Slam City

The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party.

Double X Quantimino

DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans

How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them?

Hit and Run

Micro-stress

Are Fritos the last bag of chips?

This Is The Newz

Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean

Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I’m Batman.’

Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport

Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house

11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school

Hooters waitress shares ‘adjustment trick’ to get more money from ‘cute guys’

Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property

Bolivar’s new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong

Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel’s after tractor-trailer crash

Zookeepers Say They’ve Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation

Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan

Train driver’s locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line

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