Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for Double X Quantimino, The Newz, What I Had For Lunch, and Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino
The first-ever product recall of a food because of its genetically engineered ingredients was when Taco Bell brand taco shells were pulled from stores after tests confirmed the presence of an ingredient not approved for human consumption.
What is your go-to at Taco Bell?
Deep dive into Mexican food.
Black holes ‘sing’ at a frequency similar to a B flat, but located 57 octaves below middle C.
What did you have your dck in before tiddies.
Last episode, Eric America mentioned in his Learning Corner that small breasts are often more attractive to men who’ve just eaten. McFly did the scientific studies about liking big breasts more before eating.
This Is The Newz.
Metallica’s BlizzCon Performance Ruined By Twitch.
TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to ‘Prove’ the Snow is Fake.
Phoenix family discovers 5,000 fentanyl pills inside daughter’s thrift store toy.
Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work.
Kids expelled from Catholic school over mom selling adult photos.
Perth police hunt a man with a swastika on forehead who attacked a woman using a flamethrower.
Fry’s Electronics suddenly went out of business.
200 Coffins Fall Into Sea As Cemetery Collapses in Italy.
1 In 3 Drivers Say Cars Are Too Full Of Junk To Have Room For Passengers.
Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.
Chinese court orders man to pay ex-wife $7,700 for housework in landmark divorce case.
What I Had For Lunch.
The Strive for Five AKA The Fifth Jack.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Around the globe, people are eating more cheese. Americans alone have gone from eating 16lbs to 37lbs of cheese each per year. Cheese consumption has even been growing in places like China which traditionally did not have much cheese consumption.
That after brushing your teeth you should spit, don’t rinse! Rinsing your mouth results in the protective ingredients being removed from your teeth.
When Mr. Potato Head was first introduced, parents were expected to supply their own potato. Federal regulations made the pieces less sharp, so Hasbro was forced to include a plastic potato with pre-made holes.
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Added March 04th, 2021
Episode 168: Onaception
Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to record another triple uranium episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
Double X Quantimino.
Getting through city life without electricity, running water, and the Internet.
Bug out bags, long johns, flushing with melted snow.
Onaholes.
If power went out while you were at the grocery store, what would you loot?
How many Hot Wheels would fit in a Walmart shopping cart?
Generic Plan B.
Godzilla Singular Point on Netflix.
New Godzilla has super-thick thighs thanks to Studio Ghibli anime veteran.
This Is The Newz.
Warren police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops.
Man back behind bars for carjacking 16-year-old girl just 20 minutes after prison release.
Turkish man strikes up 37-year friendship with swan.
All You Can Eat Restaurant Forced To Close After Two Weeks Because Customers Ate Too Much.
Japan’s ruling party wants more women at meetings — unless they talk.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Saitama begins plans to regulate how to use escalators, prohibit walking up and down.
Japanese toilets become even more high-tech with new floating panels.
Anime figures damaged in earthquake? Tokyo manufacturer offers to repair them for free.
Sakura tacos? The Tokyo treat we didn’t know we needed until right now.
More Newz.
McDonald’s is selling chicken hoodies for $5.
This Chameleon May Be The World’s Tiniest Reptile, But Its Genitals Are Huge.
Every Honda CR-V Hybrid Comes with a Fart Joke in Its VIN.
Lil Uzi Vert just revealed the real story behind that diamond face implant.
Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” interpolated to 60fps 4k is freaking everyone out.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
In 1958, Momofuku Ando invented instant ramen and established Nissin Foods. “Chikin Ramen” became their first flavor. He went on to create “Top Ramen” and “Cup Noodles”. Before this, ramen was considered a luxury food for most people.
There is a usually harmless condition called penile melanosis which causes a man’s penis to become spotted with brown or black spots, which can form on the head or the shaft.
Small breasts are often more attractive to men who’ve just eaten.
“Astronaut” means star sailor and the word is coined by NASA.
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Added February 26th, 2021
Episode 167: Thought Audit
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Soggy Ben, and Arthur deliver a Quantimino™ powered triple uranium episode from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino
Whale That Washed Up on Florida Beach Turns Out to Be an Entirely New Species
Cryptid discussion – Chupacopycat, Daddy Bigfoot
If you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend those 24 hours?
