How Was Your Week: Bandito got some new tools. Foxtrot’s world is on fire. Arthur’s home Internet pulses with the pandemic. Gemini’s weeks fly and the work is never done.
. What I Had For Lunch
. Avocado Toast
. Vienna Sausage
. This Is The Newz
. Government denies knowledge of strange ‘UFO’ over Japanese city
. Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record
. ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ employs blow-up doll for love scenes
. Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack
. Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India
. Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis
. Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer
. Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records
. Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan
. Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa
. Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back
. Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews
. CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that’s 100 kilometres long
. Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation
. Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds
. Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80
. The C.A.R.L.Y.—That’s “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future
. Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: . Strawberries on a pizza
. Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral
. More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt
. Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can
. G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink
. Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history
. ‘Black neutron star’ discovery changes astronomy
. Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster
. A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film
. Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire
. Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out
. Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats
. The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists
. Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis
. Man’s bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours
. ‘Godzilla dust cloud’ from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US
. X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book
. Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel
. The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper
. 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Leave at least one hole open
. Intergalanalytics
. D!cks Count
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