Slam City

Shower beer bating . Real Ale Devil’s Backbone beer review . Arthur works from home for the first time . Thunderbirds over SH69 and Fort Gettz . What I Had For Lunch . Skins and Bones Campaign 2020: Questions for the Future Secretary of State Burrito . This Is The Newz . Can Farts Transmit COVID-19 Coronavirus? . For 8 years, a hacker operated a massive IoT botnet just to download Anime videos . Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening . Mountain Dew Doritos have arrived in Australia for all you Drywall Kyle’s . 5-year-old boy caught driving to California for a Lamborghini gets ride in dream car . ‘All for Whataburger!’: Woman loses temper in Whataburger drive-thru, scrapes other car . GMN French joke . Man assaults HEB cashier over meat limit purchasing . Viral video sensation ‘double rainbow guy’ dies at 57 . Court says Houston strip club can reopen but without its dancers, clothed or not . Quantimino™ is blockchain-generating artificial intelligence (AI) through quantum computing. . Daddy Longlegs Fossil Keeps Erection for 99 Million Years . Uber driver jumps out of moving car to escape kidnapping . Rare blue dragons are washing up on the Padre Island National Seashore . Little Caesars reopens in Slam City under new ownership with remodeled storefront . Nvidia’s RTX 3080 Ti looks bigger than expected . Is there anything beyond the cloud? . Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 Remake Announced for PS4, Xbox One, PC . 1,600-Year-Old Elongated Skull with Stone-Encrusted Teeth Found in Mexico Ruins . Arthur, the first named storm of the hurricane season . The FBI is struggling to find good hackers because of marijuana rules . White supremacists built a website to doxx interracial couples . 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 9 . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus

Key Lime Donuts Disappointment . Justice for Gemini . What I Had For Lunch . This Is The Newz . Cannabis worth €800,000 uncovered at Dublin postal depot . ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Strange Behavior Stuns Alex Trebek . N.J. ramen shop owner relaunched as nonprofit to hire back staff . Michigan pilot gives a literal ‘F U’ to governor over coronavirus lockdown . ‘Murder Hornets’ in the U.S.: The Rush to Stop the Asian Giant Hornet . Gunfire exchanged in DMZ across border between North and South Korea . Barrel filled with 90 pounds of marijuana washes up in Florida . A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini . Legendary punk label Dischord Records has entire catalog online for free . A man wore what appeared to be a KKK white hood on a trip to the grocery store . Elon Musk’s newborn might have the strangest name you’ve ever heard . New homeowner finds secret cellar under house, possibly dating back over a hundred years . The meat shortages are here: Costco and Kroger warn of limited supply . Teen girl stashes load of meth inside portable speaker box, CBP says . Supreme embarrassment: The flush heard around the country . An Adult Cam Site Exposed 10.88 Billion Records . 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 8 . 3 Things Learned This Week by Four Dudes in a Booth . Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Foxbox VPN, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus

