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Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner

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You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.

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DXQ Level Newz: This “90 Day Fiancé” Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

Feetquently Asked Questions

The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

Cherry Cordials

This Is The Newz.

Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

Ex-McDonald’s worker ‘disturbed’ after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 208: Celery Tastes Like the Ranch You Put On It

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From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05

Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy

True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”

Finnish Prime Minister

Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint

Michelin Stars

Celery

Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2 

Macarena translation

This Is The Newz.

Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Mega-Church

Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars

Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man’s rear

‘Batman: The Animated Series’ Audio Drama in the Works with Original Cast

Sarco suicide capsule ‘passes legal review’ in Switzerland

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Flight out of Narita Airport delayed because of a turtle on the runway

(Burrito felt like he got hit by a truck after his vaccine booster.)

Man in Japan arrested for breaking into ex-girlfriend’s apartment to steal her Nintendo Switch

Japan’s new drinkable curry in a can

Pizza Hut sandwiches? Japanese lunch packs will never be the same again

Japanese company creates a tiny sock for your big toe

More Newz.

Tree that smells like rotting fish is so invasive states are offering bounties to kill it

Jamaican Government Launches Campaign About How Great Weed Is

Salt truck overturns on I-88 in Aurora

New Hampshire woman allegedly kept mother’s corpse for months while Social Security payments continued

Jacques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91

Italian researchers have built a humanoid robot that may one day fly like Iron Man

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 207: Maybe Broken Furniture Got Limos Instead

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.

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Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.

A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”

Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains

Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?

Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.

Perpetual motion

Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus

Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify

Minutiae Moment brainstorm

Fanny pack for End Time

This Is The Newz.

Brass Against Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During “Welcome to Rockville” Set

Sold for $450m to Saudi prince, ‘Salvator Mundi’ deemed not painted by Leonardo

Cocaine worth $44 million found in onion rings cargo at UK border

Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake ‘Rent-A-Hitman’ website

Temple Police arrest woman seen in video throwing soup at restaurant employee’s face

Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn’t Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

“Who the hell are you?” Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him

Cat owner who sold car to pay for pet’s treatment gets huge surprise from world’s best buyer

Japanese police reminding drivers not to perform the illegal “Ibaraki Dash” maneuver

Starbucks unveils new Roasted Sweet Potato Frappuccino in Japan

More Newz.

FBI demands drivers in freeway cash grab return stolen money dropped by truck

A Truck Carrying $400K Worth of Jack Daniel’s Overturned in Tennessee

Albatross divorce rates going up due to climate change

‘It was pretty overdue’: Boise library book returned 110 years after being checked out

Thailand police warn sexy crispy pancake vendor to wear a bra, maintain social distance from customers

Hiding in plain sight: How one of the country’s most wanted fugitives led a quiet life in Lynnfield

He asked for a shorter jail term after cheating women for sex. Chief Justice doubles his sentence instead

New eco-friendly plastic made of SALMON SPERM is created in China

Catalytic converters stolen off 43 Riverside Unified buses

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 206: The Aight Collection, Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding God on the Other Side of the Glory Hole

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Episode 206: The Aight Collection, Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding God on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
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The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 6: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 175 through 183 of the Slam City podcast. 

The Aight Collection
Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole

“May Yonaise Be Praised”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Triphallia”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

“18.9 Inches”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Twin Peaks”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Groceries”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Julio Tejas Ad”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Knuckles”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Half A Beer”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Testosterone”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Euphemisms”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Ultramassive Loads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Arcana” / “Sweet Gum”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Histamine Response”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

“Watermelon Girl”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Blacklight”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Shop Talk During Break”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“The Great Genital Swxtch”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Ronald McDonald”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Czech in the Mail” / “SpongeBob Popsicles”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Traveling Gloryhole”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Milk”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Whale Cheese”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Poisonous”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Street™ Cologne”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Pigs Can Breathe Via Their Rectum”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Jolie’s Bees”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Hot Cheetos for Spider Monkeys”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

“Daddy Juice Energy Ad”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Sea Cucumber Crimes”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

“Toilet Fatigue”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Hitachi Shower Heads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Fcking In Tents”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Shoe Thief Set Free”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Panty Thieves”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh

“Ten Dollar Bananas”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Tissue Hat”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Chop Suey”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

“Smeg & Sand”, from Episode 178: Blood Code

“Gyros, Pubitron, Hallelujah”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite

“Eric America’s Learning Corner”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

“Blo-N-Go Hair Dryer Ad”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare

“Take Warning” (hidden track), an outtake from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.

