Slam City

Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Double X Quantimino

Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera.

“I love you too much to argue.”

Yeast from there to make bread and beer

Slam Citizens’ life pro tips on curating your feedz

A “tech shabbat” – Is Arthur already doing this and can you?

“What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz

Clam City, OnlyClamz

Nacho cheese

Location data

This Is The Newz

Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave

Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped

Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says

Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert

Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat

Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police

Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free

Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz

Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?”