Episode 149: Kataza
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to bring the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City.
Gemini discusses “overcornification”. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream?
Burrito’s Dictionary Discovery: Meef
MEEF™ is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you’re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS.
A lexitor is a person that sells words.
Burrito got a new Hedorah shirt.
Top 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets
McD’s sauces
All-Purpose
Fan Mail on paper in cursive
Balmuda Triangle
What I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice.
This is the Newz
Chuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.
Tiny Rubik’s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.
Bank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.
Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.
Woman told the officer ‘I have to poop so bad’ before high-speed chase.
Kraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.
Nissan Murano’s Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.
Driver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.
This pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.
Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.
Secret ‘Man Cave’ Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.
Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.
Rapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.
Whataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.
NASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.
Man Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.
AI deepfake videos to make up ‘90% of online content’ in just five years.
Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper ‘blesses’ the world with her ‘sacred’ sexuality through OnlyFans.
Vermont zucchini in the running for world record.
A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.
Taro Kono, Japan’s administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.
Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.
Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.
Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.
Rude graffiti is painted around town’s potholes.
250K+ saws sold at Lowe’s recalled, might not turn off.
Model with unibrow claims she’s harassed daily, denied work because of her look.
£100m of seized cocaine ‘barely covered by bananas’ was ‘heading to Scotland’.
You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset.
Why helium-free “vacuum balloons” could save physics research.
McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.
Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s.
Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.
Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.
The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside.
Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there’s a wait list.
Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.
Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos.
Sandwiches in Subway ‘too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread’.
Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings.
Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail.
NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment.
Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record.
Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.
WTF We Learned This Week
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Added October 07th, 2020
Episode 148: Patent-Pending Nanometer Technology | Personal Umami | There Is No Life Before Balmuda | It’s Not What You Said, It’s How You Said It | DJ Septapus and the Rabble-Rousers
Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to spend quality time behind the mics with their part-time friends and share ideas and commentary about life, lunch, news, and the ongoing quest for knowledge.
After the introduction, Gemini and Foxtrot were given a fat check from a returning deepfake sponsor: Sogi Crispee Flakes. A new script was provided, and the dapper duo do what they do best, botch the read. Arthur works with Gemini and Foxtrot to improve the read, but then it goes to Burrito and Gemini doing the read.
Burrito is back in the office where the cleaning crew started steam cleaning the carpet near the end of the day making Burrito cough non-stop.
In Slam City, Gemini Jackson’s convenience stores are called Gemini-Marts. He hit the lottery and reinvested into the community as a slumlord. Gemini-Mart competes with Burrito’s Bodega.
What I Had For Lunch brought to you by Jankem Podz. The returning sponsor gets a new ad read, and the hosts discuss the new flavor of pod. The Fortune Teller makes a brief appearance to answer Foxtrot’s question.
Gemini Jackson’s Umami Cookbook has 69 recipes for cooking long pig.
Burrito made fideo at home. Foxtrot made a microwavable steak burrito bowl. Gemini made breakfast for lunch: eggs, bacon, and Balmuda toast. The conversation goes into a discussion about Balmuda toast, the Four Horsemen, and the Quantimino™.
This is the Newz
Man shot his male doctor after he ejaculated during a prostate exam (fake but funny).
Backpackers find body at GSMNP campsite; Bear found scavenging on remains euthanized.
Newhall School District Cancels Classes Tuesday After Ransomware Attack.
100-million-year-old giant sperm found preserved in amber is the oldest ever.
Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets.
Nintendo discontinued the 3DS console line after almost a decade.
iPhone’s new ‘orange dot’ feature warns you when an app is listening.
An Alaska dentist who extracted a patient’s tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail.
Detroit Driver Arrested After Successfully Jumping Over Drawbridge.
A Sold Out Flight That Goes Nowhere.
A Florida woman was attacked by a 10-foot, 4-inch alligator while trimming trees.
Woman falls out of a car window onto the highway while filming a Snapchat video.
The CIA sent a team of 4 operators on a spy mission targeting China. None came back.
Tesla on Autopilot hits over 90 mph before police flag down a sleepy driver.
Woman sues Tokyo company after having to work 48 days in a row with limited bathroom breaks.
Sizzler files for bankruptcy as the pandemic demolishes sales at casual-dining restaurants.
