Episode 214: Paper Crowns and Barnacles
Your favorite part-time friends take you on a roller coaster ride on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast with random discussion topics, news commentary, and food. Bring a change of clothes.
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What if you could approve or deny gravity? OR Is gravity clumsy or just me?
Jason Derulo Attacks Men After Being Called Usher
Melania or Throat Goat Reagan? no politics, just shear sexual conjecture
MFK with Pelosi, Boebert, and AOC
This Is The Newz
Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll
Fish fall from the sky during rainstorm in eastern Texas
Melania Trump to auction white hat and other items for $250,000 minimum bid
What It’s Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman
Soft toy that nibbles to relieve stress is unveiled at tech convention
Tenn. lawmaker apologizes after arguing with ref, ejection at HS basketball game
KFC to launch plant-based fried chicken made with Beyond Meat nationwide
What I Had For Lunch
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Added January 28th, 2022
Episode 213: High Heat, Baby!
Your fearless and greasy hosts bring a fun-filled round of DXQ, odd news commentary, BNN, and What I Had For Lunch on your favorite radio show.
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Burrito’s Nickelbox – “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam and “The One I Love” by REM
Wedgies
Brian asks for dog advice
This Is The Newz
Dad saddled with $20,000 credit card bill after daughter’s in-game spending spree on Genshin Impact
Bank hands out £130m in Christmas blunder
90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised
San Antonio’s Pabst Blue Ribbon tweets New Year’s advice for sober followers: ‘Try eating ass!’
Woman found smuggling spider monkeys in duffel bag across U.S. border
Little Caesars’ Hot-N-Ready pizza no longer costs $5
North Korea claims Kim Jong Un’s dad invented the burrito
Burrito’s Nippon News
This Robo Chef will make you perfect fried rice without any need to lift a heavy wok
Ramen tea? Unusual drink is hot in more than ways than one
Bathe in the soothing golden waters of the Bathtime Manneken Pis yellow water gun kit
What I Had For Lunch
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Added January 24th, 2022
Episode 212: Sally Philosophy
Grab your listening device and hang out with your all-time favorite part-time friends from Slam City on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This could be the best part of your week. Why listen to a lukewarm podcast when you have the center of the sun right here?
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Digital detox.
Fara Day, a holiday for digital detox.
Getting “Chipotle’d”
Vending machine idea
The coupon king asks a coupon question to his non-couponer bros.
Steel drums: remembering the music from Girls Gone Wild commercials
Subject Matter Expert Generalist (SMEG)
Brian’s Couch: existential crises that arise in the middle of the night
Getting older
This Is The Newz.
Cat burglar: New Zealand pet steals bong, bag of white powder and lacy underwear
Mom Forces Kids To Hand Over Build-A-Bear They Made At Her Daughter’s Birthday Party
Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours
Audi steps in to give ‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestant a car after controversial loss
Metairie man caught deceiving babysitters into changing his diapers arrested for second time
Finnish Man Blows Up Tesla Car Instead of Replacing Battery
‘Bloodthirsty’ squirrel attacks 18 people in Welsh village
UPS driver kidnapped, packages stolen in brazen Atlanta heist
Myanmar model-actor Paing Takhon named world’s ‘Most Handsome Face,’ sentenced to jail in same week
What I Had For Lunch
What Gemini and Arthur Had For Dinner Without Brian and Burrito
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Audio Editor: Scotty Sanders
Assistant Producer: Jaymark Balenciaga
Added January 14th, 2022
Episode 211: Tamale Pilot in Wonderland
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! This entertaining show has what your ear holes need: assorted topics covered in humorous conversation, odd news commentary, and a guessing game involving food. The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District.
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Brian tested positive for Covid but not feeling that sick.
Greasy finance guy, Geoffrey Oglesby
Whistler, trach hole
Tamale Pirate
Coffee grinds that you dip
Will Brian fly to Irvine, CA for Vagrant’s 25th Anniversary?
Pizza bowls
Gemini’s body is a temple and a wonderland
Big Swig pickle-flavored sparkling water
Did the Macarena create world peace?
Birkenstocks
How would you feel if you bought a scratch-off ticket for someone as a birthday present, and they won $1 million from it?
This Is The Newz.
Woman, 48, lives — and dates — as her 22-year-old daughter at university
Book returned to Illinois college library was 49 years overdue
Minnesota teen’s 4-inch mouth gape recaptures Guinness World Record
McDonald’s teen employee hopped through drive-thru window to save customer choking on a chicken nugget
Local school districts relieved as a Tik Tok threat of ‘national shoot up your school day’ ends with no shootings
A Papa John’s restaurant manager says he was fired after 13 years with the company for closing 3 hours early amid ongoing hiring and retention challenges
Dallas Police Oversight Board Wants To Know Why Officers Seized Woman’s Bag Of Cash At Love Field
(Tamale Pilot)
Gal Gadot Launches New Line of Healthier Mac and Cheese, GOODLES
Eric Clapton successfully sues 55-year-old German widow for listing bootleg CD on eBay for $11
What I Had For Lunch
Fred Flintstone Yabba Dabba Don’t
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Added January 10th, 2022
Episode 210: The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll
Your search for that conversation you needed to feel well again ends here. Quick thoughts, clever commentary, and endless chuckles are intended results of your part-time best friends having a great time with a tape recorder and some microphones.
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Who are you freeing? Cosby, Elon, Britney, Baha Men
Barking dogs
Skambag
True or false?: Applebee’s boneless wings dipped in Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Burrito watches a sandwich artist struggle every time
This Is The Newz.