Episode 205: Memento mori

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“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch.

Double X Quantimino.

Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman – These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive

Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z.

The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole

Eating in the car

This Is The Newz.

There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg

M’sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook’s Meta rebrand

2021 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees Announced – The Strong Museum of Play

Venomous sharks found in London’s Thames river

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara

Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again

Crazy shiitake crane game out lets you win mushrooms by winning mushrooms that aren’t mushrooms

Japan’s oldest McDonald’s worker defies age barriers, inspires everyone at the age of 93

Japan’s Bear Paw Cafe: A safe space for staff with mental health challenges

More Newz.

Woman claims her life is harder because she is ‘attractive’

‘Plus-size Hooters’ in booty shorts spark debate: We are ‘sexy and confident’

Waitress reveals she made only ONE PENNY during six-week pay period

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 204: Sure to Make the Bodies Drop

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Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.

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Arthur the Arbiter Versus Veganism

Arby’s wings

Brian’s top 5 human fluids

Godzilla turned 67.

“I am become death.”

Hedorah

Slam poetry is boring.

Franksplaining.

This Is The Newz.

Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions

Taiwanese teacher uses adult video platform Pornhub to teach mathematics

‘This why my packages always late’: Viral TikTok shows woman in the back of Amazon worker’s truck, sparking speculation

Porn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami’s NBA stadium to become the ‘BangBros Center’

Ontario man says he found rocks in President’s Choice frozen berries and was offered $300 in points if he kept quiet

Mom banned as Orange elementary school volunteer after anonymous letter reveals OnlyFans page

Elon Musk wants to start a university with a very immature name

Japan startup targets supercar users with $700,000 hoverbike

Texas woman points gun at 7-year-old for trick-or-treating outside her home

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Class up your campsite with these Japanese sake pouches designed for the outdoors

Japanese office disaster: man pees in drink bottle of woman coworker because “he liked her”

Sapporo man attempts to rob store with lighter, goes as you’d expect

Could you eat 50 beef cutlet refill pieces? If so, this Japanese restaurant will let you eat for free

More Newz.

1,000 Andy Warhol sketches offered for $250 each — but only one is real

I’m a doctor & this is how to get rid of an unwanted erection in just 30 seconds

A COVID-19 victim’s body that was supposed to be used for medical research was dissected in front of a live audience in a hotel ballroom without the family’s consent

Florida teacher won’t face charges for showing R-rated film

The McPlant tastes just like any McDonald’s burger

Men with ‘golden penis syndrome’ are ruining sex and dating for women

The McRib Is Back at McDonald’s. It’s Also an NFT

Tom Hanks says he refused to pay $28 million to join Jeff Bezos in space

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 203: Cautiously Optimistic

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.

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Perspectives – If you were told that your remains could become long pig, would you let the humans eat your flesh or not? What if you had no choice but knew that you would be the main course of a food review video on YouTube?

Lawn gnomes

What makes Cowboy Bebop a great anime series

Dune 2021

Just Egg – The commercials annoy Arthur, but the product annoys him even more.

Spirited away – If jizz were ghosts

In the room where it happened (not a Hamilton reference)

Burrito hates Pearl Jam and R.E.M.

This Is The Newz.

Hooters waitress left in tears by customer’s rude message on receipt

This is how you run a £37,000 tab in a London restaurant

Man ordered to trim his bush which he’s been growing for 20 years

Egypt detains artist robot Ai-Da before historic pyramid show

‘Testicle bath’ birth control device earns Germany’s Dyson Prize

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese roller coaster keeps breaking riders’ bones, now under federal investigation

Japan’s number-one cosplayer Enako reveals shocking amount she earns from manga gravure modeling

Osaka man arrested for smearing poo on teen’s backpack

Japanese man says “I’m a Vietnamese” while pointing knife at convenience store worker to rob her

More Newz.