The Ecko on Ecko Story . How Was Your Week . Reminiscing the Blockbuster Days . Playstation 2, Tony Hawk, Twisted Metal, Spyro the Dragon . 44 Degree Staple, Jersey Numbers . France Runs Out of Cheese . The Earth is Healing . Mayor Pro Tem, The Boston Cream Pie Story – Dogfish Head beer, a whole pie + Love . What I Had For Lunch: Furry ramen, omurice, pizza, sandwich (no chips) . GofundArt Chip Fund . This is the Newz . Japanese firm holds bizarre funerals for sex dolls with a porn star officiating . Dolly Parton secretly produced Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and fans are freaking out . Krispy Kreme Unveiled 3 Fruit-Flavored Donuts For Spring Including One Stuffed With Lemon Kreme . Is it still a baker’s dozen if you pay for the 13th? . Kanye West Is Now Officially A Billionaire—And He Really Wants The World To Know . The Psychology Behind That Tempting Quarantine Makeover . People Think New York City’s Coronavirus Sex Guide Is Hilarious . Snake removed from inside family’s toilet . A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders. Then the dirt bikes showed up. . Oregon man drove to 11 different Wendy’s restaurants twice in 1 day to stock up on free nuggets, report says . Nintendo suffers major hack affecting 160,000 online accounts . Teen found with over 4 pounds of meth under clothes trying to enter the US . Dog gives birth to litter of 21 puppies . Colorado man wins $1M Lottery jackpot twice on same day . Mail fraud suspect named Speedy Gonzalez arrested in Georgia . Howard Stern suggests Trump supporters take disinfectants and drop dead . Mile-long asteroid to make close approach to Earth on April 29, NASA says . Pug in North Carolina tests positive for coronavirus, may be first for dog in U.S. . The Way of the Booty Hole . PepsiCo Makes Another Entry Into Energy Drinks . Tupac Shakur filed for unemployment in Kentucky and governor could hardly believe it . The largest Arctic ozone hole ever recorded is now closed . Anal Fissure Price . Americans spend more on wasted food than gas, clothes, taxes . Machine learning helps scientists distinguish ancient human, dog poop . Foxtrot falls down a vortex . 2,700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 7 . 3 Things Learned This Week by Four Dudes in a Booth . Deepfake sponsors: Julio Tejas, Foxbox VPN Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Spit Plus . Bonus pre-show audio at the end of this episode!

Free pre-show triple uranium audio . Automatic staplers . ATHF’s Meatwad . How Was Your Week: Burrito actually went outside. . Intersection of SH 69 . Yelo Panda Moustache Update . Burrito is the Beard Emoji . Riki-O Anime . Internet Relay / Feedback Loop . Covid ballz . GMN 2020: Questions from the press for FP Gemini Jackson, FVP Yelo Panda & FSoS Burrito . TA7: Taqueria Acapulco . What I Had For Lunch . Fiarrhea from Korea . Sopapilla Headquarters . SH 69 Trailer Park food trucks and booths: TA7, Intergalactic Boba, The Crazy One, Fiarrhea, Nomoji Froyo, Tofuin Around, Feet is Feet, Fortune Teller . Four Dudes In A Merch Booth . This Is The Newz . Little Caesars To Give 250,000 Slices Of Pizza To Healthcare Workers & First Responders Across Canada . How to Cut a Pizza . IKEA Releases Recipe for Its Famous Swedish Meatballs . Taco Bell is giving away free tacos again as part of its coronavirus response . Shake Shack Set to Return $10 Million USD from Covid-19 Relief Fund . Man dons 80-pound pack for pull-up world record . Monkey caught on camera flying kite on rooftop . Los Angeles skate park covered in sand to prevent gatherings . Chicago man charged $11,500 for $90 worth of groceries . COVID-19 Is Leaving Its Mark On The Cannabis Industry, Insiders Say . Sex toy sales take off amid Colombia’s coronavirus quarantine . Restaurant finds long-lost wedding ring during lockdown renovations . How to keep your husband happy in lockdown posters condemned . Secret behind dogs’ cold noses revealed by scientists 1:05 . Surfer fought off great white shark by punching it and telling it to ‘f*** off’ . Twitter user opens 25-year-old can of Spider-Man noodles, shocked by what he finds inside . Sony Developing Film Based on ‘One Punch Man’ Manga Series With ‘Venom’ Writers . Construction crew hits underground fiber line, causes outage of ‘call before you dig’ hotline . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 6 . Bobby is not short for Robert. Pearl Pittz works at Feet is Feet. J Jelly Jameson is Bossman. . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz – The Crazy One (Edmond debut), Spit Plus