What does Brian McFly keep in his bug out bag?
This Is The Newz.
‘First 3D-printed home in U.S.’ for sale in New York.
Four travelers eat 66 pounds of oranges to avoid extra airline fees: ‘Never want to have any oranges again’.
Subway offers ‘ITSREAL’ deal on tuna subs following fake fish allegations.
Man in bond court attempts to virtually flirt with the judge.
Japan Looks To Amend Copyright Law To Force Some Cosplayers To Pay To Cosplay.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese train driver falls asleep while operating a train.
Former schoolgirl sues Tokyo high school that made her drop out for breaking no-dating rule.
Man arrested in Japan for selling modified Pokémon to Sword and Shield players.
Pokémon Centre in Japan apologizes for a mistake, makes plushie even more valuable.
More Newz.
Man accused of groping an EMT at the scene of a Bronx fire was having a seizure.
‘I’m not a cat,’ says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap.
Man pleads guilty to placing dead animals on neighbor’s gravestone while dressed as a woman.
WWE stars put POO in Dwayne Johnson’s lunchbox and warned him to not leave food.
Sea cucumbers pinch out ‘5 Eiffel Towers worth’ of poop per reef, per year.
Man killed after cannon explodes at baby shower.
Tour Joe Pesci’s Mansion, Which Is Covered in Joe Pesci Posters.
Chinese researchers send an ‘uncrackable’ quantum message to space.
A hacker modified drinking water chemical levels in a US city.
Police seize $60 million of bitcoin! Now, where’s the password?
Cops playing copyrighted music to stop video of them being posted online.
Japan’s Kitchen Origin Is Selling a 12,000-Calorie Bento Called the “Meat Castle Wall”.
Raising the steaks: First 3-D-printed rib-eye is unveiled.
Taco Bell Releases All-Purpose Seasoning.
What I Had For Lunch.
Cheese Whiz, Whiz Poisoning, Whizzing.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
A BBC 2 show called Inside the Factory that went behind the scenes at the Nestlé plant in York, England, revealed a little-known fact about the beloved candy bars – the crispy wafers are stuffed with crushed-up Kit Kats. In other words, Kit Kats are filled with other Kit Kats.
A Korean folktale called The Farting Daughter-in-law or Banggwijaengi myeoneuri. It’s about a woman who destroys her husband’s house with one of her destructive farts which causes his family to throw her out. They take her back after she knocks fruit off a tree with her farts.
Betsy Ross didn’t actually make the first American flag in 1776. It was a story made up by her grandson, 100 years later.
R.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space
…Young never got as much name recognition as your Neil Armstrongs or your John Glenns. But he does hold one absolutely amazing record that deserves to be memorialized today, in a spirit of acknowledging the importance of playfulness (and hunger) in humanity’s journey toward the stars: He was the first man to get yelled at by Congress for smuggling a corned beef sandwich into space.
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Added February 20th, 2021
Episode 166: Life on a Shelf
Slam City welcomes a new co-host to the show, Brian McFly AKA Soggy Ben. The episode opens with 13 MySpace Questions with Brian followed by odd news commentary, lunch, and learning.
Double X Quantimino.
13 MySpace Questions with Brian McFly.
True of False roller coaster with Four Olivias.
Walk-up Songs.
Cereal Killers.
One wish.
Brian McFly Meal.
Renting Teen Wolf at Blockbuster Video.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Miles “Tails” Prower
IYDCT.
Brian McFly’s debut WIHFL.
This Is The Newz.
Doctor’s warning over beauty craze that uses erection cream to make lips bigger.
Subway’s tuna does not contain tuna.
Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to “HOLLYBOOB”.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Why are some people in Japan paying big money for an old cassette tape?
Osaka accidentally mails out funeral service ads to people infected with coronavirus.
Rice made out of soybeans is coming.
A 189-year old Kyoto tea merchant creates matcha pizzas.
More Newz.
Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky.
Burrito shares a Chucky story of his own.
Man breaks world record for eating Carolina reaper chili peppers
Facebook apologizes for confusing a landmark name with an offensive term.
