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Episode 247: Coherent Dylan and the Department of Billionaires | Lemon/Lime | A Melange of Death | Sweater Pizza

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Episode 247: Coherent Dylan and the Department of Billionaires | Lemon/Lime | A Melange of Death | Sweater Pizza
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Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

“Theme Song to Burrito’s Nippon Newz” (0:19) at 49:20

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Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Accounting error: A check that you already received the money for

What songs have been stuck in your head for years?

Fugue state

Waking up from a coma and everything tastes like 7-Up

Brian: Can someone explain to me “the girlfriend experience”?

Brian matches with a woman from Mexico on Tinder

This Is The Newz

Mona Lisa attacked with cake by ‘man dressed as old lady in wheelchair’

Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Allegedly Broke Up With Him Because He Kept Making Her Pay Half of Everything In The Five Years They Were Dating

15,000 pounds of hot dog filler ‘catapults’ onto roadway following crash

Balenciaga’s ‘full destroyed’ sneakers listed for $1,850

Taco Bell is running out of Mexican Pizza

Monkey Chips

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese man pays nearly $16,000 for life-size dog costume to fulfill his dream of transforming into an animal

Save time AND water by turning your shower into a bath with this nifty Japanese gadget

Electric chopsticks that make low-salt food taste salty developed by Meiji University

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 246: Coffee, Tea, Sega

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Episode 246: Coffee, Tea, Sega
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Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.

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Quantimino Leap

Arthur the Arbiter: Drive-thru deja vu – pays with change

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Burrito’s tea ritual

Caked sh!t

This Is The Newz

Austin St. John – MMPR Red Ranger – Federally Indicted on Wire Fraud

Entire Maine town forced to shut after its only clerk quits over denied vacation

Last NYC public payphone being removed

Highway scramble: 18-wheeler hauling 30,000 pounds of eggs crashes on Dallas freeway

Shooting at McDonald’s not related to Taco Bell shooting yards away

Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Tokyo cafe won’t let you inside unless you’re a writer or translator with a deadline looming

Motorized Electric Gaming Bed from Japan takes gaming furniture to the next level

ASIMO retires from performing after 22 years

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Episode 245: Allegory By The Slice

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Episode 245: Allegory By The Slice
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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur take you on an almost hour-long conversation made up of observations, insight, realizations, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.

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Gemini reviews the HBO miniseries Chernobyl

Etymology: Braggadocious

Joy dish soap for handwashing

Booking a doctor’s appointment

Arthur the Arbiter seeks tips to hack AYCE sushi

Minutiae Moment: Saving a dime on a gallon of gasoline ain’t worth the effort these days.

This Is The Newz

Ex-deputy accused of posing as wedding guest to steal gifts

Man arrested for opening door, walking on wing as jet taxis at O’Hare

Fei Long Will Never Appear In Street Fighter Again

Apple discontinues the iPod

Barnacles over boots? City to try new parking enforcement tech

Painting worth £740,000 ruined after ‘bored’ security guard draws eyes on it

Crash covers Missouri road in cans of hard seltzer

Woman exits vehicle in drive thru, car crashes over Chick-fil-A retaining wall

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Six members of Japan’s Self-Defense Forces face punishment for unauthorized curry-eating

New Zero-Second Chicken Ramen leaves zero reasons not to be eating ramen right now

Lowest-rated portable bathtub on Amazon Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 244: Pufferfish

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The power of Quantimino™ continues from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better.

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Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year or fight a chicken every time you get in your car

Update on Brian’s friend who wanted his liver

A Top 30 survey list of Japan’s most popular beers

This Is The Newz

People picking penis pitcher plant poses problems.

Officer ‘motorboated’ subordinate at promotion ceremony, retires after guilty plea

Woman discovered she had second ‘tiny’ vagina while in labor

Mom blindsided when 2-year-old boy orders 31 McDonald’s cheeseburgers from Door Dash

‘She created a McMess’: Polk County woman arrested for calling 911 over McDonald’s order

Activist Removed From Cannes Red Carpet Following Naked Protest Against Sexual Violence In Ukraine

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese teacher suspended for selling a lot of cows without telling the school

Mos Burger’s new French toast: A delicious breakfast with a side of linguistic challenges

Burger King roasts McDonald’s with cryptic message on poster jabbing huge new store in Akihabara

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 243: Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With My Duck in My Hand

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Episode 243: Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With My Duck in My Hand
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Join your part-time friends at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch.

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Continental Breakfast

If you rolled up to this Waffle House, what would you make? What’s your signature Waffle House meal?

What were Gemini and Brian were doing in a JOANN fabric store?

If you and your army were going to conquer Uranus, how would you do it?

