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Episode 191: Milkweed Assassins

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Slam City
Episode 191: Milkweed Assassins

The power of Quantimino™ continues from Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

Double X Quantimino.

A group of comedy clubs put together a contest where comedians submitted a photo of themselves on stage with one of their best jokes typed on the photo social media style. We chose our favorite from the final round.

Arthur the Arbiter versus KFC.

Classic game shows on BUZZR.

Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.

Brian’s return to open mic night.

Mile High Fight Club: Is fighting on an airplane the new bar fight?

Fear boners.

This Is The Newz.

Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans.

Woman with the world’s largest mouth was awarded the Guinness World Record for 6.52cm gob.

‘My mum’s husband is so cheap he makes us eat kids’ meals at restaurants’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Japanese love doll mistaken for a drowned corpse, saved by emergency services anyway.

(Metal band name: Neanderthal Blood Disorder).

Honda has created a GPS navigation system for your shoes.

Real life doesn’t work like anime – Tokyo man arrested after letting schoolgirl live with him.

A Wakayama man stealing a uniform from school was caught by a mysterious man in the restroom in the middle of night.

More Newz.

Pasco Sheriff’s Office letter targets residents for ‘increased accountability’.

San Francisco restaurant’s $72 fried rice.

Capital G Grill gimmick appetizer suggestions.

What I Had For Lunch.

Summer sausage.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy are you?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder messaging.

After Party: Watching Movies in the Theater.

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Episode 190: Correlation Is Not Causation

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Episode 190: Correlation Is Not Causation

Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast are back at the studio in the Compound to bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and you, the listener.

Double X Quantimino.

Ska revival. If you had to give someone their first impression of ska with one third wave ska song, which song?

Ska’d 4 Lyfe.

Burrito Reviews: MOTU: Revelation.

Arthur’s First World Problem: “McBell” or “Taco Donald’s”?

Virtue signaling.

“Chosis” and red flags.

True or False: Lacey Sturm circa 2019.

Brian’s No Go Window.

From Tip to Taint: The Slam City Documentary.

Gemini’s coloring book idea.

The Etymology of Felching.

This Is The Newz.

Man caught naked in a stable with a pony covered in massage oil denies wrongdoing.

Man finds real-life bat cave under his new home.

Woman labels date ‘worst ever’ after man said she looked ‘fatter in person’.

Man’s proposal at a baseball game goes horribly wrong in a cringeworthy scene.

Feds Sell Martin Shkreli’s Sole Copy Of Wu-Tang Clan Album.

Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police.

(Brian McFly Throat Fucks Active Shooter)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Rolled up balls of paper win 1st and 3rd place in the Tokyo Tech paper airplane contest.

Busy morning in Sapporo as bear attacks coincide with naked man walking around town.

Restaurant worker putting pubes on curry heralds return of baito-terror.

Japanese man deported for eating cats.

Kanna Hashimoto wins the Guinness World Record for getting tissues really fast.

More Newz.

Two rare white orcas are spotted off the coast of Japan.

Olympic track and field athlete responds to cardboard beds in the Olympic Village.

Olympics Spanish swimmer.had to leave breastfeeding son at home.

Mother makes roadblock to force drivers to stop at her children’s lemonade stand.

Astronomers see the back of a black hole for the first time, proving Albert Einstein was right.

What I Had For Lunch.

McFly had Quizno’s.

Fast Food debate.

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Episode 189: The Weighted Blanket Era

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Slam City
Episode 189: The Weighted Blanket Era

No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Burrito’s Thoughts on Godzilla Singular Point.

Thom Yorke’s Idioteque Dance; Radiohead’s music is a metal blanket.

Santa Claus is a kaiju.

Home Improvement.

Researchers explore employee perceptions of bullshit in the workplace with the “Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale”.

Brian’s Couch: P-in-V sex isn’t that good.

American Men Suffer a Friendship Recession.

Brian’s Fingerhut.

True or False: Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches, Snoop Dogg’s Daughter.

This Is The Newz.

Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With.

(Dental talk interlude)

Fuming mum interrupts young daughter’s eulogy as fiancé, 68, lists her ‘flaws’.

‘I make jewellery from the teeth of dead loved ones to help people grieve’.

Wakefield kitten born without an anus saved in emergency operation.

(My Gato Needs An Assholo)

Video shows woman taped to seat after trying to open plane door on American Airlines flight.

(The No McFly List)

SF/Fantasy Bookstore Sues Neighboring Hotel, Includes Comic Book Version of Factual Allegations in Amended Complaint.

Robot Cockroach Features Engineering that Does Not Get Crushed, Moves Fast like the Insect.

(Upskirt Insect)

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese sento bath house creates a genius system to show how busy the baths are.

New Silent Theater in Tokyo lets you lounge on couches with headphones while watching movies.