A teenager emerging from a 10-month coma has no knowledge of pandemic.
Hitler’s toilet seat looted by a US soldier during World War II up for auction.
What I Had For Lunch.
Burrito recalls a memory about Back In Time by Huey Lewis and the News.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
During the 2014 Groundhog Day festival, New York mayor Bill de Blasio dropped the Staten Island Zoo’s weather-predicting groundhog on its head, killing it — which was then covered up by zoo officials who claimed Staten Island Chuck had “died of natural causes”.
Graffiti artist Banksy sought to trademark his image of a protester throwing flowers. The trademark office denied it on the grounds of him having no interest in selling his work. In the ruling they used a quote from one of Banksy’s books: “copyright is for losers”.
The Beach Boys made it up. There is no place called Kokomo off the Florida Keys.
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Added February 11th, 2021
Episode 165: 美しい混乱 (Beautiful Mess)
Dudes in a Booth deliver another triple uranium episode to the Quantimino™ from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
Godzilla vs Kong.
Resident Evil Village Tall Vampire Lady.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Final Parade.
Collecting animation cels.
This Is The Newz.
Gamestop, Wall Street, Hedge Funds, Reddit.
Essex academic’s imposter ‘copied work and tattoos’.
Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos.
Rare US gold coin dating from 1787 sold for 9m dollars.
McDonald’s Customer Enraged As Delivery Boy Cancels Order; Eats It Outside Her Home.
Georgia man charged with scamming nearly $1 million from grocery store.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Domino’s pizza now comes with tapioca and dango ball stuffed crust.
These two types of chocolate ramen are going to make Valentine’s Day extra-sweet.
Japan’s Tenga wants to create a masturbatory aid for people to use in outer space.
Japanese train conductor flips off rail fan photographer.
More Newz.
Judo Gene Lebell Confirms Choking Steven Seagal Until Seagal Pooped Himself.
Nashville lawyer suspended after posting advice on how to make murder look like self-defense.
Woman demands family pay for a second wedding because she didn’t like the photos from the first.
Oklahoma State Lawmaker Introduces Bigfoot Hunting Season Bill.
An 18-wheeler carrying a load of honeybees flips, causes road closure near downtown.
Adobe Flash Shutdown Halts Chinese Railroad for Over 16 Hours Before Pirated Copy Restores Ops.
CiCi’s Pizza Declares Bankruptcy.
China rolls out anal swab coronavirus test, saying it’s more accurate than throat method.
Woman performs sex act on thief during petrol station raid in Slovakia.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
The little 3-legged plastic pizza table (pizza saver) was invented in 1974, which the inventor called “SEPI” or “Separador de pizza”.
Godzilla was originally created as a metaphor for the relationship between humans and nuclear weapons. Its skin is not based on reptile scales but the burn wounds found on the survivors of the Hiroshima bombing.
A band released a playable record made out of ice.
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Added February 04th, 2021
Episode 164: Slurp Game
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur continue their brainstorming session for the hit original series Wilderness Man and discuss crane games, Moira Quirk, odd news commentary, what they had for lunch, skating rinks, and things that they learned. Eric America joins the banter.
Double X Quantimino.
Wilderness Man Brainstorming Session: Dude stuck in the wilderness. Gotta keep himself sane.
Wilderness Man characters: Ezekiel the Squirrel, Babbling Brooke, Scott Forest, Trey the Tree.
Wilderness Man game show ideas.
3 Mbps Upload Speed.
Choking on Food.
Burrito’s Nippon News.
Japan now has talking Evangelion ATMs.
Shinjuku arcade breaks the Guinness World Record for having the most crane games.
Sakura is set to bloom early in Tokyo.
Cherry blossom curry is set to bring spring to your plate even before the sakura arrive.
Crane Games.
American Gladiators.
The Floor Is Lava.
Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Moira Quirk.
Movie Idea: 2000 Late.
This Is The Newz.
Auction bids are topping $57,000 for a rare $20 banknote with Del Monte sticker on it.
A woman ruled dead in 2017 fights to be declared alive.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home.
Hot Pockets stuffed with ‘glass and plastic’ shards spark mass recall.