Your two toppings on a custom slice of pizza

“Let’s give them something to taco bout”

This Is The Newz

High School junior prom ends early after students yell racial slur while song was playing

Shoppers ‘rather concerned’ after spotting cheap butt plugs on Poundland shelves

Leader of feces-eating cult arrested after 11 dead bodies discovered during raid

Payouts paused after host calls wrong Mega Millions Mega Ball number

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

‘I don’t think I did anything wrong,’ woman who jumped into spider monkey enclosure at El Paso Zoo speaks out

Brian’s Incel Corner

Calling a man bald is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules

News headline – ‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese supermarket entrusts customers with unusual discount sticker system

Japan’s supply of Zima runs dry, online resellers take over and jack up prices

Japanese gyaru-turned-mom is more concerned with making her son a gentleman than a scholar

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria

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Simulacra / Simulation 242: Culture Is Something You Do With Bacteria, Bolivian River Dolphins on an Anaconda Play Date, How Many Is A Brazilian?, Ghost in the Carapace, Enter Salmon + Intentional Burnt End

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What I Hate About Anime

Don’t Wake Daddy

Minutiae Moment: blue beverages

Brian’s Parallel Parking Standoff

This Is The Newz

‘Fictosexual’ Japanese man no longer able to communicate with hologram he married

Horny Dolphins Claim Their Latest Victim: An Anaconda

‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral

100-year-old Brazilian breaks record after 84 years at same company

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Road in Chiba plagued by accidents involving shutterbugs seeking “Chiba-fornia” shots

Man threatens to set fire to Sega offices, beat employees’ family members to death

Osaka makes decision on terrifying mascot for upcoming world’s fair

What I Had For Lunch

Gemini distills life – Exit shit. Enter food.

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Episode 241: Fistula Connection

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and listeners like you.

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Stone Soup

Bunnicula

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: ATM cash

Fistula connection

John Wayne Gacy Netflix doc

Riding in cars with boys who are also comedians

This Is The Newz

Will sending aliens nudes lure them to us? NASA thinks so.

TikTok ‘rave moms’ changing the male-dominated EDM scene

Navy Officer Held for Allegedly Forcing Recruits to Drink Semen With Fish Sauce

He Was 5’7″. After Surgery, He’ll Be 5’10”.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Alcoholic sake butter appears in Japan

“I choose BOO!” Gengar engagement and wedding rings are here to haunt your nuptials

Hidden smartphone feature reveals a strange Japanese emoticon

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 240: Lemon Pepper Wet | Guest Lobby John | Redder The Flag, Sweeter The Juice | Strawberry Snowball | The Bros with the Sourcreme Shirt

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Episode 240: Lemon Pepper Wet | Guest Lobby John | Redder The Flag, Sweeter The Juice | Strawberry Snowball | The Bros with the Sourcreme Shirt
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No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes.

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Follow up + McFly T or F based on mug shots
Ref: Florida bride allegedly laces wedding food with pot, grins as deputies arrive, bodycam shows
Mega Like Dollars
Brian gets his pronouns presumed on the call sheet of a short film he’s doing
Strawberry Snowball
Kings of Leon, Part II
Lemon Pepper Wet

This Is The Newz
Slam City ISD employee out of a job after cryptocurrency mining machines found around schools
Three-legged dog battling cancer rescues baby otter from Minnesota river
Tipping Fatigue May Be Real. But Don’t Take It Out On Restaurant Workers.
This McDonald’s Copycat Restaurant Is Serving Items You Can’t Get Anywhere Else

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 239: Affordable Guitar Licks

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Episode 239: Affordable Guitar Licks
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Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter.

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$3.99 plus tax fountain drink

Accepting that “Oldies” now include 90s grunge and rock

Ref: From Nirvana to Goo Goo Dolls, here’s how Gen Z is revitalizing 90s grunge and rock

After trending on TikTok, Nirvana’s 1991 song “Something In The Way” and Goo Goo Dolls 1998 song “Iris” both re-entered the Billboard charts.

Kangaroo Genitalia

Kangaroos have two penises and their balls are above their dicks. Also, ladyroos have three vaginas.

Kings of Leon

This Is The Newz

Snickers responds to absolutely nuts duck vein rumour

This Software Engineer Designed a Chatbot to Chat With His Girlfriend While He’s Busy at Work

Jessica Simpson’s credit card declined at Taco Bell ‘the other day’

Woman arrested after crashing car, fleeing on foot showed signs of intoxication before bribing deputy with sex to let her go

Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Pokémon skeletons and fossils now on display at Tokyo’s National Museum of Nature and Science

Sadako now has her own YouTube channel, hopes to upload videos about her daily life

KFC Japan’s giant Colonel Sanders mobile battery ready to “receive everyone’s love in both hands”

What I Had For Lunch

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Alternate titles: Spatter Pattern, Harsh Ambivalence

Episode 238: Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Pants

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Episode 238: Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Pants
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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes.

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Arthur needs more schooling on this dining out/tipping game, or maybe he just needs a refresher.

Burrito’s Nickelbox: rap-rock that’s not Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock

BNN Preview: Anime waifus, you know ’em, we love ’em! Especially the cartoon physics that govern the gravity defying quivering titties, the jiggling jugs, the booby bounce! Burrito motorboats his way up the timestream to find the source of all this titillating movement.

Ref: When was the first anime breast bounce? Japanese Twitter debates

Famous manga artist claims famous character designer was the perky pioneer, but not everyone is convinced.

This Is The Newz

Taco Bell is bringing back the Mexican Pizza

DJ Khaled’s Another Wing Unveils Plant-Based Wings

Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash

Florida bride and caterer charged with lacing wedding food with cannabis

Scientists Want to Probe Uranus With a New Spacecraft

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Hokkaido man found naked in laundromat in middle of the night

Kyoto City official arrested for bribery with old-timey gold coin

“I’ll draw one animal for every retweet!” Japanese artist now has to draw 22,000 animals

What I Had For Lunch

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