Man Convicted For Smearing Semen On Co-Worker’s Belongings.
Vivica A. Fox Tests Negative for COVID-19 After Pulling Out of Emmys Due to False Positive.
Cult leader who claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus arrested in Russia.
MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses.
Aichi man gets 10 months in prison for saying “I got corona” in an electronics store.
Over 130,000 Japanese netizens rank the Top 20 anime opening themes of all time.
Let’s Talk About Your Windshield Wiper Attitude.
A Vietnamese factory was busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms.
Japanese government to start giving newlywed couples a wedding gift of 600,000 yen.
Local grandmother feels tricked after trying to order some Halloween treats from Amazon.
Woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen.
Driver faces DUI charges after crashing into cruiser, injuring officer.
A 10-year-old Wisconsin wrestler is about to reach his goal: 100,000 pushups in a year.
Queensland nurse gives a distressed patient bizarre masturbation advice.
North Carolina city replacing street signs that misspelled ‘Autumn’.
Woman wakes to find a snake ‘chomping’ on her forehead.
Woman accused of driving while high on pot, allegedly does some dancing after pulled over.
Possible rare ‘seven-armed octopus’ found on Whidbey beach.
Morocco Demolishes Controversial Fish Statues in Mehdia After Backlash.
Rapper YFN Lucci thought he was holding a prop gun. He was wrong.
$300K in counterfeit goods seized in Richland.
Route shut after major potato spillage.
AAA: Keep protective masks off of rear view mirrors.
Former SC teacher’s license revoked after ingesting illegal substance in front of class.
A robot beats humans at curling thanks to a deep learning program.
Resuming sexual activity soon after a heart attack linked with improved survival.
Sex robots will be controlled remotely by humans from different continents.
Incredible pics show rival frogs battling it out over right to mate with females.
Echelon made a $500 version of its connected spin bike for Amazon Prime.
Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs?
If we put computers in our brains, strange things might happen to our minds.
PlayStation’s secret weapon: a nearly all-automated factory.
People who drive this car get the most speeding tickets.
Portwell Motherboard Has 20 USB Ports.
McDonald’s New Spicy McNuggets.
7 weird and unexpected things food photographers do to make their shots look perfect.
The Official Drink of 2020 Is Red Lobster’s Dew Garita.
Forget Taco Bell—you can make your own damned Mexican Pizza.
Can adding Lucky Charms marshmallows to other foods make them magically delicious?
WTF We Learned This Week: Seedless watermelons are genetically modified by crossing a watermelon variety that has its chromosomes in groups of four with a variety that keeps them in pairs. The offspring can’t handle three chromosomes so it doesn’t produce seeds. There’s a species of octopus with seven arms. What’s a Rabbel-Rouser.
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Added October 01st, 2020
Episode 147: Safe Wordz
Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio to lay down more audio to feed the listeners and Slam Citizens. Foxtrot and Burrito are connected via Jitsi; Gemini and Arthur are in the studio.
Gemini watched a true crime documentary about a wine connoisseur scam artist titled Sour Grapes. Burrito got a new Godzilla figure. Arthur and Burrito both watched the new Mulan film to Gemini and Foxtrot’s disappointment, but the conversation moves to actress Ming-Na Wen, who played Chun-Li in the Van Damme Street Fighter movie.
What I Had For Lunch. Foxtrot made it at home: cheese pretzels and a hamburger. He also had cake for breakfast. Burrito shares what he had for lunch earlier in the week but mentioned he had a torta and gives a quick review of the delicious Tex-Mex sandwich. The conversation evolves to talking about the Tex-Mex restaurant then back to what Burrito had for lunch: pork inasal. Arthur had a Cabana Bowl and a drive-thru margarita. Gemini made lo mein.
This is the newz.
Man jailed after crashing into marked police cars with $145 million of meth in his van.
Woman who deliberately cut off her own hand in insurance scam jailed for two years.
Akira-Like Electric Superbike Concept Provides Glimpse Into the Future.
Signs of alien life detected on Venus.
Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir.
Panty thief gets an unexpected surprise after police reveal thong is not what it seems.
New unstaffed gyoza store in Tokyo sells pot stickers 24 hours a day.
All-plant-based katsu curry arrives at Ikea Japan.
Man Used Mirror To Spy On Bathroom In Gloucester Twp. School.
