Episode 283: Cartesian Others
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news.
Double X Quantimino
You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you?
Sheets
The KKK Took My Baby Away
Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Elizabeth Holmes, Toxic Ladyboss
Giving a Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Extra Crinkle-cut Pickles to a Panhandler
Arthur the Arbiter – Look, I get it BUT Eggs Any Style $10?! Two farm fresh eggs any style, homemade biscuit, choice of bacon or house sausage
This Is The Newz
Target recalls children’s weighted blankets due to 2 asphyxiation deaths
Florida Man Beat Roommate’s Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
McDonald’s delivers empty wrapper to man who unticked every item on his order
M&S executive caught with ecstasy pills and cocaine stuffed inside bra in Fabric
‘Toxic masculinity’ may be caused by an actual, infectious, brain-altering parasite
Florida server surprised with $1,000 tip
Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets
South Korea ends ban on imported sex dolls
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Added May 18th, 2023