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Episode 288: Waxing Gibbons

Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms. Double X Quantimino Palindromes follow-up: “go hang a salami, I’m a […]

Episode 287: Infinity Monkeys

Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie Double X Quantimino Best experience: listening to the album, listening to […]

Episode 286: Rabbit Season

Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle. Double X Quantimino Midnight snacks Palindromes Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance Buy 3, […]

Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness

Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories. Double X Quantimino Let me tell you about […]

Episode 284: We’re Going To A Party

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz – Ref: haven’t had beef in a while If you had to choose: jzz blood OR […]

Episode 283: Cartesian Others

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news. Double X Quantimino You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you? Sheets The […]

Episode 282: Mercury Lacks Moons

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast. Double X Quantimino Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha Arthur almost littered Keep your name or change it? Hoar Jen Ecks Yesterday (2019 film) Attempting tirelessness […]

Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino Massage therapy from dudes How to clean your rifle Hairy limbs Hypothetical Meta […]

Episode 280: Under The Influence of Brisket and Pasghetti

Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news. Double X Quantimino Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials Bot bigotry Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools Plug In & Hate, Part 1: […]

Episode 279: Skipping Rocks

Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta-Analysis – Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. […]