Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna
From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.
Double X Quantimino
Time dilation
Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card
Cheesy pizza?
Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)
Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card
This Is The Newz
Brian’s Animal Corner
Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies
Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find
How to stop your vacuum from spying on you
Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes
Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray
Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers
Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn’t have a license
Man scammed 11-year-old’s lemonade stand with fake $100 bill
Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks
Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table
Missouri pastor says congregation is ‘poor, broke, busted’ for not buying him a luxury Movado watch
Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error
Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 30th, 2022