Episode 224: Raging Bile Duct
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino
Brian went on a ski trip and saw a blind woman on the plane.
Sharing the road with shitty drivers crossing the solid, white line
Arthur the Arbiter has no shame eating two Whoppers in one sitting.
Arthur the Arbiter pauses on McD’s free Large Fries.
Speaking of healthier eating, Arthur asks Gemini and Brian how to hack a buffet sold per pound.
File Formats
Bruce Springsteen
This Is The Newz
Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race
Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time
Tennessee man accused of hitting wife with loaf of bread during dispute
Husband slammed for upgrading to business class on flight and leaving wife in economy
What I Had For Lunch
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Added April 09th, 2022
Episode 223: Treat Yourself Before You Yeet Yourself
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch.
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Arthur paid full price for once and it didn’t sting.
The first jerk
Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan?
What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”?
Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin
Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads
This Is The Newz
Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk
Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash
Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov’t
A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy
Russian Teens Handed Prison Sentences for Plotting to Blow Up Building in Minecraft
Great Scott! DeLorean gears up for revival with new San Antonio headquarters
Burrito’s Nippon News
Japanese vending machine serves up Wagyu beef steaks in the countryside
Boys’ love at the temple? Sensual ikemen art that raised eyebrows in Japan now set to be removed
Revolutionary technology: Japanese company’s new vertical monitor for social media browsing
What I Had For Lunch
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Added April 02nd, 2022
Episode 222: Greasency Bias
Join your part-time friends Gemini, Wes, Brian, and Arthur at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.
Double X Quantimino
Build the ultimate McGangbang using menu items from popular franchises
McBooty Call, McSidepiece, McMorning Sex, McMorning Wood
Speaking of ultimate burgers, let’s talk about the Whopper.
Ref: Burger King Just Announced a Major Change Concerning Its Most Famous Burger
In a world with overpriced fart jars and used bath water what do you think is the better business plan? The aforementioned or low priced impulse buy gacha merch
Ref: Low-quality paper cranes folded by young gyaru – Japan’s newest weird capsule toys
Ultimate Party Songs
Burrito’s Nickelbox: Three bands with the word ‘three’ in their name
This Is The Newz
World’s worst rapper arrested in $4.5 billion crypto crime
Tow truck driver arrested, accused of performing sex act in front of customer
The Macallan Just Released Its Oldest Scotch Ever and It’s Actually for Sale
Belgium approves 4-day week and right to disconnect
IBM exec called older workers “dinobabies” who should go “extinct,” lawsuit says
Drunk, naked sisters brawl at Disney World
Burrito’s Nippon News
Hokkaido police station evacuated after elderly man brings bombshell in a plastic bag
Shinkansen conductor caught playing GPS smartphone game on bullet train…for TEN years
Here come the mice in black! Kyoto University experiment removes mouse memories with light
What I Had For Lunch
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Added March 26th, 2022
Episode 221: Cuatro Leches Cake
While you’re out there chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians, we’re taking out any money-fronting sucker on a humble that gets in our way. When your so-called revolution starts, you call us, and we’ll be right down front showing you how it’s done.
Double X Quantimino
Can you beat the FOUR 2-foot long glizzy challenge? No boofing allowed.
The grossest words in the English language
WikiFeet
Nickelbox Movie Edition: What was the first bad movie you remember seeing?
BNN Preview: Presenters be ready to discuss your ranking of the following attributes to the question “What kind of women’s bust do you like?” Big, Small, Beautifully Shaped, Supple, Round like a rice bowl, Other? Burrito with the smahtmansplaining!
Gemini remembered the porn ending that he mentioned in Episode 218: cookies.
This Is The Newz
Nick Cannon began celibacy journey after Bre Tiesi pregnancy news
Adolf Hitler forced to work from home after Covid outbreak at his office
A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunctioned and didn’t tell a tourist they won. The gaming board tracked them down
‘Body’ found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll
Burrito’s Nippon News
A trip to hell on Japan’s ‘vomit ship’: Is it as bad as everyone says it is?
