Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur lose themselves in the Quantimino™ for another episode.
. Burrito Bandito got his Band Maid shirts; BJ Chair on its way.
. The weeks remain as short as days.
. What I Had For Lunch: Floyd’s, Tuna, Red Baron, Turkey sandwich with hatch pepper cheese
. Mushroom Talk
. This is the Newz
. Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week
. ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date
. Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border
. ‘Ren & Stimpy’ Documentary ‘Happy Happy Joy Joy’ Unveils First Trailer
. Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move
. $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds
. Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging
. Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for ‘pubic hair’
. Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic ’90s sleepover
. Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks
. Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft
. Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage
. Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of ‘Wild N’ Out’
. A woman is stunned when her new driver’s license came back with a picture of an empty chair
. Japanese Brazilian BBQ restaurants offering take-out disposable grills made of cardboard
. Hokkaido resort offers a vibrant bounty of gelato lookalikes made of potato
. Police find Netherlands’ biggest-ever cocaine lab
. Google Earth user spots ‘400ft ice ship’ off the coast of Antarctica
. Obese man binges 10k calories a day to grow 35st body and please kinky fans
. Belarus Has Shut Down the Internet Amid a Controversial Election
. Florida woman finds python in her laundry machine
. Middletown restaurants feud after fence blocks ocean view
. The disturbing underbelly of the ‘step’ pr0n trend
. Man Jailed For Alleged Felony Slurpee Battery
. South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire during gaming livestream, gets 2nd-degree burns
. Microsoft Surface Duo release at a whopping $1,399
. Circus Peanut Jello Salad, One of the Weirdest Retro Recipes Out There
. Almost Always Win the Game “Guess Who” With This Math-Based Strategy
. Hubble Finds Betelgeuse’s Mysterious Dimming Due to Traumatic Outburst
. 9 Reasons to Eat a Lot of Beans
. Coronavirus Found on Frozen Chicken Wings
. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
. Between ages 16–20, half the population lost their virginity, and by 22 years of age, 90 of the population had. And if you haven’t lost your virginity by age 30, the likelihood that you ever falls dramatically.
. Dogs tuck their tail because they are trying to hide fear pheromones that are released by their anus. Similarly, they wag their tail to spread joy pheromones also released by their anus.
. Lucky Charms inspired by Circus Peanuts
. White Van Scam: Ænis The Scientist
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