New website aims to help you cut back on ‘doomscrolling’.
Florida city repeals 13-year ban on saggy pants.
The Chinese J-31 5th-Gen stealth fighter may be a total F-35 ‘rip-off’.
Man moves into new house, finds out it’s covered with massive Simpsons murals on the outside.
Altoona man threw frozen pizzas at a store manager after a mask-wearing dispute.
Pringles try to wake from ‘recycling nightmare’.
There is Now an Iconic Indomie Goreng Stir Fry Noodle Ice Cream Flavor.
Berks to pay $750K for 27 years of unbilled water.
Teen bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet.
My massive 42L boobs caused my spine to ‘COLLAPSE’ and left me wheelchair-bound.
A growing business: Dutch develop ‘living’ coffin made of mushroom mycelium.
Walmart’s drones take to the skies.
Secretive Pentagon research program looks to replace human hackers with AI.
Reese’s rumored to be debuting a peanut butter cup stuffed with potato chips.
The show concludes with Arthur sharing that he learned that collector’s value is not much different whether a Godzilla figure is in its original packaging or not. Burrito learned that Ming-Na Wen is Chun-Li in the JCVD Street Fighter.
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Added September 23rd, 2020
Episode 146: Lo-Standard
Gemini and Arthur meet up at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito dropping in via Jitsi.
The audio opens with a little pre-show banter from the Intergalactic Boba Runners. Is someone nearby stealing Burrito’s wi-fi? Phobia discussion. Phone anxiety. Gemini works on his club song. Burrito uses his imagination re-designing the wax stage of a car wash. False start with the show actually starting at approximately 5 minutes, 36 seconds.
Foxbox VPN brings a couple fetishes for discussion: eproctophilia and acucullophilia. How Was Your Week? Foxtrot’s dog killed and ate some baby bunnies. Gemini finished watching the true crime documentary on Netflix titled Staircase and talks about it. Spoiler alert. He explores a possible app called Gemini’s Gemz. The Boba Runners brainstorm sending out CDs with Slam City episodes. Who can maintain 50 deep, meaningful friendships?
What I Had For Lunch. Burrito had fajitas. Arthur sat down at a restaurant for a burger. Foxtrot and Gemini both had pizza but from where? You just have to listen to find out.
This Is The Newz
Man advocates to rename boneless chicken wings “wet tenders”.
McDonald’s is adding a Travis Scott meal to the menu to win over Gen Z and millennial customers.
Man arrested after calling 911, asking if dispatcher wanted to buy egg rolls.
Taco Bell is removing Mexican Pizza and other items from the menu.
Jelly Belly founder to give away candy factory as part of ‘gold ticket’ treasure hunt.
Japan now has blue sake that changes color in cocktails.
Samsung Is Developing A Transparent Smartphone.
Hundreds of Americans Planted ‘Chinese Mystery Seeds’.
Robot dogs join high-tech US Air Force exercise.
Naked lady swipes intimate item in naughty adventure in Fort Pierce.
Man dies after fight at strip club.
Jack Daniels is the Most Popular Liquor in Texas.
Yang Yang the giant panda celebrates his 23rd birthday in Georgia.
The latest shortage is live crickets.
Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy his first home.
Vulgar pornography interrupts virtual schooling in another instance of “Zoom bombing”.
Man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing a mask on flight.
Bill Gates’ Nuclear Startup Unveils Mini-Reactor Design Including Molten Salt Energy Storage.
The Benefits of Breast Massages.
Police search for a man they say caught fire after torching another man’s car.
An Arizona man tried kidnapping an infant at a Flagstaff grocery store checkout.
UW-Platteville first in state to offer cannabis-related certificates.
Why Navy SEALs Wear Chuck Taylors in Maritime Operations.
Woman drops her iPhone 11 from more than 5,000 ft while paragliding.
Drunk driver arrested after crashing into patrol unit with 2 deputies inside.
Nearly a dozen fish species can WALK on land, study reveals.
Tesla’s ‘Full Self-Driving Capability’ Falls Short of Its Name.
People who don’t believe in God may get better sleep.
Creepy ‘Geofence’ Finds Anyone Who Went Near a Crime Scene.
Robot begins work at convenience store; hopes to replace humans by 2022.
