Slam City

Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.

Double X Quantimino

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Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility

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White Van Scam in the Quantimino – Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.

“The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn’t have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from “a dude in a van” a few months before the session.”

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans – bok choy for some box joy

“The cultiest cult grocer in America”

This Is The Newz

Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth

Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their ‘boneless wings’ are actually chicken nuggets

Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab

City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: “Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?”

Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries

‘We didn’t have any failures’: Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch ‘Raw Dawgs’ youth gang prevention group

A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste”

“Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan

Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple

After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light

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