Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness
Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories.
Double X Quantimino
Let me tell you about this clam
A question about tipping
How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?
Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract
Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking?
Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much?
Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014?
How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who’d been “tainted” in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?
Considering the Light Phone II
Boobs vs Butts
Romeo and Juliet (1968 film)
The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant
This Is The Newz
Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby
Pigeon wearing crystal meth ‘like a backpack’ caught inside B.C. prison yard
Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself
Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes
Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight
Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Asahi Beer abolishes “image girl” spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers
Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren
No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires
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Added June 05th, 2023