Slam City

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Double X Quantimino.

Blue Knuckles – The Finger King Denied.

The Nearly Perfected Arthur Dood Meal Inspired by Travis Scott.

Tegan and Sara.

Hypothetical Situation: Time Travel Part 2.

The phrase “long in the tooth”.

This Is The Newz.

Woman who claims she is ‘having an affair’ with a chimp was banned from visiting him by zoo staff.

Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot.

The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant’s skirt.

Flight attendants warned ‘never use duct tape’ after a spate of incidents.

Firefighters discover ‘body in the river’ was a swimmer relaxing.

‘I spent £14k on my new big bum now I can’t sit down – but I have no regrets’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese TV show about women sprinting up hills and panting adds its first-ever male performers.

An Ibaraki woman was arrested for attacking the Olympic torch with a water gun.

Beat the heat with “chilled katsudon,” fried pork cutlet served with rice in ice-cold broth.

Cup Noodle instant ramen topping ice cream is on sale now, Nissin reminds/threatens us.

$100 ramen in Tokyo: Overpriced or totally worth it?

More Newz.

Woman attacked by an alligator says ‘I love him’ and it shouldn’t face any consequences.

Georgia man steals mortuary van, dead body rolls out ahead of police chase.

Lil Nas X calls out the double standard of Tony Hawk’s blood-infused skateboard.

(Mary Steenburgen Bloody Pad)

Hayley Williams is now credited as co-writer on Olivia Rodrigo’s Good 4 U.

The Baby On The Cover Of The Nirvana Album “Nevermind” Is Suing The Estate Of Kurt Cobain For Sexual Exploitation Of Minor.

Reversing A Planned Ban, OnlyFans Will Allow Pornography On Its Site After All.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Serving you a hot cup of conversations about donuts, nu metal, odd news, and what they had for lunch, your fearless and greasy hosts bring you a show so hot that you’ll feel like the old lady who was scalded by McD’s coffee in the drive-thru. This is a unique collection of segments called Slam City.

Double X Quantimino.

Krispy Kreme Just Unveiled Hershey’s S’mores Donuts That Are Oozing With Marshmallow.

Mentions of Duck Donuts and Voodoo Doughnut.

Double X Quantiminü: If you met someone that never heard music from the genre “nu metal” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Arthur picked “Blind” by Korn.

Brain picked “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D.

Gemini picked “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit.

Burrito picked “Freak on a Leash” by Korn.

Lost Prophets discussion.

True or False?: Awkwafina.

Brian the Professional has mommy issues.

When you become a future barista, what would your signature drink on the specials menu be? Doesn’t have to be a coffee drink but it’s served at an indie coffee house where the cool kids congregate.

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba.

This Is The Newz.

A British mom makes jewelry out of her own breast milk.

First ever ‘Taco Bell Defy’ to open in Minnesota.

Hermit crabs are sexually attracted to plastic pollution in the ocean.

Furious Twitter debate starts over how much meat people eat off chicken wings.

Florida woman arrested after ‘lewd’ jail visit with inmate.

Florida man who killed his mother and toddler develops bizarre social media following: ‘Too cute’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New Licca-chan doll from Japan has unnervingly rapid hair growth.

Three people become first arrested in Japan for posting a 10-minute movie recap on YouTube.

Bury your face in this Pokémon’s butt for the softest, soundest, and weirdest nap ever.

Beautiful cans of cake have become a viral hit in Japan.

More Newz.

Neon Genesis Evangelion comes to Blu-ray for the first time in 11-disc ‘Ultimate Edition’.

A Supercomputer Just Calculated Pi to a Record 62.8 Trillion Digits. So What? — Popular Mechanics.

Nude man stabs second nude man on Seattle sidewalk.

OnlyFans is banning porn, the very thing that made it big.

Pumpkin spice-flavored ramen cup noodles coming this fall.

