Episode 170: The Call of the Void
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast provides the universe with comical, witty, and thought-provoking conversations from triple uranium award-winning hosts Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
Gemini did not rinse after brushing.
True or False?: Traps.
China makes Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals. The long game, four degrees warmer.
Memories about TV.
This Is The Newz.
Border agents seize 277 pounds of banned bologna.
Woman linked to crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth.
Iowa pizzeria serves up breakfast pizza with Froot Loops and cheese.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Breast material shortage causing delay for explosively popular US$479 busty anime girl mousepad.
Town in Japan has an adorable boob mascot, makes City Boob Declaration for a touching reason.
Burger King Japan’s Strong Magma Super One Pound Beef Burger has us quaking in our boots.
Japanese whisky sweet potatoes: A super-easy, super-delicious snack you can make in seconds.
Amazon makes an adjustment to its app icon after comparisons to Hitler mustache.
Three drunk drivers all crash into each other in Mount Pleasant after 2 AM on a Sunday.
Man creates penis shapes with his running routes to raise money for testicular cancer.
Dutch sex workers protest to get back to business. 5-feet distance is not a problem, they claim.
Emirati arrested for stealing camel for gift to girlfriend.
Goodwill worker finds $5,000 left in donated jacket pocket.
15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale.
78 pounds of wool sheared from sheep found living in the wild.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
The reason Fear Factor was cancelled was because they had a challenge where the contestants drank donkey semen. It wasn’t even the final test to win the grand prize.
Jigsaw puzzles almost never have the number of pieces they say on the box: most “1000-piece” puzzles are 38 x 27 = 1026.
The nails on your dominant hand grow faster than the rest, as do the nails on your longer fingers. Your fingernails also grow faster during the day and during the summer.
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Added March 11th, 2021