World Events . What I Had For Lunch . Manscaping with Hot Wheels Lawnmower . Jet Skis . Out of Yeast . Frito Pies . Stuck . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Vice President, and Secretary of State . This Is The Newz . Dogs could help ‘sniff out’ coronavirus . How to Cover Your Tracks Every Time You Go Online . Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight . Amy Schumer changes son’s name after realising it sounded like a body part . Australian man completes 2,806 push-ups in one hour . Wet wipes clog all four pumps at Florida wastewater facility . Unicode announces no new emojis in 2021 due to COVID-19 . Indiana man finds mysterious $8.2 million in bank account . Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups ‘if you’re willing to take a risk’ . Woman fined for taking turtle for a walk in Rome . Banksy Jokes His Wife Is Sick Of Him Working At Home . Canadians bite back at loneliness of isolation by howling at the moon . Adamantium sounding rods . Japanese store puts ‘curses’ on its in-store toilet paper to prevent thefts . Poophole Loophole . (fake) Researchers Delay Coronavirus Vaccine Until They Figure Out How To Make It Cause Autism . 5G Causing Coronavirus BS . Thanks to Sheltering in Place, Animal Shelters Are Empty . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 5 . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Slamcity After Party . Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz – The Crazy One, Triple C Brand Spit Plus

Backstage at the Slam City studio . How Was Your Day . Deepfake Sponsor: Foxbox VPN . What I Had For Lunch . Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas . Mighty Fine Slam City Burger Bot Farm Confession . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Vice President and Secretary of State . We Ain’t Playin’ With This Campaign . This Is The Newz . Deepfake Sponsor: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One . Indonesian Counterfeit Fashion . Honor Blackman, Bond Girl Pussy Galore . Microbes from Yellowstone’s hot springs make new meat substitute . Pandas mate in lockdown after ten years trying . Giant game of ‘Street Fighter II’ projected onto apartment building . Twitch streamer breaks Guinness record with 195-hour marathon . Guinness World Records Discussion . Zoom CEO Tells NPR He Never Thought ‘Seriously’ About Online Harassment Until Now . Asa Akira donates her PornHub income to hospitals in New York City . Survey asks how many people in each state admit to drinking while working from home . Truck Stuffed With Toilet Paper Catches Fire On Texas Interstate . I pretend my husband’s farts are phone vibrating to stay sane during lockdown . Thoughts on Farts . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 5 . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week

Foxtrot and Burrito connect from the outside world . Weirdest things out of stock . Wish dotcom . What I Had For Lunch . GMN 2020: Questions for the Future President . Kung Flu . Godzilla Cloaca . Booba Gettz cheese . Deepfake sponsors: Julio Tejas . Foxtrot PSA . Deepfake sponsors: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One . Foxtrot’s Skyline got hit in the parking lot . Black bags . This Is The Newz . Drinking bleach will not prevent coronavirus, poison control center warns . Brothers who hoarded 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer forced to donate to charity . Skins and Bones and Soap on a Rope, We Ain’t Playin With This Campaign, Soap is Dope . ‘Cats’ fans demand Universal Pictures to ‘release the butthole cut’ . Man posts urgent warning after his tongue is ‘eaten away’ by energy drinks . Emergen-C cautions against mixing vitamin powder with liquor to make ‘quarantinis’ . No news is good news: Big Brother guests unaware of pandemic . Marshall Law Trends Due to Coronavirus Fears, People Think It’s a New Eminem Album . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . White Van Scam – Season 1, Episode 3 – Booba Gettz sells speakers out of the back of his van. Booba tries to sell speakers to Tonya Tottz. . 3 Things That Foxtrot Learned This Week . Use your imagination at the end