Taco Bell Japan’s DIY Tacos Kit gives us what we want and more
Shinkansen makes unscheduled stop as elderly man whacks other passenger in the head with phone
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Added March 18th, 2022
Episode 220: Unmask The Truth
The Burrito reviews the 2022 film The Batman and brings up Wonder Woman. Gemini and Brian discuss feet guys through history. Arthur explains why fundraising for war efforts is for suckers. Gemini battles anonymous text messages and email spam. Newz commentary, a heated debate about tipping, Burrito’s Nippon News, “stuck” motels, plus the best guessing game in the Quantimino™, What I Had For Lunch.
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Burrito reviews The Batman
Burrito brings up Wonder Woman
Feet Guys Through History
Fundraising for war efforts is for suckers.
Anonymous text messages
This Is The Newz
A ‘molecular drinks printer’ claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails
Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot
Study shows breastfeeding can reduce risk of cardiovascular disease
Bloke fighting for life after cutting off his penis and popping it in drawer
People Think They Can See Ryu’s Dick In The Street Fighter 6 Reveal
Burger King Has a New Take on The Whopper, the Twisted Whopper
Restaurant tips have gotten stingier, Square data shows
18-wheeler hauling chicken fat overturns on Dead Man’s Curve
Courteney Cox Says She Had to Sell Her LA Mansion Because It Was Haunted
Burrito’s Nippon News
Crazy cheap hotel in Tokyo comes with a crazy catch
Man with no visible injuries found dead on train in Japan
42-year-old police sergeant disciplined for stealing about 200 yen from shrine donation box
What I Had For Lunch
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The intro clip in this episode is sampled from “Pitch Experiment: Canon in D + All Star (Smash Mouth)” by There I Ruined It Productions, reddit user dustin1776.
Added March 12th, 2022
Episode 219: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony
Somewhere in the Beaded Curtain District, four dogs barked into microphones and recorded a conversation heard across the Quantimino™. This episode captures that conversation that covered thought-provoking topics, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.
Double X Quantimino
Pepsi Number Fever, also known as the 349 incident, was a promotion held by PepsiCo in the Philippines in 1992, which led to riots and the deaths of at least five people.
GMN: “Ask me how I spent my morning.”
“The Dog-a”: The Dog Saga continues
Boomers, how do you get over the inability to be the best version of yourself?
BNN Preview: Japanese convenience store chain running out of fried chicken, takes precautions to save Christmas
This Is The Newz
Man beaten with metal skillet after declining an offer of potatoes
Skyfari Ride Passengers at the San Diego Zoo Get Stuck for an Hour After Vandalism Caused the Ride to Stop
A Boozy Baja Blast Is Joining the Hard Mtn Dew Lineup
40-person brawl breaks out at Golden Corral over steak
Burrito’s Nippon News
Potato chips that don’t get your fingers all powdery developed by Calbee and Tokyo Banana
Free KFC taxis will be taking to the streets of Japan
Cup Noodle humidifiers: Combining hot ramen and homewares for a very special release
What I Had For Lunch
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Added March 05th, 2022
Episode 218: Stay Wrecked & Jealous For This
When everything you’ll get is everything that you’ve wanted. This all was only wishful thinking. You’re such a sucker for sweet talkers. You just need to keep us in mind as something larger than life.
Double X Quantimino
The end of a porn scene ending that bothered Gemini
Sh!ttiest song lyric
Burrito’s Nickelbox – Red Hot Chili Peppers and Our Lady Peace
This Is The Newz
Lion loses testicle after lionesses attack him for stealing their food
Man who allegedly stole $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his pants sought by police north of Toronto
Schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with two cans of Lynx
24,000-year-old animal found alive, well and ready to reproduce
Woman reveals Hinge date requested $4 after second meetup fell through
Meet Wallace the first mule to win the British dressage competition
‘I do it for free’: Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away using Facebook
Burrito’s Nippon News
Hyogo man arrested for stalking woman through her bank account
Arson attempt by passenger on Japan’s Shinkansen shuts down bullet train line
Why work from home when you can work from a Japanese cat town?