Taco Bell Enters the “Chicken Wars” with a New 2021 Offering.
China debuts a train prototype that can hit speeds of 620 kilometers per hour.
1st preserved dinosaur butthole is ‘perfect’ and ‘unique,’ paleontologist says.
‘Cocaine bananas’ arrive at Kelowna grocery stores after mix up from Colombia.
What I Had For Lunch.
Skating rinks, heely fight club.
Zachary’s Redemption.
Megalo Box.
Learning Corner with Eric Van Wilder AKA Eric America.
500lb cactus arm.
Animal Crackers.
Revenge Bedtime Procrastination.
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Added January 28th, 2021
Episode 163: Tear Up The Check
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur discuss an epiphany, The Wall game show, pet peeves, Foo Fighters songs, odd news commentary, lunch, DVDs, and Legoland.
Double X Quantimino.
A long conversation about The Wall game show.
Pet Peeves – No desktop mode allowed when browsing websites on smartphones, programs changing where options are located, wet socks.
Burrito’s Nippon News.
We taste the new Japanese KitKat, aged in whisky barrels in Islay, Scotland.
Foo Fighters unveil an exclusive new Japanese sake.
The Colour and the Shape discussion.
Nippon News continued:
Genital manju sweets, with a dash of “pubic hair”, raise eyebrows in Japan.
This Is The Newz.
Burger King is changing its logo after 20 years in a massive rebrand.
Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom.
Two ‘masked bandits’ raid California bank, and they didn’t want money.
Mystery Monolith Found in Fort Worth.
‘Magic mushrooms’ grow in man’s blood after injection with shroom tea.
Scientists Want to Shorten the Minute to 59 Seconds.
CIA releases UFO ‘Black Vault’ documents early.
Sex doll manufacturer creating new ‘monster’ models with tails and vampire teeth.
Toto’s Wellness Toilet Concept Analyzes Poop.
What I Had For Lunch.
WTF We Learned This Week.
Composer John Williams.
Gemini and Burrito reminisce about DVDs and VHS tapes from their Blockbuster days.
Legoland.
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Added January 21st, 2021
Episode 162: Lunch Table
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
Double X Quantimino.
We did not make New Year’s resolutions.
Burrito Bandito dusted off his weight bench.
Working out.
Shopping without a cart.
D.A.R.E.
If you were going to be without all of your electronic devices, phones, computers, radios, TVs in a remote cabin for a week, how would you keep yourself sane?
Wilderness Man plays The Price Is Right with squirrels.
Surprise Birthday Party for Burrito Bandito.
Spoiler alerts starting at 18:10 – WW84 Film Review by Burrito Bandito.
Wonder Woman 1984: Odd choices, missed opportunities, and a big WTF moment.
Fast forward to 53:07 to skip the Burrito’s Wonder Woman film review.
This Is The Newz.
Denmark launches a children’s TV show about a man with a giant penis.
To combat declining birth rate, Japan to begin offering “Breeding Visas” to foreigners.
Teen has hands blown off after firework explodes during illegal racing event on the East Side.
Conspiracy theorists share a schematic for “5G chip” they claim is implanted in COVID-19 vaccines – only it’s actually for the Boss Metal Zone.
Monolith appears next to a hiking trail at Wisconsin park.
New Law Requires Federal Agents to Identify Themselves to Protesters.
Chipotle launches cauliflower rice nationwide as consumers cut grains from their diets.
Man files lawsuit over ‘Hawaiian rolls’ not being made in Hawaii.
What I Had For Lunch.
Feetdevil / Feet Hunter.
Hard Boiled Eggs in Ramen, Rollers, Fideo, Corn Nuts.
WTF We Learned This Week.
All toads are bumpy frogs.
Frenchie Frog.
Saturn’s rings are estimated to only be 10-100 million years old.
Planetary Protection Officer.
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Added January 14th, 2021
Episode 161: WVS Brainstorming Sessions, Volume 1
WVS Brainstorming Sessions is a compilation of recorded ideas and conversations from the Slam City podcast with Gemini, Foxtrot, Arthur, and Burrito about the White Van Scam franchise.