(Cheesecake Pie Debate)

(Resonating Mushrooms)

Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza and Calzone Hybrid Called the Crazy Calzony.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Join your part-time friends at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

Double X Quantimino.

Two-digit rule.

T.I.

Plug In and Hate – Annoying Insects: Mosquito Hawks, Cockroaches, Houseflies, Mosquitoes.

Eating bugs.

The Earth is a Big Turtle.

Double X QuantimEMO.

If you met someone that never heard music from the genre “emo” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be?

Thursday’s Full Collapse album discussion.

Taking Back Sunday – “Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From the Team)”,

Dashboard Confessional – “Vindicated”,

Brand New – “Play Crack the Sky”,

Jimmy Eat World – “Just Watch The Fireworks”,

Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity album discussion.

Emo search engine.

Honorable mention: The Used – “Taste of Ink”.

Double X Quantimino (continued).

Thighs at Wing Bars.

General life advice from Gemini.

Wes Burrito drops off before the Saweetie Meal discussion.

Cutting Crew – “I Just Died In Your Arms”.

Minecraft.

McDonald’s limited time celebrity meals discussion: The Saweetie Meal.

Wes Burrito reviews The Suicide Squad movie.

Starro.

Willem Dafoe.

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Your friend’s dog swallows one of your AirPods Pro earbuds (retail $249/pair with charging case) because you left it in reach of the curious canine. Recover the ear bud or replace it ($89).

D!ck pizza and ice cream.

This Is The Newz.

PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink.

Los Angeles Air Traffic Control Warns ‘Jetpack Guy Is Back’.

An Ankeny man accused of bomb threat over McDonald’s dipping sauce faces a lesser charge.

Woman’s terrible date goes viral after he starts flirting with a waitress.

Man has a nail removed from scrotum after shooting himself with a nail gun.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Starbucks releases 47 new Frappuccinos in Japan, one for every prefecture.

“Raw Pepsi,” the most refreshing flavor ever, is out in Japan, but how does it taste?

Burger King unleashes the Tokyo Teriyaki Tower in Japan.

Mario isn’t number one? Nintendo plumber doesn’t win Super Mario series character popularity poll.

“Conbini warp” is an increasing traffic problem for businesses and authorities across Japan.

More Newz.

Best man was ordered to leave the wedding by the bride after a risky joke in speech backfires.

Pompeii’s fast food joint unearthed in 2019 opens to the public.

Aerosol cans cleaned up after a semi explosion in Big Cabin.

New Penelope Cruz film poster showing leaking nipple censored online.

What I Had For Lunch.

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The power of Quantimino™ continues from Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

Double X Quantimino.

A group of comedy clubs put together a contest where comedians submitted a photo of themselves on stage with one of their best jokes typed on the photo social media style. We chose our favorite from the final round.

Arthur the Arbiter versus KFC.

Classic game shows on BUZZR.

Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.

Brian’s return to open mic night.

Mile High Fight Club: Is fighting on an airplane the new bar fight?

Fear boners.

This Is The Newz.

Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans.

Woman with the world’s largest mouth was awarded the Guinness World Record for 6.52cm gob.

‘My mum’s husband is so cheap he makes us eat kids’ meals at restaurants’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese love doll mistaken for a drowned corpse, saved by emergency services anyway.

(Metal band name: Neanderthal Blood Disorder).

Honda has created a GPS navigation system for your shoes.

Real life doesn’t work like anime – Tokyo man arrested after letting schoolgirl live with him.

A Wakayama man stealing a uniform from school was caught by a mysterious man in the restroom in the middle of night.

More Newz.

Pasco Sheriff’s Office letter targets residents for ‘increased accountability’.

San Francisco restaurant’s $72 fried rice.

Capital G Grill gimmick appetizer suggestions.

What I Had For Lunch.

Summer sausage.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy are you?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder messaging.

After Party: Watching Movies in the Theater.

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast are back at the studio in the Compound to bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and you, the listener.

