Episode 234: Other People’s Pizza
“Hooked On Ass Eating. It’s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it’s ass eating.” If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you.
Double X Quantimino
FMK – Britney, Paris, Lindsay
‘Everybody Hurts’ by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time
The 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O’Connor’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ – while ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ by Queen was named as the happiest song
Signs of the Times: The end of Domino’s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums
Wing sauce flights
Arthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald’s charges extra for tomatoes.
Cloaca cars – cars covered in bird poop
Let them eat boo cake
Bryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill
This Is The Newz
North Carolina woman fights to keep her ‘FART’ license plate
Wallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner
Florida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants
Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student
Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner
Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver
I deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are
Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits
Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo
Hokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls
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Added June 17th, 2022