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Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner

Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner
Slam City
Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner

You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.

Double X Quantimino

DXQ Level Newz: This “90 Day Fiancé” Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

Feetquently Asked Questions

The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

Cherry Cordials

This Is The Newz.

Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

Ex-McDonald’s worker ‘disturbed’ after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table

What I Had For Lunch

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