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Burrito Candy, a podcast within a podcast 🌯🍬 . Win a gently used Panera Bread gift card . What I Had For Lunch . Reacharounds are now known as La Madeleines . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President and Future Vice President . Deepfake Sponsor: Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA . This Is The News . Hospital Worker Arrested for Sucking Sleeping Patient’s Toes . Drunk Guy in UK orders too much Domino’s . Woman attacked in Maryland with syringe that contained semen . Drug Appreciation Recognition Energy . An Oklahoma college recruiter out of a job after he asked high schoolers to line up by skin color and hair texture . Apple might owe you $25 if you owned one of these iPhones . Butt dollars . DMT to open up your mind hole and get Joe Rogan rich . Honeywell says it will soon launch the world’s most powerful quantum computer . Anker shout-out from GMN and Foxtrot (but not Arthur) . Woman chucks hatchet through car window as it drives away from gas station . GMN Fortune Teller returns . William Shatner gets horse semen in divorce settlement . Woman waters ‘perfect plant’ for 2 years before realizing it’s fake . Deepfake Sponsor: Foxbox VPN . Deepfake Sponsor: Spit Plus . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . Criticism of TSA at Slam City Intergalactic Airport . 3 Things that Foxtrot Learned

Special Guests: Burrito Candy 🌯🍬 . Show Me Your Feet Guy . COVID-19 quarantined GMN, Foxtrot and Arthur . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future VICE President Yelo Panda . We Ain’t Playin’ With This Campaign . Foxtrot VPN . Reverse Osmosis . More questions for FVP Yelo Panda . Julio Tejas . Foxbox PSA Spank Bank Preservation Life Pro Tips . Super Tuesday Pods . This Is The News . Man sentenced to 18 months in jail for stealing 57 pairs of underwear from St. Edward’s students . $750K-worth of cocaine found stuffed in karaoke machine in Fayette County . Volcano on Foxtrot’s Face . “McGruff the Crime Dog” actor gets 16 years in prison – Man who played the crime-fighting cartoon figure McGruff, was sentenced for a 2011 arrest in which police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his Texas home . Marijuana use is rising sharply among seniors over 65, study says, and there are serious risks . Miami teacher Solves 13-letter Wheel Of Fortune Puzzle With Only 4 Letters . Nintendo Cracked Open Its Secret Game Boy Stash to Help a 95-Year-Old Fan . Actor Steven Seagal settles SEC case over not disclosing payments for touting cryptocurrency . A California couple was heartbroken to say goodbye to their beloved dog, Marley. So they cloned him . South By Southwest going ahead as planned amid global coronavirus outbreak . This Guy Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On His McDonald’s Bagel And Got An Insanely Thick Layer . Regina Veracruz . 2700 Seconds with Arthur Listening Party brought to you by Urite FlyLite . GMN Clicks Anything . Booba Gettz movie . Moldy Whopper . Marvel movie recommendations . Vheissu

Special Guests: Burrito Candy – Miguelito Burrito and Candy Cane . Spread Eagle . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President, Chicken Wing Party . Oscar Best Film Parasite . What I Had For Lunch . Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN . This Is The News . Luxury deodorant . First-grade teacher arrested for trying to buy meth while at school . Tapioca Black Pearl Market . Booba Gettz – Intergalactic Boba Runner . Japanese otaku finds way to get the smell of a high school girl in his car passenger seat . Man finds venomous snake in helmet after 7-mile ride . Virginia dog brings home orphaned bear cub . Man accused of drinking beer while watching pr0n at library . Elementary teaching assistant accused of sharing and doing drugs with 2 teens . 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Urite FlyLite

Originally published on February 28th, 2011.

[Chat]
. The Blue Knight (17:37)
. Black Nasty (20:46)
. Reenactment of woman beating up roommate over Thin Mints (22:56)
. Gemini Toots (37:41)
. What I Had For Lunch
. Burn popcorn on purpose at work
. Gemini had a hole in his retina lasered shut
[News]
. Driver screams `I`m high on cocaine` after car crash
. Boy arrested for selling cocaine out of Doritos bag
. Gold tooth blocks bullet
. Chemicals found after hallucinations lead police to drug lab
. Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store
. Drunk breaks into Pizza Hut and deep-fries wings
. London shop serving breast milk ice cream
. All-chicken roasting specialty channel for Canada
. Driver hid meth pipe in beer bottle
. Speeder stopped with $160,000 worth of pot
. Man gave $200K to fake online girlfriend
. Woman beats up roommate over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies
. Egyptian names newborn Facebook
. Man beats girlfriend over using Internet to research how to leave an abusive relationship
. Man who drove into river was texting
. Suspect spit feces at officer
. Pizza driver leads to woman`s rescue
. Man who ejaculated into co-worker`s water bottle convicted

Special Guests: Candy Cane and Miguelito Burrito . Reptilians vs Mole People . What I Had For Lunch: First Watch, Peter Piper Pizza, Lemon Chicken Piccata, Asian Market Noodles . Foxtrot PSA sponsored by Foxbox VPN . GMN 2020 Chicken Skins and Chicken Bones for the Chicken Wing Party Platform: Questions for the Future President Gemini Jackson . Doo Doo Dust and Poo Poo Pies . 2700 Seconds Listening Party sponsored by Julio Tejas . Vivica vs 50 Cent Ass-eating . This Is The News sponsored by Urite FlyLite . Gray Death . Gypsy King Easy Stroke . Six Ancient Plants From 2,000-Year-Old Seeds Have Been Grown by Scientists . Chinese Doctor Who Blew Whistle On Coronavirus Dead At 34 . Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times . Woman had more than 100 dead cats in a freezer at her home . A Peek Inside Our War Chest . Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers

Special Guest: Miguelito Burrito . The History of Screwdrivers . What I Had For Lunch . Geoduck ASMR Fails . Try Not To Pop A Boner Challenge . Burger Talk . This Is The News sponsored by Julio Tejas . Edscottite: Mineral ‘Never Seen in Nature’ Discovered inside Meteorite . Woman tries to pay property taxes with nickels . Ugly tattoo of wife snoring . Whitening cream gives woman mercury poisoning . Children ingesting rare-earth magnets . Instagram Model Sells Nude Photos To Raise Money For Australia Fire Relief . GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President . Wearable garden vest is nourished by wearer’s own urine . Austin ranks among cities with highest STD rates in U.S. . Youngest Mayor in America Inaugurated at 7 Months Old While Wearing a Tuxedo in Texas . Mighty Ducks star arrested while high on meth . Japanese billionaire seeks girlfriend for Moon voyage on SpaceX rocket . Tyson Fury masturbating seven times a day to keep testosterone pumping . Coronavirus and Butt Dollars . Man killed by blade-wielding rooster during illegal cockfight . Triple C Latina Ham . Listening Party sponsored by Blo-N-Go Hairdryers . RIP Kobe

Originally published on 2010/08/28.
[Guest] * Miguelito Burrito [Topics] * Sake Fighter II * Bumblebees * Wu Tang * True love * Poop [News] * Attorney denies accusations of sex with client in courthouse * Kentucky champion ham fetches $1.6 million for charity * Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts * Man uses one phone call from jail to call wife and threatens to kill her * Nike patents Back-to-the-Future-style self-lacing shoes * Bizarre bomb request leads to meth lab * Cops stop shoplifting suspects at charity event * Couple fakes divorce to win upscale 3BHK Mhada flat * Card table dance costs Caesars Palace $250K * Check scammers in Duluth duping homeless * Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants * Gas leak evacuates Mexican restaurant * Woman recovering from ‘Blackberry thumb’ surgery * Stolen laptop contains man’s dreams * Woman takes grenade to police station * Coin-operated spiked park benches [More] * What I Had For Lunch

Originally published on 2012/01/08.
[Notes]. Knob goblins. Tips for surviving 2012. Man arrested on long test drive. Car lands on apartment roof. Judge tosses charges in genital shooting. Walmart clerk rejects $1 million bill. Police chase leads to bedroom pot bust. Man dies after eating cocaine out of brother`s butt. Man arrested with pot-filled presents. Mountain Dew mouse would have dissolved. Year-old cheeseburger unchanged with time. Naked drive-through joke draws arrests. Prison Spread. Montreal nixes topless breakfast servers. DUI suspect had nearly $140 bar tab. S**k My D**k. Burglary suspect blamed the marshmallow vodka. `Top words` of 2012 released. Kalona creek will not be named Baniki Kinshi. What I Had For Lunch. Spicy ketchup at Whataburger. Open mic: Confessions of a Foxtrot

Listening Party. Heart of Hearts: Usher Herpes. Triple C Brand Latina Ham. Yung Art. Softboy International. Foxbox VPN. Foxtrot PSA. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President. GMN Clicks Anything: Adopt A Panda. Sally Struthers do you want to make more money? Plug In And Hate: Too many browser tabs. GMN Fortune Teller: Foxtrot meets his future self or is it his past self? Jungles of Vietnam. Game Farts. Seal Crazy. This is the News brought to you by Urite: Puppies making people sick according to CDC. Facade falls and kills architect in NYC. AI Fk Bots. Rule 34. Body found in portable toilet in Baltimore Ravens stadium. US free-trade partner Wakanda. Taylor Swift Photo Hides Malicious Crypto-Mining Code. North Pole heading for Russia. Brooklyn teen accused of swiping more than $1 million in cryptocurrency scam. Millions of Americans are driving under the influence of marijuana, CDC says. Police barged into Kansas home, beat man for no reason. Detroit’s largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again. Federal study confirms racial bias of many facial-recognition systems. Time’s The 10 Best Gadgets of the 2010s. 50 Cent’s Christmas gift to his 7-year-old son, Sire: An entire Toys R Us store. What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Urite FlyLite. Deepfake Sponsor: Blo N Go hairdryers. Everyone’s Entitled To The Truth.

Listening Party. Subversion by Softboy International. Heart of Hearts: The Fappening. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President. GMN Clicks Anything: Geoduck ASMR and a list of fetishes you have never heard of. Plug In & Hate: Two Phones Guy and Never At Work Guy Wins $500 Gift Card. Golden Corral has Chocolate Steak. Foxtrot and the Fist of Adonis. Game Farts. This is the News. Influencer jailed for plot to steal domain name at gunpoint. After dancer strips at Seattle conference on homelessness, agency director suspended. FBI breaks up 2 illegal streaming sites. Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver. She ran a multi-million dollar operation bringing women to the US so their children would get citizenship. The 2021 Cadillac Escalade has a massive 38-inch curved OLED display. Sex robots that recognise humans using ‘3D AI vision’ built in US factory. Florida man goes to great lengths to swipe a Pepsi. Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” still brings in millions of dollars. Animal rescuers trap cowboy pigeon in Las Vegas. Waitress at New Jersey IHOP gets $1,200 tip. Urite Flyrite. What I Had For Lunch. Softboy International. Blo N Go hairdryers.