Double X Quantimino.

Ska revival. If you had to give someone their first impression of ska with one third wave ska song, which song?

Ska’d 4 Lyfe.

Burrito Reviews: MOTU: Revelation.

Arthur’s First World Problem: “McBell” or “Taco Donald’s”?

Virtue signaling.

“Chosis” and red flags.

True or False: Lacey Sturm circa 2019.

Brian’s No Go Window.

From Tip to Taint: The Slam City Documentary.

Gemini’s coloring book idea.

The Etymology of Felching.

This Is The Newz.

Man caught naked in a stable with a pony covered in massage oil denies wrongdoing.

Man finds real-life bat cave under his new home.

Woman labels date ‘worst ever’ after man said she looked ‘fatter in person’.

Man’s proposal at a baseball game goes horribly wrong in a cringeworthy scene.

Feds Sell Martin Shkreli’s Sole Copy Of Wu-Tang Clan Album.

Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police.

(Brian McFly Throat Fucks Active Shooter)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Rolled up balls of paper win 1st and 3rd place in the Tokyo Tech paper airplane contest.

Busy morning in Sapporo as bear attacks coincide with naked man walking around town.

Restaurant worker putting pubes on curry heralds return of baito-terror.

Japanese man deported for eating cats.

Kanna Hashimoto wins the Guinness World Record for getting tissues really fast.

More Newz.

Two rare white orcas are spotted off the coast of Japan.

Olympic track and field athlete responds to cardboard beds in the Olympic Village.

Olympics Spanish swimmer.had to leave breastfeeding son at home.

Mother makes roadblock to force drivers to stop at her children’s lemonade stand.

Astronomers see the back of a black hole for the first time, proving Albert Einstein was right.

What I Had For Lunch.

McFly had Quizno’s.

Fast Food debate.

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No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Burrito’s Thoughts on Godzilla Singular Point.

Thom Yorke’s Idioteque Dance; Radiohead’s music is a metal blanket.

Santa Claus is a kaiju.

Home Improvement.

Researchers explore employee perceptions of bullshit in the workplace with the “Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale”.

Brian’s Couch: P-in-V sex isn’t that good.

American Men Suffer a Friendship Recession.

Brian’s Fingerhut.

True or False: Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches, Snoop Dogg’s Daughter.

This Is The Newz.

Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With.

(Dental talk interlude)

Fuming mum interrupts young daughter’s eulogy as fiancé, 68, lists her ‘flaws’.

‘I make jewellery from the teeth of dead loved ones to help people grieve’.

Wakefield kitten born without an anus saved in emergency operation.

(My Gato Needs An Assholo)

Video shows woman taped to seat after trying to open plane door on American Airlines flight.

(The No McFly List)

SF/Fantasy Bookstore Sues Neighboring Hotel, Includes Comic Book Version of Factual Allegations in Amended Complaint.

Robot Cockroach Features Engineering that Does Not Get Crushed, Moves Fast like the Insect.

(Upskirt Insect)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese sento bath house creates a genius system to show how busy the baths are.

New Silent Theater in Tokyo lets you lounge on couches with headphones while watching movies.

English teacher arrested in Japan for smuggling cannabis oil inside hair treatment bottles.

Japan created its first law requiring permits for crossbow possession.

You can now visit Evangelion’s Misato’s apartment dining room in real-life Tokyo.

New Godzilla mobile game lets you raise your own Godzilla, race it against other monsters.

More Newz.

Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you.

This ‘Chinese Lego’ Brand Takes Its Toy Space Mission VERY Seriously.

3 shot outside barber shop after argument between 2 men over who won a foot race a month ago.

An unopened Legend of Zelda game from 1987 sells for $870,000.

A Sealed Copy Of ‘Super Mario 64’ Has Just Sold for $1.56 Million USD.

Would You Eat This KFC Cheesy Zinger Triple Down?

What I Had For Lunch.

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Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

Double X Quantimino.