White Van Scam (WVS) is a slice of life space opera. Intergalactic boba runner Booba Gettz is tasked with selling overstock speakers out of the back of a white van. Otherwise, Bossman is gonna kill him.
Booba Gettz is everyone in the White Van Scam story. Booba Gettz is Bossman. All of the dimensions converge in the WVS timeline. The Crazy One has Everything.
For Episode 2, the WVS concept was repeated: selling speakers out of a white van.
In Episode 3, Booba Gettz experiences love at first sight. Enter Tonya Tottz. Booba tries to sell Tonya speakers but ends up asking her out to lunch instead.
In Episode 4, Booba and Tonya meet at Taqueria Acapulco on Earth for lunch. The food truck reminds Tonya of a taqueria on her home planet, TA7. Booba orders the Boobarito. Tonya cannot decide which salsa to get.
In Episode 5, we find out how Booba got the job selling speakers. He answers a craigslist ad and attends his job interview wearing a polo shirt with a tie. Booba is hired then trains with Bossman in a scene like Training Day. They go out in a white van to sell speakers. Bossman is a crackhead with a heart of gold. At the end of the episode, Booba kills Bossman.
At the beginning of Episode 6, we realize that Booba killing Bossman was only a figment of Booba’s imagination. Back to the present time, Booba is at the beach clownin’ but also trying to sell speakers because he “ordered too many”. He sees Tonya with another guy who turns out to be her brother. Booba is also trying to avoid the cops.
Booba disguises his van as an intergalactic boba stand. Tonya loves intergalactic boba from back home. Booba’s sidekick Bobby Gettz, not short for Robert, works the boba stand. Pearl Pittz is Bobby’s girlfriend. Pearl works at Feet Is Feet. In the show, you only see her feet. J Jelly Jameson is Bossman’s real name.
In Episode 7, Bobby takes a bullet for Booba while they are being chased by the Intergalactic Boba Commission. Booba goes back in time to get Young Booba to work the boba stand. Young Booba doesn’t know what to do, so he just uses everything then invents The Crazy One.
Businesses at the SH69 food truck trailer park: Taqueria Acapulco, Fiarrhea, Tofuin Around, The Crazy One, Feet Is Feet, Fortune Teller
Added January 06th, 2021
Episode 160: The Land of Free Cheese
Foxtrot and Burrito were off for the holidays, so this episode replays a couple segments from recent episodes that feature them: Fun Facts About Godzilla and Power Tool Hustle. Gemini and Arthur did the odd news commentary and played What I Had For Lunch. Arthur recalls a strange dream that he had.
Arthur connected to Daddy Juice Energy Studio from a lo-fi parallel of the Quantimino™, so his audio quality is not triple uranium output this episode.
Double X Quantimino – Replay Edition.
Fun Facts About Godzilla (from Episode 154).
Power Tool Hustle (from Episodes 153-156).
This Is The Newz.
Man jailed for life over $20 marijuana sale has been freed.
Dark web drug trafficker used $50K to pay his mortgage.
Nature is not healing.
12-Year-Old ‘DJ’ Who Organised Rave Parties In School Loo Comes Home To Find His Equipment Confiscated.
Kung Fu Masters in China Who Practice the Painful Looking Dying Tradition Known as ‘Iron Crotch’.
Women find chrome ‘Z’ under North Las Vegas bench to win $10,000 in nationwide treasure hunt.
Sony yanks Cyberpunk 2077 from Playstation store after outcry.
KFC launches 4K, 240FPS gaming console with a built-in chicken warmer.
Couple Win Cash Equivalent Of 60 Years’ Worth Of Domino’s Pizza After Naming Son Dominic.
Pepsi is launching ‘cocoa’ cola, a drink made to taste like hot chocolate with marshmallows.
McDonald’s To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China.
Woman pays for a stranger’s McDonald’s but regrets it after finding out the price.
McDonald’s is launching Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets.
Tractor-trailer crash spills 20,000 pounds of cheese balls on highway.
Ridiculously expensive Tokyo sandwich for 8,650 yen.
What I Had For Lunch.
Marco’s Pizza.
Gemini caught a cold.
Arthur’s strange dream.
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Added December 29th, 2020