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Episode 258: The Night, Act II – Cape Cod

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Episode 258: The Night, Act II - Cape Cod

00:00 / 47:44

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode of Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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River Flirting

Scarred memory / Urshers Herpz

Plug In & Hate – charitable foundations in their names

Live Nude Girls

This Is The Newz

Customer films self ‘watching’ young worker running Domino’s alone, sparking debate

Alabama judge suspended after mocking Asian accent in the courtroom

Brazilian Anaesthetist Filmed Putting His Penis in Pregnant Woman’s Mouth After Heavily Sedating Her During C-Section

Billie Faiers accidentally drinks her sister Sam’s ‘really good’ placenta juice

Suspect committed an indecent act along trail in Aurora and then ran back into woods naked

Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea

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Added November 04th, 2022

Episode 257: The Night, Act I – Sauce

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Episode 257: The Night, Act I - Sauce

00:00 / 41:57

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur record another triple uranium episode at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations about life, lunch, and odd news.

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Saucing

Nachos

You have 90 minutes to kill in a waiting room. No phone. No Internet. How are you passing the time?

Sex toys no longer taboo but why can’t we casually bring up butt plugs?

This Is The Newz

Worker who was accidentally paid 300 times his salary takes the money and runs

Call to tighten New Zealand law that allows public pooing if no one watching

Nancy Reagan, former first lady, is honored with new ‘Forever Stamp’

New Port Richey man arrested after throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer

Bear dramatically falls from 49-foot-tall tree

What I Had For Lunch

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Added November 01st, 2022

Episode 256: All About Our Cheddar

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Episode 256: All About Our Cheddar

00:00 / 56:50

The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Gourmet doughnuts

Reaction audio for Target swimwear commercial

She’s a 10, but…

Plug In & Hate – fast food ghost pepper

Pens

This Is The Newz

Man left with ‘whistling scrotum’ after botched surgery

Fears ‘Gimp Man’ has returned after latex pervert ambushes couple walking home

Man Allegedly Airdropped Lewd Photos of Himself to Fellow Plane Passengers

Family identifies woman killed at Atlanta Subway over sandwich order

Man arrested after attempting to shoplift 11 cases of beer from Seattle Safeway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fire chief in Akita starts forest fire trying to scare away wasp

Retired Member of Parliament arrested pretending to be active MP for first-class train tickets

Man who gambled entire Japanese town’s COVID relief money arrested

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Added October 27th, 2022

Episode 255: Lend Us Some Sugar, We Are Your Neighbors

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Episode 255: Lend Us Some Sugar, We Are Your Neighbors

00:00 / 1:05:58

Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.

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Go Big or Go Home? – Instead of bonuses, Julio offers to buy us Rolexes. Will you be modest knowing that your choice might be rejected for being too expensive or take a chance on what you think you deserve?

Arthur the Arbiter – Domino’s on Dominotice – Domino’s 2-minute curbside fail

Brainstorm – conceptualize a made up pod titled “Squirters”

What keywords were you using when you first got into searching for porn?

This Is The Newz

Truck hauling bees overturns in Choctaw County

Tractor-trailer carrying cheese catches fire on Ohio interstate

‘Vintage’ Burger King Restaurant Found Fully Intact Behind a Wall at a Mall in Delaware

Naturopaths ‘not bound by science,’ lawyer argues in B.C. hearing on fecal transplants for autism

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

This Japanese supermarket has either the kindest or cruelest slogan, but no one’s sure which

Burger King Japan is offering dried ramen instead of French fries in its combo meals

Man who got entire town’s COVID relief money believed to have lost it all at online casinos

What I Had For Lunch

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Working title: Universal Collective Consciousness

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Added October 22nd, 2022

Episode 254: Blackcurrants, Megalodong, and The Beaded Curtain Bunch

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Episode 254: Blackcurrants, Megalodong, and The Beaded Curtain Bunch

00:00 / 59:23

Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.

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Fill in the blank to describe your cohost: “The _____-ing Wonder of the World”

The Shrettuce Debate

BNN DXQ: Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says

This Is The Newz

Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view

Man gets extreme, super-gonorrhea after unprotected sex with prostitute

Experts slam man who claims to have built a 1.4million-strong ‘frog army’

Prehistoric monster shark Megalodon had huge 20-foot penis and may have returned

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi police on lookout for scoundrel who stole public toilet’s flushing handle

Man who accidentally received entire town’s COVID-19 relief money vanishes

No more neckties! Japanese prefecture abolishes necktie dress code for government employees

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: WIHFL R&B Jam, Eating or Shoving?