Brainstorming Session: Jaymark is in talks about Slam City trading cards. For the info on the back, the designers are including the nicknames of our fearless and greasy hosts. What nicknames do we have and what other info could we consider including on the back of our trading cards?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder Exit Interviews. What questions would Brian ask his failed Tinder dates?

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: If Brian had the opportunity to date someone on Tinder that made more money than him, would he take up the offer? Obviously yes (maybe) but would he up the ante (i.e. wax his crack).

True or false?: Jeremy Meeks.

The (International) Noise Conspiracy.

This Is The Newz.

Woman breaks into a dental office and pulls 13 teeth from a clueless patient.

Free heroin, cocaine and meth handed out outside of the Vancouver Police Department.

Do new options mean men will have responsibility for birth control?

Mum makes a face mask out of her breast milk to ‘bond’ with her newborn baby.

Fans insist a nun looks ‘two decades younger’ because she lives without men.

Academics Rush to Defend Teacher Who Taught ‘Pornography Literacy’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Killing Machine appears at Japanese baseball stadium, and Dragon Quest fans are thrilled.

Flying beef bowls?!? Yoshinoya completes drone delivery of its signature gyudon.

Japan’s first pulled pork specialty store opens in Tokyo.

You can now rent “fat people” in Japan.

Booze made from wood is coming soon in Japan.

More Newz.

Japan Just Shattered the Internet Speed Record at 319 Terabits per Second.

Out-of-control monkey breaks into liquor store, drinks bottle of Kahlua.

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D’Or At Cannes.

Woman bemuses people by showing off her mum’s cupboard of food ‘that never goes off’.

Subway Tried To Hand Out 1 Million Subs To Promote Its Revamped Menu This Week. Instead, Some Franchisees Said They Struggled To Give Away Free Sandwiches.

Dino dumps: World’s largest fossilized carnivore poop now on display at the Orlando Science Center.

What I Had For Lunch.

Rice Talk.

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

Pre-show: Brian’s credit, Hockey, Little Caesars.

Double X Quantimino.

School mascots: ants, echidnas, fish, Shin Godzilla.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

Robert the Builder.

Etiquette. How to properly eat a sandwich.

Arthur the Arbiter: Chicken wing shortage, $2 surcharge for every 5 wings.

This Is The Newz.

Taco Cabana sells to a national franchisee for $85M in cash; parent company shifts focus to Pollo Tropical.

The Internet Is Losing It Over the ‘Eye of Fire’ Burning in Mexican Waters.

Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked after a SLO County sheriff visit.

Dashboard Confessional, Sparta, The Mars Volta, and Brian’s Archetype Emo Girl.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Saitama Police chief arrested busted for stealing toilet paper.

Cops in Japan use a police box as shag shack, one goes on to have a second affair with another officer.

Please take Tokyo Olympics condoms back to your home country and use them there, organizers say.

Bukkake udon gets a new name in the U.S.A. from Marugame Udon.

Burger King Japan’s Ugly Burgers go head-to-head in a battle for flavour.

“Beef Candy” blurs the line between sukiyaki and candy.

More Newz.

After a flight is delayed, then canceled, a passenger uses the emergency exit of the plane on tarmac at Charlotte airport.

‘They said I don’t exist. But I am here’: one woman’s battle to prove she isn’t dead.

A Nation Conceived in Liberty Confronts Its Queasiness With the “MILF Mobile”.

What I Had For Lunch.

After Party: Brian’s Eurotrip.

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This that Be Praised Mayo, that DJE, that TED Talk, ayy

Watch our soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy

Double X Quantimino.

Godzilla.

Allison Mack.

Iron Kids bread.

Wes Burrito watched Trese on Netflix.

Gemini’s road rage incident.

Swapping boba back and forth.

Human spice.

High school graduation songs.

Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts.

Britney Spears is bringing ska back.

Brian’s Tinder dates get stranger.

