playing

Shoppers ‘rather concerned’ after spotting cheap butt plugs on Poundland shelves

Leader of feces-eating cult arrested after 11 dead bodies discovered during raid

Payouts paused after host calls wrong Mega Millions Mega Ball number

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

‘I don’t think I did anything wrong,’ woman who jumped into spider monkey enclosure at El Paso Zoo speaks out

Brian’s Incel Corner

Calling a man bald is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules

News headline – ‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese supermarket entrusts customers with unusual discount sticker system

Japan’s supply of Zima runs dry, online resellers take over and jack up prices

Japanese gyaru-turned-mom is more concerned with making her son a gentleman than a scholar

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria

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Simulacra / Simulation 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria, Bolivian River Dolphins on an Anaconda Play Date, How Many Is A Brazilian?, Ghost in the Carapace, Enter Salmon + Intentional Burnt End

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What I Hate About Anime

Don’t Wake Daddy

Minutiae Moment: blue beverages

Brian’s Parallel Parking Standoff

This Is The Newz

‘Fictosexual’ Japanese man no longer able to communicate with hologram he married

Horny Dolphins Claim Their Latest Victim: An Anaconda

‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral

100-year-old Brazilian breaks record after 84 years at same company

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Road in Chiba plagued by accidents involving shutterbugs seeking “Chiba-fornia” shots

Man threatens to set fire to Sega offices, beat employees’ family members to death

Osaka makes decision on terrifying mascot for upcoming world’s fair

What I Had For Lunch

Gemini distills life – Exit shit. Enter food.

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