Are Black Holes Made Of Dark Matter?
Alabama restaurant serves pickle pizza.
Coors Light truck crashes into Taco Inn.
Burger King Releases A Chocolate Whopper In Taiwan.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing ridiculously well during the pandemic.
Reese’s made a breakfast cake so you can have dessert in the morning.
WTF We Learned This Week.
Gorillas are constantly farting.
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Added September 16th, 2020
Episode 145: Polishing The Turd
Gemini and Arthur return to the Daddy Juice Energy Studio with Foxtrot and Burrito on the other side of the glory hole.
Audio begins with a bonus pre-show behind the scenes so you can see how the checks are cashed: Arthur reflects on editing the previous episode. Foxtrot talks chainsaws. Gemini’s beer breakdown. Superbad drawings on Slam City’s OnlyFans page. Quick notes discussion. Finger flute. Show starts at 5:48.
The ad read for Foxbox VPN brings up a couple Japanese fetishes and a promo code in Latin that the Intergalactic Boba Runners discuss before they review their week.
Burrito went to a few stores to run errands and is working on a mountain bike. Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB campaign trail.
What I Had For Lunch.
This Is The Newz.
Japan’s ‘flying car’ gets off ground, with a person aboard.
‘Black Panther’ actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer.
Ecuador couple certified as oldest married pair, nearly 215.
First trial of LSD-MDMA set to test safety and treatment potential.
Amazon wins FAA approval for Prime Air drone delivery fleet.
Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped a ‘Phantom of the WAPera’ Cardi B remix and we regret to inform you music is cancelled.
Post Malone Becomes Co-Owner of Texas’ Biggest Esports Group.
Woman arrested in mountains of Japan for attempted murder with bow and arrow.
Slam City Re-enactment: Felony Charge Over Illicit Juul Scheme.
Woman spends $135k on ‘plastic doll’ transformation.
Bella Thorne and OnlyFans controversy explained.
How to get the upper body of a burrowing frog.
Naturist couple will pay £2k to anyone who can help them move houses – but the person must be naked on the job.
The Science of Bruce Lee’s master move, the One-Inch Punch.
Move over, dartboards – Japan now has shuriken machines for ninja fun!
You Should Waffle Two Pieces of Pizza Together.
Customer handed eye-watering bill after misreading menu at Gordon Ramsay steak.
Pinterest pays $89.5 million to terminate San Francisco office lease.
Alternative-meat startup is hoping a 3D-printed steak can upend the meat industry.
Pro tip: Never be the first unless it’s a gangbang.
SPAM shortage? Pandemic leads to production problems.
McDonald’s and KFC Japan release new Tsukimi “moon-viewing” burgers.
Grandmother shows off 24-year-old McDonald’s burger kept in a closet that she says has not rotted.
More than $130K raised for California family after girls seen using Taco Bell WiFi for school work.
CBP In San Juan Seizes $27 Million Found Inside Boxes Bound To St. Thomas.
Man arrested for peeing in beer cans and leaving them on the side of the road in Japan.
Consuming your own fecal microbiome may help keep off the pounds .
He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!
New research reveals how armpit aroma can be cue for passion.
Elon Musk: “Good chance you’ll die” on Mars.
Tourist grabs a tiger’s testicles as she poses for a photo at Thai zoo.
Calculating the reduction in worldwide deaths from liver cancer if the whole world drank more coffee.
Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research study finds honeybee venom rapidly kills aggressive breast cancer cells.
Tony Stark wannabe spotted in a jet pack by two pilots at 3,000 feet. Now the FBI is involved.
Meteorite study suggests Earth has always been wet.
World record set for most crane games in one arcade with new game center in Tokyo.
New York state man breaks one-handed clapping record.
WTF We Learned This Week.
Humans are not born with kneecaps.
Foxtrot unboxes a package he received in the mail.
Bonus after party audio: Intergalactic Boba Runners admire their new Slam City full-color die cut vinyl stickers. A business without a sign is a sign of no business.
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Added September 09th, 2020
Episode 144: Protect Ya Nectar
The Intergalactic Boba Runners were unable to record this episode from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio, since Gemini Jackson was on the CSCB (Chicken Skins, Chicken Bones) campaign trail.