New Owners of Wu-Tang Clan Album ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin’ Revealed

Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns

Woman shocked to find whole potato in a bag of Aldi crisps

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage

Kellogg’s sued for $5M over alleged lack of strawberries in Pop-Tarts

Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled onto California highway

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 202: Ride or Die

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.

Pre-show.

Drops of Jupiter.

Gemini’s grade school history project

Tila Tequila.

Sodium one-liner.

Double X Quantimino.

Superman.

Catwoman: Lonely City.

Lilith.

The Beatles.

Ruby Tuesday.

Brian’s Botched Circumcision.

Intermission.

Botched circumcision commentary.

Gemini tells a joke. “student council”

This Is The Newz.

Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules

Melissa Joan Hart becomes the first to win $1 million on ‘Celebrity Wheel of Fortune’

Disgraced ‘Billionaire’ Says He Faked His Way Onto the Rich Lists

I found an Amazon folder with thousands of audio recordings from my home gadgets

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese firework catapults a teddy bear into the sky

Electronic grandchild “Ami-chan” developed by Takara Tomy

“World’s most spacious public toilet” baffles the mind in Japan

Man in Kyoto leaves bag of red-stained knives in front of stranger’s house

More Newz.

West Japan man arrested for alleged sale of porn videos with pixelated images altered by AI – The Mainichi

Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes

I went dumpster diving at my local Whole Foods and found $1,000 worth of fresh baked goods, produce

Local TV Station Apologizes For Playing Porn During Weather Report

Penis plant in bloom in Leiden; Third time ever in Europe

Worker exposes how fast-food ice can make you sick in viral TikTok

Taco Bell Fans Are Mourning the Sudden End of This Beloved Item

What I Had For Lunch

Burrito ate Burger King.

Clam jam.

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Episode 201: Pressure Makes Diamonds

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Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.

Double X Quantimino.

Zero spending days are a myth.

Band logos. 

The new Batman movie: The Batman

2019 film Lighthouse

Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl

Bomb Queen

Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock

Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it.

Thursday – Full Collapse

Strung Out – An American Paradox

Coheed and Cambria – Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow

Rage Against the Machine – The Battle of Los Angeles

Gorillaz – Demon Days

The Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium

Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru

This Is The Newz.

Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them

Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives

UK Man Wears Fatsuit, Disguises Himself as a Black Woman Before Carrying Out Acid Attack on Ex-Girlfriend

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Cup Noodle now has cute cats and judgmental foxes waiting underneath its lids

Honda releases official doggy wheel accessories, Shiba Inu shift selectors for your car

Food delivery service’s payment processing error allows some people to eat for free…for 3 years

Furious train otaku in Japan confront foreign bicyclist after he gets in the way of their cameras

Kadokawa president apologizes and takes pay cut for his comments about censoring manga

More Newz.

Shoppers are shocked after learning ‘correct’ way to pronounce ‘IKEA’

Banksy artwork that was shredded after auction sells for 20 times its pre-shredded price

What I Had For Lunch

Unhealthy snacks

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Episode 200: Word Museum, Wax Bottles, or Pride of Lions

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We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

Double X Quantimino.

Canned water.

Wax bottles.

What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer?

An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him.

Maria Bamford.

Brian bombed at comedy open mic.

This Is The Newz.

McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds

IKEA cites ‘health and safety’ for hidden cameras in toilets

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one

Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget?

You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients

Japanese artist sells people’s darkest secrets encased in concrete

Saitama man repeatedly steals food from store by making his phone say “PayPay♫”

More Newz.

Crypto CEO threatens customers after mistakenly sending them millions

Kate Moss’ daughter Lila walks the ramp at Milan Fashion Week wearing her insulin pump

What I Had For Lunch.

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