This Is The Newz.

Nashville woman sues state officials over license plate deemed ‘offensive’ 10 years later.

17 Injured After Planned Detonation Of Seized Illegal Fireworks Ends In Explosion.

Brewdog: Watchdog urged to probe solid gold can prize claim.

Baton Rouge family surprised by $50B mistaken deposit.

Customer leaves $16,000 tip on $37 bill at New Hampshire bar.

White Influencer Now ‘Classifies As Korean’ After Receiving Surgery To Look Like A Pop Star.

Man upset over lack of dipping sauce makes explosive threat to McDonald’s.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Crackdown on illegal maid cafes looks to be making maids a rarer sight on streets of Akihabara.

Japanese cook shaves his head in apology after gross customer complaint, then things get weird.

Kappa Sushi rents out conveyor belts for diners to use at home.

Reserve your own spot on an uninhabited Japanese island for an unforgettable camping experience.

Talking Attack on Titan anime character robot vacuum promises to clean your “shitty” room.

More Newz.

Peculiar parasitic fungi discovered growing out of the rectum of a 50 million-year-old fossilized ant.

Spectator who caused massive crash at Tour de France missing after fleeing the country.

Something’s fishy: The fight over Subway’s tuna sandwiches opens up a can of worms.

‘God told me to come here’ Louisiana man arrested after getting high and driving to prison.

A Wyoming man calls to ask why he wasn’t arrested, is arrested.

Discovery of ‘Dragon Man’ skull in China prompts rethink of human evolution.

Police break up an exorcism at a Home Depot.

Wont. Whet.

Coined phrases: Joe Rogan rich. Damb.

What I Had For Lunch.

Tater Tots.

Jimmy Thicccum, Thicccum Farmz.

After Party: Fun Guy, Battle of the Buns, Hint of Human, Overcornified: Cuman Bean.

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You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.

Double X Quantimino.

The ska revival is here, but ska never really went away.

Mindy Kaling’s new “Scooby-Doo” spinoff makes many changes.

Scooby-Doo meets Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Faster and Furiouser? F9 marks 20 years since the first release.

Thigh Stop. It’s like Wingstop, but Thighs.

Zettai Ryouiki.

Arthur the Arbiter: Five Percent Off

Eric America calls in: Snails are hermaphrodites. When they mate, they stab a spike into each other. Then their penises go into each other’s vaginas. Whoever placed the spike better has their sperm survive and the other becomes the mother snail.

Get to know your fearless and greasy hosts versus society.

Gemini Alpha Versus Brian’s The One That Got Away.

Songs that use breathing sounds – Tell Me Something Good.

Jimmy Cox.

This Is The Newz.

A herd of cows stampedes through Los Angeles after breaking free from the slaughterhouse.

Lobsters get stoned for science and, shhh, a more humane way to boil them alive.

Scantily-clad fan invades Belgium-Finland Euro 2020 game.

Florida Woman, Naked, Trashes Outback Steakhouse And Throws Wine Bottles At Cops.

Georgia Boy Scouts find empty lot after booking Airbnb rentals in Big Pine Key.

‘I was horrified’: Largo woman discovers $1B in her Chase bank account.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Shinkansen driver was disciplined for taking a poop break while the train was going 150 kilometers an hour.

New unstaffed store in Tokyo sells entrails 24 hours a day.

Japanese woman asks for advice on how to deal with the smell of son’s corpse and gets arrested.

Crazy pigeon dating simulator Hatoful Boyfriend being delisted for PlayStation, iOS, and Android.

Original McDonald’s character Speedee makes a comeback in Japan.

More Newz.

Coors Is Releasing An Orange Hard Seltzer Ice Cream Infused With Booze.

Mouse plague forces an Australian prison to evacuate.

Elderly zoo penguin with arthritis gets shoes to provide relief.

42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation.

Web designer gives his baby boy bonkers name in homage to his profession.

What I Had For Lunch.

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