English teacher arrested in Japan for smuggling cannabis oil inside hair treatment bottles.

Japan created its first law requiring permits for crossbow possession.

You can now visit Evangelion’s Misato’s apartment dining room in real-life Tokyo.

New Godzilla mobile game lets you raise your own Godzilla, race it against other monsters.

More Newz.

Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you.

This ‘Chinese Lego’ Brand Takes Its Toy Space Mission VERY Seriously.

3 shot outside barber shop after argument between 2 men over who won a foot race a month ago.

An unopened Legend of Zelda game from 1987 sells for $870,000.

A Sealed Copy Of ‘Super Mario 64’ Has Just Sold for $1.56 Million USD.

Would You Eat This KFC Cheesy Zinger Triple Down?

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 188: Flow State

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Slam City
Episode 188: Flow State

Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

Double X Quantimino.

Brainstorming Session: Jaymark is in talks about Slam City trading cards. For the info on the back, the designers are including the nicknames of our fearless and greasy hosts. What nicknames do we have and what other info could we consider including on the back of our trading cards?

Brian’s Couch: Tinder Exit Interviews. What questions would Brian ask his failed Tinder dates?

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: If Brian had the opportunity to date someone on Tinder that made more money than him, would he take up the offer? Obviously yes (maybe) but would he up the ante (i.e. wax his crack).

True or false?: Jeremy Meeks.

The (International) Noise Conspiracy.

This Is The Newz.

Woman breaks into a dental office and pulls 13 teeth from a clueless patient.

Free heroin, cocaine and meth handed out outside of the Vancouver Police Department.

Do new options mean men will have responsibility for birth control?

Mum makes a face mask out of her breast milk to ‘bond’ with her newborn baby.

Fans insist a nun looks ‘two decades younger’ because she lives without men.

Academics Rush to Defend Teacher Who Taught ‘Pornography Literacy’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Killing Machine appears at Japanese baseball stadium, and Dragon Quest fans are thrilled.

Flying beef bowls?!? Yoshinoya completes drone delivery of its signature gyudon.

Japan’s first pulled pork specialty store opens in Tokyo.

You can now rent “fat people” in Japan.

Booze made from wood is coming soon in Japan.

More Newz.

Japan Just Shattered the Internet Speed Record at 319 Terabits per Second.

Out-of-control monkey breaks into liquor store, drinks bottle of Kahlua.

A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D’Or At Cannes.

Woman bemuses people by showing off her mum’s cupboard of food ‘that never goes off’.

Subway Tried To Hand Out 1 Million Subs To Promote Its Revamped Menu This Week. Instead, Some Franchisees Said They Struggled To Give Away Free Sandwiches.

Dino dumps: World’s largest fossilized carnivore poop now on display at the Orlando Science Center.

What I Had For Lunch.

Rice Talk.

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Episode 187: Slow-Spinning Redemption

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Slam City
Episode 187: Slow-Spinning Redemption

The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

Pre-show: Brian’s credit, Hockey, Little Caesars.

Double X Quantimino.

School mascots: ants, echidnas, fish, Shin Godzilla.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

Robert the Builder.

Etiquette. How to properly eat a sandwich.

Arthur the Arbiter: Chicken wing shortage, $2 surcharge for every 5 wings.

This Is The Newz.

Taco Cabana sells to a national franchisee for $85M in cash; parent company shifts focus to Pollo Tropical.

The Internet Is Losing It Over the ‘Eye of Fire’ Burning in Mexican Waters.

Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked after a SLO County sheriff visit.

Dashboard Confessional, Sparta, The Mars Volta, and Brian’s Archetype Emo Girl.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Saitama Police chief arrested busted for stealing toilet paper.

Cops in Japan use a police box as shag shack, one goes on to have a second affair with another officer.

Please take Tokyo Olympics condoms back to your home country and use them there, organizers say.

Bukkake udon gets a new name in the U.S.A. from Marugame Udon.

Burger King Japan’s Ugly Burgers go head-to-head in a battle for flavour.

“Beef Candy” blurs the line between sukiyaki and candy.

More Newz.

After a flight is delayed, then canceled, a passenger uses the emergency exit of the plane on tarmac at Charlotte airport.

‘They said I don’t exist. But I am here’: one woman’s battle to prove she isn’t dead.

A Nation Conceived in Liberty Confronts Its Queasiness With the “MILF Mobile”.

What I Had For Lunch.

After Party: Brian’s Eurotrip.

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Episode 186: DAMB.

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Slam City
Episode 186: DAMB.

This that Be Praised Mayo, that DJE, that TED Talk, ayy

Watch our soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy

Double X Quantimino.


Allison Mack.

Iron Kids bread.

Wes Burrito watched Trese on Netflix.

Gemini’s road rage incident.

Swapping boba back and forth.

Human spice.

High school graduation songs.

Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts.

Britney Spears is bringing ska back.

Brian’s Tinder dates get stranger.

This Is The Newz.

Nashville woman sues state officials over license plate deemed ‘offensive’ 10 years later.

17 Injured After Planned Detonation Of Seized Illegal Fireworks Ends In Explosion.

Brewdog: Watchdog urged to probe solid gold can prize claim.

Baton Rouge family surprised by $50B mistaken deposit.

Customer leaves $16,000 tip on $37 bill at New Hampshire bar.

White Influencer Now ‘Classifies As Korean’ After Receiving Surgery To Look Like A Pop Star.

Man upset over lack of dipping sauce makes explosive threat to McDonald’s.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Crackdown on illegal maid cafes looks to be making maids a rarer sight on streets of Akihabara.

Japanese cook shaves his head in apology after gross customer complaint, then things get weird.

Kappa Sushi rents out conveyor belts for diners to use at home.

Reserve your own spot on an uninhabited Japanese island for an unforgettable camping experience.

Talking Attack on Titan anime character robot vacuum promises to clean your “shitty” room.

More Newz.

Peculiar parasitic fungi discovered growing out of the rectum of a 50 million-year-old fossilized ant.

Spectator who caused massive crash at Tour de France missing after fleeing the country.

Something’s fishy: The fight over Subway’s tuna sandwiches opens up a can of worms.

‘God told me to come here’ Louisiana man arrested after getting high and driving to prison.

A Wyoming man calls to ask why he wasn’t arrested, is arrested.

Discovery of ‘Dragon Man’ skull in China prompts rethink of human evolution.

Police break up an exorcism at a Home Depot.

Wont. Whet.

Coined phrases: Joe Rogan rich. Damb.

What I Had For Lunch.

Tater Tots.

Jimmy Thicccum, Thicccum Farmz.

After Party: Fun Guy, Battle of the Buns, Hint of Human, Overcornified: Cuman Bean.

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Episode 185: Everyone Out of the Pool

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Slam City
Episode 185: Everyone Out of the Pool

You didn’t know you needed Slam City until you couldn’t live without it. If you’re not into Slam City, then it’s not for you. If you are into it, welcome to the club.

Double X Quantimino.

The ska revival is here, but ska never really went away.

Mindy Kaling’s new “Scooby-Doo” spinoff makes many changes.

Scooby-Doo meets Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Faster and Furiouser? F9 marks 20 years since the first release.

Thigh Stop. It’s like Wingstop, but Thighs.

Zettai Ryouiki.

Arthur the Arbiter: Five Percent Off

Eric America calls in: Snails are hermaphrodites. When they mate, they stab a spike into each other. Then their penises go into each other’s vaginas. Whoever placed the spike better has their sperm survive and the other becomes the mother snail.

Get to know your fearless and greasy hosts versus society.

Gemini Alpha Versus Brian’s The One That Got Away.

Songs that use breathing sounds – Tell Me Something Good.

Jimmy Cox.

This Is The Newz.

A herd of cows stampedes through Los Angeles after breaking free from the slaughterhouse.

Lobsters get stoned for science and, shhh, a more humane way to boil them alive.

Scantily-clad fan invades Belgium-Finland Euro 2020 game.

Florida Woman, Naked, Trashes Outback Steakhouse And Throws Wine Bottles At Cops.

Georgia Boy Scouts find empty lot after booking Airbnb rentals in Big Pine Key.

‘I was horrified’: Largo woman discovers $1B in her Chase bank account.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Shinkansen driver was disciplined for taking a poop break while the train was going 150 kilometers an hour.

New unstaffed store in Tokyo sells entrails 24 hours a day.

Japanese woman asks for advice on how to deal with the smell of son’s corpse and gets arrested.

Crazy pigeon dating simulator Hatoful Boyfriend being delisted for PlayStation, iOS, and Android.

Original McDonald’s character Speedee makes a comeback in Japan.

More Newz.

Coors Is Releasing An Orange Hard Seltzer Ice Cream Infused With Booze.

Mouse plague forces an Australian prison to evacuate.

Elderly zoo penguin with arthritis gets shoes to provide relief.

42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation.

Web designer gives his baby boy bonkers name in homage to his profession.

What I Had For Lunch.

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Episode 184: King Cone

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Slam City
Episode 184: King Cone

The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast is recorded especially for you at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

Double X Quantimino.

What are you ordering from the Ice Cream Truck?

Favorite news tropes for our non-NFT trading cards.

Among Us BTS McNuggets.

Arthur the Arbiter had an actual BTS Meal.

True or false: Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Does Batman go downtown?

This Is The Newz.

Semi-truck carrying fireworks crashes, catches fire on I-294 in Berkeley.

18 Wheeler spills produce along a highway Sunday morning.

Months-long battle over a $50 parking ticket ends up costing Brookfield thousands.