What Does the Internet Smell Like? Sweat and Uncomfortable Office Chairs, According to This New Cologne
Georgia waitress gets $10,000 in tips after customer’s Facebook post
Why Are People Tweeting That Nancy Reagan Was the ‘Throat Goat’?
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Yoga teacher and students meditating on paddle boards swept into the ocean, rescued by canoer
Japanese woman finds wallet with 1 million yen, does the right thing, then something even better
Kansai area people more genetically predisposed to liking coffee than elsewhere in Japan
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 28th, 2021
Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner
You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.
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DXQ Level Newz: This “90 Day Fiancé” Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts
Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy
Feetquently Asked Questions
The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop
Cherry Cordials
This Is The Newz.
Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius
Ex-McDonald’s worker ‘disturbed’ after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy
Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph
Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home
Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts
Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 23rd, 2021
Episode 208: Celery Tastes Like the Ranch You Put On It
From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.
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What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05
Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy
True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”
Finnish Prime Minister
Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint
Michelin Stars
Celery
Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2
Macarena translation
This Is The Newz.
Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Mega-Church
Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars
Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man’s rear
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ Audio Drama in the Works with Original Cast
Sarco suicide capsule ‘passes legal review’ in Switzerland
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Flight out of Narita Airport delayed because of a turtle on the runway
(Burrito felt like he got hit by a truck after his vaccine booster.)
Man in Japan arrested for breaking into ex-girlfriend’s apartment to steal her Nintendo Switch
Japan’s new drinkable curry in a can
Pizza Hut sandwiches? Japanese lunch packs will never be the same again
Japanese company creates a tiny sock for your big toe
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Tree that smells like rotting fish is so invasive states are offering bounties to kill it
Jamaican Government Launches Campaign About How Great Weed Is
Salt truck overturns on I-88 in Aurora
New Hampshire woman allegedly kept mother’s corpse for months while Social Security payments continued
Jacques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91
Italian researchers have built a humanoid robot that may one day fly like Iron Man
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 18th, 2021
Episode 207: Maybe Broken Furniture Got Limos Instead
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.
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Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.
A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”
Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains
Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?
Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.
Perpetual motion
Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus
Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify
Minutiae Moment brainstorm
Fanny pack for End Time
This Is The Newz.
Brass Against Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During “Welcome to Rockville” Set
Sold for $450m to Saudi prince, ‘Salvator Mundi’ deemed not painted by Leonardo
Cocaine worth $44 million found in onion rings cargo at UK border
Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake ‘Rent-A-Hitman’ website
Temple Police arrest woman seen in video throwing soup at restaurant employee’s face
Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn’t Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
“Who the hell are you?” Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him
Cat owner who sold car to pay for pet’s treatment gets huge surprise from world’s best buyer
Japanese police reminding drivers not to perform the illegal “Ibaraki Dash” maneuver
Starbucks unveils new Roasted Sweet Potato Frappuccino in Japan
More Newz.
FBI demands drivers in freeway cash grab return stolen money dropped by truck
A Truck Carrying $400K Worth of Jack Daniel’s Overturned in Tennessee
Albatross divorce rates going up due to climate change
‘It was pretty overdue’: Boise library book returned 110 years after being checked out
Thailand police warn sexy crispy pancake vendor to wear a bra, maintain social distance from customers
Hiding in plain sight: How one of the country’s most wanted fugitives led a quiet life in Lynnfield
He asked for a shorter jail term after cheating women for sex. Chief Justice doubles his sentence instead
New eco-friendly plastic made of SALMON SPERM is created in China
Catalytic converters stolen off 43 Riverside Unified buses
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 10th, 2021
Episode 206: The Aight Collection, Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding God on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 6: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 175 through 183 of the Slam City podcast.
The Aight Collection
Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
“May Yonaise Be Praised”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Triphallia”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
“18.9 Inches”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Twin Peaks”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Groceries”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Julio Tejas Ad”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Knuckles”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Half A Beer”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Testosterone”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Euphemisms”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Ultramassive Loads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Arcana” / “Sweet Gum”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Histamine Response”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Watermelon Girl”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Blacklight”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Shop Talk During Break”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“The Great Genital Swxtch”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Ronald McDonald”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Czech in the Mail” / “SpongeBob Popsicles”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Traveling Gloryhole”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Milk”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Whale Cheese”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Poisonous”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Street™ Cologne”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Pigs Can Breathe Via Their Rectum”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Jolie’s Bees”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Hot Cheetos for Spider Monkeys”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Daddy Juice Energy Ad”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Sea Cucumber Crimes”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Toilet Fatigue”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Hitachi Shower Heads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Fcking In Tents”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Shoe Thief Set Free”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Panty Thieves”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Ten Dollar Bananas”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Tissue Hat”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Chop Suey”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Smeg & Sand”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Gyros, Pubitron, Hallelujah”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Eric America’s Learning Corner”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
“Blo-N-Go Hair Dryer Ad”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Take Warning” (hidden track), an outtake from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.
Added December 02nd, 2021
Episode 205: Memento mori
“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch.
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Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman – These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive
Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z.
The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole
Eating in the car
This Is The Newz.
There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg
M’sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook’s Meta rebrand
2021 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees Announced – The Strong Museum of Play
Venomous sharks found in London’s Thames river
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara
Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again
Crazy shiitake crane game out lets you win mushrooms by winning mushrooms that aren’t mushrooms
Japan’s oldest McDonald’s worker defies age barriers, inspires everyone at the age of 93
Japan’s Bear Paw Cafe: A safe space for staff with mental health challenges
More Newz.
Woman claims her life is harder because she is ‘attractive’
‘Plus-size Hooters’ in booty shorts spark debate: We are ‘sexy and confident’
Waitress reveals she made only ONE PENNY during six-week pay period
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 18th, 2021