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Added October 13th, 2022

Episode 253: The Biscuit on Ol’ 49

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Episode 253: The Biscuit on Ol’ 49

00:00 / 56:28

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.

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Balls of Energy / Ball Lightning

White Van Scam Revisited – You’re in Slam City walking down the street in the beaded curtain district. You see a white van parked in a sketchy alleyway. What words are scrawled on the side that get you to walk over and take a look?

Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

20 Mosquitoes or 20 Cockroaches?

Moving to Mars

This Is The Newz

Hong Kong’s Jumbo floating restaurant sinks at sea

Bon voyage: Old subway cars float off across New York Harbor

Montreal protesters go topless after Quebec City police harass sunbathing woman

Woman Topless on a Blanket Doing Macrame While Smoking A Cigarette on a Sunny Day

CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese woman receives Kobe beef croquettes after waiting nine years, and she was lucky.

Starbucks Taiwan’s new Mango on the Beach Frappuccino is full of fun, summery vibes

Japan Rail West offering chance to sleep in a platypus’ mouth

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Working title: Mango on the Beach

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Added October 08th, 2022

Episode 252: Vermilion

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Episode 252: Vermilion

00:00 / 54:52

Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.

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Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist

Peaches

Turn signals

Meta-analysis of the lyrics to “Gloria” by Laura Branigan

The Banana Trick

This Is The Newz

Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India

Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates

Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana

Couple branded ‘takeaway police’ for measuring pizza proving it wasn’t 15 inches

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama

A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine

Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages

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Added October 04th, 2022

Episode 251: Diluvium

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Episode 251: Diluvium

00:00 / 1:27:01

We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.

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Memory Lane: Gleeking

Maker’s Mark Commercial

You shockin’ yourself?

McFly ruined Arthur’s week by paying full price for the McFly Meal.

How much to give to a GoFundMe?

This Is The Newz

Lizzo rerecords ‘Grrrls’ following criticism over ableist lyric

GEICO to pay $5.2M to woman who says she caught STD in former partner’s car

Two rescued after falling into M&M Mars factory chocolate tank

Company offering $2K to release 100 cockroaches in your home

US Man Arrested Thrice in 3 Weeks For Having Too Many Bird Feeding Trays

Woman woke up from a coma to discover her fiancé ghosted her

If You Blended Up Everyone in the World, It Would Create a Meatball That Fits in Central Park

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Spicy fish egg theme park opens newest location in Gunma Prefecture

Tokyo rapper arrested for tagging Yamanote Line while drunk

Weird Japanese vending machine find of the day: Cream in cans?

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Added October 01st, 2022

Episode 250: Imposition 100% Pure Plutonium

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Episode 250: Imposition 100% Pure Plutonium

00:00 / 44:57

We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.

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“The Reflex” by Duran Duran and Popular Music from the 1980s

The Arbiter missed out on his free Mexican Pizza.

Rotisserie chicken

This Is The Newz

Crazed customer busted in shooting of Chinese food delivery man

What Your Sexts (or Lack Thereof) Say About Your Relationship

Overturned truck loses 7,700 pounds of frozen pies on Illinois highway

Mom Accidentally Buys Tickets to Red Hot Chili Peppers Bagpipe Tribute Band

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Never waste time arguing about what to eat for dinner again with Japan’s Six Noodle Dice

New “wet” potato chips revolutionise the snack industry in Japan

Town in Yamaguchi accidentally sends everyone’s COVID-19 relief money to one person

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Added September 23rd, 2022

Episode 249: Impersonating An Apartment Complex

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Episode 249: Impersonating An Apartment Complex

00:00 / 1:09:26

With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.

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The Dog-a (Dog Saga) comes to an end soon. Will Brian choose (re)vengeance or forgiveness?

Brainstorm sesh: Slam City album cover

Dairy Queen

DXQ Outro

This Is The Newz

Man in Texas smashes ancient museum artifacts worth millions

Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

Employees at Sonic Drive-In call police to report python in kitchen

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Set of 4,368 train tickets goes on sale to commemorate Japan Railways 150th anniversary

We test out the portable shower backpack Amazon recommended to us (which also only has two stars)

Blind fighters only at Street Fighter V e-sports tournament to be held in Tokyo, streamed online

Matchbox Twenty

What I Had For Lunch

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Added September 19th, 2022