South Korean designer creates ‘Third Eye’ for ‘smartphone zombies’.

Special Loki Charms Cereal Brings Mischief to Breakfast.

Australian researchers discover why only two of echidna’s four penis heads become erect at one time.

How scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared.

Naked Florida woman is tasered by the police after trashing a restaurant.

Japan Has Released the World’s First Edible and Functional Face Mask.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese cat owner has to sell sports car to pay for medical bills, finds best buyer in the world.

Domino’s now sells pizza rice bowls in Japan.

Coronavirus gives birth to new “Screambulance” haunted house delivery in Japan.

Suitcase with corpse inside washes up on shore of Japan’s largest lake.

More Newz.

Predictably, people want to rail Samsung’s rejected AI mascot.

‘I was completely inside’: Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Provincetown.

NBC Sh-t Show: ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ Production Shut Down Over ‘Explosive Diarrhea’ Outbreak.

Johnny & Jugnu: Fast food staff arrested for not giving police free burgers.

Scots cafe stunned by ransom note demanding cheesecake for safe return of gnome.

eBay bans sales of adult-only items.

Dunkin’s new menu item, Popping Bubbles, explodes in your mouth.

Space Jam! Freeze-dried mouse sperm returns from ISS some six years later to produce healthy ‘space pups’.

An Olympic Hopeful Blames A Burrito For Her Positive Drug Test.

What I Had For Lunch.

After party: Brian’s “The one that got away”

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Episode 183½: The Aight Collection, Volume 5: Sayuri

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Slam City
Episode 183½: The Aight Collection, Volume 5: Sayuri

The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 5: Sayuri is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 162 through 174 of the Slam City podcast. 

The Aight Collection
Volume 5: Sayuri

“The Ingenuity of Our Ancestors”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police

“One More Nerd”, from Episode 166: Life on a Shelf

“The Strive for Five”, from Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour

“Cheetah Symbology”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table

“Own A Hole”, from Episode 168: Onaception

“Vampire Lady”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess

“Poophole Loophole”, from Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police

“The Salmon Didn’t Sit Right”, from Episode 168: Onaception

“Breeding Visas”, from Episode 162: Lunch Table

“Femme Fellatale”, from Episode 165: Beautiful Mess

“Multipurpose Hole (Personal Pizza)”, from Episode 164: Slurp Game

“Strong Magma”, from Episode 170: The Call of the Void 

“Corn Detected”, from Episode 163: Tear Up The Check

“Babycoa Street Tacos”, from Episode 171: Books, Farts, and Broken Hearts

“Diet Pepsi”, from Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

“Cheez Whiz”, from Episode 167: Thought Audit

“Doctor Feet”, an outtake from Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty

“After Party”, from Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.

Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

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Slam City
Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we navigate a bracket to decide on the best burger in the universe, deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.

Double X Quantimino.

Best Burger Bracket.

Marilyn Monroe: Was she murdered?

How to get rid of triggers with CBT.

Learning Corner: A fossilized turd (coprolite) measuring 8 inches long and 2 inches wide.

More learning: The term “old as f**k”.

Arthur the Arbiter revisits the concept Kids Eat Free.

This Is The Newz.

Steak 48 faces online backlash to new spending minimum, dress code.

Sonic Introduces Bursting Bubbles Drink Lineup.

Teen spent six years digging an underground home in the garden after a fight with parents.

Lil Uzi Vert removes his $24 million diamond that was implanted in his forehead.

Pizza Hut is bringing back a fan favorite, The Edge, a thin-crust pizza “packed with toppings all the way to the edge.

Overdue book returned to Irish library after 64 years.

A Bob Dylan record returned to an Ohio library was 48 years overdue.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Now you can become a cute virtual avatar with just the power of your voice

Japanese masturbatory aid Tenga creates a tissue-dispensing hat for…various purposes.

How to turn McDonald’s chicken nuggets into tasty katsudon in five minutes.

Gyoza Cider: Possibly the worst drink we’ve ever tasted.

Student in Japan leaves a flat-tire bike in the park for a few hours, and finds a surprising letter when he returns.

More Newz.

Children, 12 and 14, use AK-47, other guns in shooting rampage on Volusia deputies.

Man threatened to kill people over a pornographic video.

Teens use beer to help put out a brush fire near Bush Highway.

Drug-sniffing police dogs forced into early retirement as recreational marijuana becomes legalized.

English road left looking like a ‘horror film’ after tomato puree spillage.

Italian Artist Sells An Invisible Sculpture For Real Money.

Former Make-A-Wish Iowa CEO pleads guilty to embezzling nearly $41,000.

“Everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink,” Oklahoma City Police search for suspect in local business theft.

What I Had For Lunch.


What would your robot name be?

Brian had one of his songs licensed in a porn video.

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