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Episode 262: How To Decorate Flowers (By Plastic) or Play It Loud, White Tiger

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From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters

Arthur the Arbiter – Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD’s app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur’s app deal hack is better.

Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven)

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 – How loud are you allowed to go?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 – A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a “white tiger”.

This Is The Newz

Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald’s burger ingredient

Police say people pretending to play violin for money a ‘nationwide issue’

Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844

Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo

Klondike’s Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years

Burrito’s Nippon News

We try new ‘adrift at sea’ experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast

Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor

Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you’ve never read them

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Episode 261: Locusts of Ctrl

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: “Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place.”

Locus of Control

Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.

P.O. Broad

Found Objects

Tipsimping

This Is The Newz

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach

100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

Dead Spiders Work as ‘Necrobotic’ Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects

Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: ‘Beautiful Miracle’

Burrito’s Nippon News

1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person

Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway

Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 260: Nuclear Winter (Prequel to The Tipping Point), Tempura Cigarettes, Put Down the Box Cutter, Johnny’s 9-Hour Samurai

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.

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Tipping Point

Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs

Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.

This Is The Newz

Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice

Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries

Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy

Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.

Burrito’s Nippon News

High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)

This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night

Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened

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Episode 259: From Wonderland Temples

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch.

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Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City

Pubes

Trusty Toilets

Scheduling a food pickup

VBS

Nickelbox: Meta-Analysis featuring Alice In Chains

Brian bought someone a vibrator

This Is The Newz

Taste the toxin? Skittles ‘unfit for human consumption’, lawsuit claims

Woman Sues Man for $10,000 After Bad Date, Unloads on Judge During Hearing

Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

‘Zombie’ fungus causes ‘incredible urge’ for males to mate with female corpses, study says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

U.S. Ambassador wins fans in Japan with his love of local trains…and puns

Japanese universities determine cats know the names of other cats

This tatami mat platform with built-in vibration speakers promises the ultimate sound experience

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 258: The Night, Act II – Cape Cod

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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River Flirting

Scarred memory / Urshers Herpz

Plug In & Hate – charitable foundations in their names

Live Nude Girls

This Is The Newz

Customer films self ‘watching’ young worker running Domino’s alone, sparking debate

Alabama judge suspended after mocking Asian accent in the courtroom

Brazilian Anaesthetist Filmed Putting His Penis in Pregnant Woman’s Mouth After Heavily Sedating Her During C-Section

Billie Faiers accidentally drinks her sister Sam’s ‘really good’ placenta juice

Suspect committed an indecent act along trail in Aurora and then ran back into woods naked

Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea

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Episode 257: The Night, Act I – Sauce

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.

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Saucing

Nachos

You have 90 minutes to kill in a waiting room. No phone. No Internet. How are you passing the time?

Sex toys no longer taboo but why can’t we casually bring up butt plugs?

This Is The Newz

Worker who was accidentally paid 300 times his salary takes the money and runs

Call to tighten New Zealand law that allows public pooing if no one watching

Nancy Reagan, former first lady, is honored with new ‘Forever Stamp’

New Port Richey man arrested after throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer

Bear dramatically falls from 49-foot-tall tree

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 256: All About Our Cheddar

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Gourmet doughnuts

Reaction audio for Target swimwear commercial

She’s a 10, but…

Plug In & Hate – fast food ghost pepper

Pens

This Is The Newz

Man left with ‘whistling scrotum’ after botched surgery

Fears ‘Gimp Man’ has returned after latex pervert ambushes couple walking home

Man Allegedly Airdropped Lewd Photos of Himself to Fellow Plane Passengers

Family identifies woman killed at Atlanta Subway over sandwich order

Man arrested after attempting to shoplift 11 cases of beer from Seattle Safeway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fire chief in Akita starts forest fire trying to scare away wasp

Retired Member of Parliament arrested pretending to be active MP for first-class train tickets

Man who gambled entire Japanese town’s COVID relief money arrested

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Episode 255: Lend Us Some Sugar, We Are Your Neighbors

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Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.

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Go Big or Go Home? – Instead of bonuses, Julio offers to buy us Rolexes. Will you be modest knowing that your choice might be rejected for being too expensive or take a chance on what you think you deserve?

Arthur the Arbiter – Domino’s on Dominotice – Domino’s 2-minute curbside fail

Brainstorm – conceptualize a made up pod titled “Squirters”

What keywords were you using when you first got into searching for porn?

This Is The Newz

Truck hauling bees overturns in Choctaw County

Tractor-trailer carrying cheese catches fire on Ohio interstate

‘Vintage’ Burger King Restaurant Found Fully Intact Behind a Wall at a Mall in Delaware

Naturopaths ‘not bound by science,’ lawyer argues in B.C. hearing on fecal transplants for autism

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Japanese supermarket has either the kindest or cruelest slogan, but no one’s sure which

Burger King Japan is offering dried ramen instead of French fries in its combo meals

Man who got entire town’s COVID relief money believed to have lost it all at online casinos

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 254: Blackcurrants, Megalodong, and The Beaded Curtain Bunch

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.

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Fill in the blank to describe your cohost: “The _____-ing Wonder of the World”

The Shrettuce Debate

BNN DXQ: Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says

This Is The Newz

Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view

Man gets extreme, super-gonorrhea after unprotected sex with prostitute

Experts slam man who claims to have built a 1.4million-strong ‘frog army’

Prehistoric monster shark Megalodon had huge 20-foot penis and may have returned

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi police on lookout for scoundrel who stole public toilet’s flushing handle

Man who accidentally received entire town’s COVID-19 relief money vanishes

No more neckties! Japanese prefecture abolishes necktie dress code for government employees

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: WIHFL R&B Jam, Eating or Shoving?

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Episode 253: The Biscuit on Ol’ 49

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.

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Balls of Energy / Ball Lightning

White Van Scam Revisited – You’re in Slam City walking down the street in the beaded curtain district. You see a white van parked in a sketchy alleyway. What words are scrawled on the side that get you to walk over and take a look?

Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

20 Mosquitoes or 20 Cockroaches?

Moving to Mars

This Is The Newz

Hong Kong’s Jumbo floating restaurant sinks at sea

Bon voyage: Old subway cars float off across New York Harbor

Montreal protesters go topless after Quebec City police harass sunbathing woman

Woman Topless on a Blanket Doing Macrame While Smoking A Cigarette on a Sunny Day 

CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese woman receives Kobe beef croquettes after waiting nine years, and she was lucky.

Starbucks Taiwan’s new Mango on the Beach Frappuccino is full of fun, summery vibes

Japan Rail West offering chance to sleep in a platypus’ mouth

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