Episode 239: Affordable Guitar Licks
Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.
Double X Quantimino
$3.99 plus tax fountain drink
Accepting that “Oldies” now include 90s grunge and rock
Ref: From Nirvana to Goo Goo Dolls, here’s how Gen Z is revitalizing 90s grunge and rock
After trending on TikTok, Nirvana’s 1991 song “Something In The Way” and Goo Goo Dolls 1998 song “Iris” both re-entered the Billboard charts.
Kangaroos have two penises and their balls are above their dicks. Also, ladyroos have three vaginas.
Kings of Leon
This Is The Newz
Snickers responds to absolutely nuts duck vein rumour
This Software Engineer Designed a Chatbot to Chat With His Girlfriend While He’s Busy at Work
Jessica Simpson’s credit card declined at Taco Bell ‘the other day’
Woman arrested after crashing car, fleeing on foot showed signs of intoxication before bribing deputy with sex to let her go
Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Pokémon skeletons and fossils now on display at Tokyo’s National Museum of Nature and Science
Sadako now has her own YouTube channel, hopes to upload videos about her daily life
KFC Japan’s giant Colonel Sanders mobile battery ready to “receive everyone’s love in both hands”
What I Had For Lunch
Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz
Alternate titles: Spatter Pattern, Harsh Ambivalence
Added July 25th, 2022