The Burrito Panda Show 🐼🌯 feeturing Brown Ranger – Live From The Glory Hole (π) . Special Guest: The Burrito . Blue Owl Brewing . Watching a video of guys beating up a pedophile . Foxbox VPN . Bike parts on the Deep Web . What I Had For Lunch . Fish Tacos . GMN Fortune Tella . Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas . Ask The Burrito . Craziest Japanese Pr0n . The Backseat of the 240 . Buukc by Foxtrot . Fappening Favorites . CBT . Captain Planet . Last Meal on Death Row . Deepfake Sponsor: Booba Gettz – The Crazy One . Popeyes Customer called ‘CH!NK’ on Receipt Says Corporate Ignored His Complaint . P0rnhub Is Giving Italians Free Premium Access During Coronavirus Quarantine . Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over . Drink like a Mexican kingpin: ‘El Chapo’ beer launched by daughter . Man Tried To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Restaurant At Gunpoint . Wanted cow that has evaded US police since January faster than it looks . Thai Airways crew puts Chinese woman in headlock after she allegedly deliberately coughed on stewardess . Unicorn Dog Has One Ear In The Middle Of Her Head . Thieves snatch shark from San Antonio Aquarium, wheel it out in a baby carriage . Grocery sees dirty word in ‘Summa Cum Laude,’ censors cake . Wheel of Fortune follow-up: Buying A Juicer . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . White Van Scam Season 1 Episode 2 . 3 Things That The Burrito Learned This Week . 3 Things That Foxtrot Learned This Week . Deepfake Sponsor: Urite Flylite (read by The Burrito)

Originally published on August 22nd, 2010.

[Guests]
* The Burrito
* Candy Cane

[Topics]
* Butth0le bleaching
* Strip club story
* Fleshlight
* Dan Aykroyd

[News]
* Austin Texas city employees accused of padding paychecks
* Prison for legally blind Waco Texas driver over fatality
* Couple steal VCR, Tito’s vodka and 25 pounds of meat
* Bank robber forgets mask
* New York bed bug invasion
* Grisly find in search for Japanese centenarians
* Chinese boy, 10 months, weighs the same as a six-year-old
* Smoking ban in San Antonio
* Money falls from butt during strip search
* Man arrested for attempted rape caught masturbating during interrogation
* Former Austin police officer accused of trading money and drugs for sex
* DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire
* Top 10 celebrities with highest percentage of risky sites to search
* Unusual foreign bodies removed from patients

[More]
* What I Had For Lunch
* Drunk: Sake Fighter II

Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast 🌯🍬 . What I Had For Lunch . Candy Cane has never had Taco Bell. . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future VICE President . Deepfake sponsor: Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA . This Is The Newz . Deepfake sponsor: Booba Gettz . Children’s book gets Guinness record with 1,250 alternative endings . Fairy Tail Reveals Incredibly Expensive Life-Sized Erza Statue . Sex robot steak . Reported loose lion was unusually groomed dog in Spain . 3,549 people don Smurf costumes to break Guinness record . Blue Man Group franchise . We finally know how millipedes have sex, thanks to glowing genitals . Win 30 Fluid Ounces of Germ-X, tweet at us . Son accused of shoving 78-year-old father off cliff . An Australian thief used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace . Police jail woman who paid bail with marijuana-scented cash . Rockstar Energy Drink Founder Cashing Out For Nearly $4 Billion, Says The American Dream Is ‘Alive And Well’ . Monster energy drink says Byron company stole their logo . Why people are panic buying and stockpiling toilet paper to cope with coronavirus fears . South Florida’s Fetish Community Falls Head Over Heels for Feet . Gundams, Ouroboros Man, Booba Gettz . Homeless man arrested for attempting to spank man because “you need to respect your elders” . Claw machine toys replaced with toilet paper rolls amid coronavirus fears . Wisconsin wardens rescue skunk with head stuck in soup can . Family accidentally orders $2,153 worth of toilet paper . Man Who Filmed Himself Licking Ice Cream Tub Gets Jail Time . New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arctic Ocean . Lot Lizards . ARM Ministries . Listening Party . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . GMN Clicks Anything . Triple C Brand Roasted Coffee: Hit It From Behind . White Van Scam sitcom starring Booba Gettz . 3 Things that Foxtrot Learned