What I Had For Lunch
After Party
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Added February 25th, 2022
Episode 217: The Great Monkey Escape
Your favorite radio show delivers entertaining commentary about 18-wheelers flipping over on highways, fast food, Japanese news, and other random but interesting topics to make your day that much better.
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Fermented hot sauce?
Top 10 hot sauces sold by Instacart by weight
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham shows off letters from fans in jail after offering to send jars of her own poop to OnlyFans subscribers
Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Teen Dad
Brian’s 5-Point Red Flag Checklist
This Is The Newz
Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US
Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401
China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics
McDonald’s employee shot in argument over discount
Hash Brown McMuffin? McDonald’s unveils fan-inspired ‘menu hacks’
Want to cover yourself in bologna? Oscar Mayer has a face mask just for you
Bereaved families fight to use deceased child’s sperm to be grandparents
Burrito’s Nippon News
Tokyo TV station skips ugly controversy over Princess Mako’s marriage, shows Blade instead
Post-election goat scandal rocks Japanese lawmaker
Pokémon doughnuts appear in Japan, with Eevee joining the new Mister Donut range!
What I Had For Lunch
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Added February 20th, 2022
Episode 216: Corpulent Pancitas
These are the sounds of four dudes in a booth, a British voice-over lady, and an Italian pop-punk band joining together at Daddy Juice Energy Studio and creating an episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. You’re cordially invited to hear possibly the best entertainment that you’ll have all week.
Double X Quantimino
When We Were Young Festival
Bono Admits He’s “So Embarrassed” by U2’s Music
Gemini’s Nickelbox: U2
AVN award nominees for clever titles
Arthur’s fax “joke”
Gemini fashionista: slacks that are actually sweat pants
Arthur the Arbiter: Changing menu prices
This Is The Newz
Logan Paul Paid $3.5 Million for Rare Pokémon Cards. They Might Be Fake.
Israeli woman sues after unwittingly inspiring a sex doll
Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped
Japanese woman gives up baby, sues sperm donor for $3 million after learning he lied
Michigan man wins $402,063 lottery jackpot on 71st birthday
Burrito’s Nippon News
Elevator button factory tour in Japan knows EXACTLY what kids (and kids at heart) want to do
Kyoto police using targeted YouTube ads to warn would-be voyeurs
Burger King straight-up serves beef patties on their own in Japan for a limited time
What I Had For Lunch
Prone bone
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Added February 13th, 2022
Episode 215: The Feeling That It’s All a Lot of Oysters but No Pearls
There’s reason to believe maybe this year is better than the last. It’s one more day up in the canyons, and it’s one more night in Slam City. If you think you might come to the Beaded Curtain District, we think you should. Yeeahhh!
Double X Quantimino
Dog barking update: The Showdown
You’re demoing a new speaker system. What’s your go-to song?
How would your young adult self react if Gayle’s ABCDEFU was written about you?
Mosaic Massacre: Man uses AI to “destroy” censor mosaics in Japanese adult videos
Pocket Tupperware
Gemini went to Las Vegas
Checkout error, cashier’s fault
This Is The Newz
Las Vegas women accused of hiding stolen cash, Rolex in genitals
Two Florida Women Attack Man With Glitter, Face Felony Charges
Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their A$$es
Doctor who branded his initials on patients’ livers no longer allowed to practice medicine
Former preschool teacher who now makes a living as a BBW model on OnlyFans.
Pensioner murdered with crossbow was ‘taken advantage of’ by ‘conman’
Burrito’s Nippon News
New “boss’ treat” vending machines in Japan give out free drinks if you use them with a coworker
Burger King adds Clown Fries and craft buns soaked in butter to menu in Japan
The top 30 foods that go best with white rice, according to Japanese netizens
What I Had For Lunch
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Added February 06th, 2022