Please pardon the audio quality for this episode. Our creative and very appreciated staff had already prepared most of the show’s content and needed to give our Slam Citizens new audio, so Julio Tejas would mail us that check. None of your fearless and greasy hosts could make it to the studio, so the warmth of our golden voices were not recorded through our gently used Neumann U67’s. We had to use our virtual meeting headsets, yuck.
Special thanks to Jaymark, Jenny Huan, Regina Veracruz, and Peter Quistgard for continuing their hard work and dedication despite our logistical obstacles this time around in support of Future President Gemini Jackson and the Skins and Bones Party. No thanks to whoever drank the rest of the Sugar Free Crisp Pear Red Bulls.
Episode 144 Notes.
Philias sponsored by Foxbox VPN.
How Was Your Week?
The Burrito throws Hurricane Laura under the bus in the new segment Under The Bus.
What I Had For Lunch.
GMN had tapas for dinner. Everything in his presidential suite is a TV.
During What I Had For Lunch, Gemini gets a call from his campaign manager when it’s Burrito turn, so Gemin takes off his headset and lays it down while Burrito, Foxtrot, and Arthur continue the game. The echo is only temporary and stops when Gemini returns to the virtual meeting.
Chicken Skin Dumplings, GMN’s Chicken Shack.
Streetwalkers mixed with Nightcrawlers are Streetcrawlers.
Spamwich, Spammich.
This Is The Newz.
‘Worrying’ house listed for sale has its own nine-cell prison next to the kitchen.
Woman Risks Life to Save Husband’s Gundam Collection During Intense Flood.
Pipeline explodes in Slam City, Coast Guard says six people are missing.
Lori Loughlin sentenced to 2 months in college-admissions scandal; husband gets 5 months.
The International Space Station has sprung ‘a small air leak,’ so a NASA astronaut and 2 cosmonauts are hunkering down to help find and repair it.
The Mad Signtist turned green lights in Spokane into pot leaves.
Count is in for 100 gallons of coins found at NC aquarium. Winning guess was $1 short.
NC police asking for the public’s help finding a man who test drove a truck valued at $40K, didn’t come back.
8,600 Funko Pop! Vinyl figures form the world’s largest mosaic.
Bear wanders into a California grocery store, steals bag of chips.
Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland.
Australian gold hunters find two nuggets weighing 7.7 pounds.
Contents of mysterious safe left on N.Y. farm to remain mystery.
Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum.
‘Guess who’s moving?’ Texas mother of two gets insensitive eviction notice.
‘What in the heck was that?’: N.L. fisherman shocked to haul in long-nosed chimaera.
McDonald’s releasing first-ever new McNuggets flavor, other menu additions.
Krispy Kreme worker runs doughnut through glazer 25 times, creates monstrosity.
Domino’s introduces new Chicken Taco and Cheeseburger pizzas.
KFC drops ‘finger lickin’ good’ slogan amid coronavirus pandemic, blurs out catchphrase in new marketing materials.
Chicago restaurant’s $350 peanut butter and jelly sandwich likely world’s most expensive.
Elon Musk to unveil Neuralink progress with real-time neuron demonstration.
The UK island is littered with open coffins and human skeletons.
Snoop Dogg launches a wine label saying ‘you are what you drink’.
TIFU GTA Stripper Scene.
WTF We Learned This Week.
What’s A Hayseed?
Peyronie’s Disease.
Witchblade Discussion.
If you had to save valuables during a flood like mobile suit gundams, what would you save?
Uranium sounding rods.
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Added September 02nd, 2020
Episode 143: Boomchi
Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.
Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.
Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.
Spill the Beans, Burrito – Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.
This is the Newz
Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library
Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003’s Foolproof
Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes
Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family
Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino
Europe’s largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house
Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function
Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall
Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening
Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record
Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash
A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium’s luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested
YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them
Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius
Kellogg’s Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry
The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast
An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses
Poop transplant cures man’s ‘drunkenness disease’
56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer
Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time
Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!
Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million
The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.
‘National Anthem’ NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia
3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
Durian on a pizza
Slam City Durian Sour
86 US Agencies can arrest you
WAP
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Added August 26th, 2020
Episode 142: Circus Peanut Jellö Salad
Added August 20th, 2020
Episode 141: Egg Control Is Paramount
Added August 12th, 2020
Episode 140: Anything Barbacoa
Added August 05th, 2020