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Episode 216: Corpulent Pancitas

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These are the sounds of four dudes in a booth, a British voice-over lady, and an Italian pop-punk band joining together at Daddy Juice Energy Studio and creating an episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. You’re cordially invited to hear possibly the best entertainment that you’ll have all week.

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When We Were Young Festival

Bono Admits He’s “So Embarrassed” by U2’s Music

Gemini’s Nickelbox: U2

AVN award nominees for clever titles

Arthur’s fax “joke”

Gemini fashionista: slacks that are actually sweat pants

Arthur the Arbiter: Changing menu prices

This Is The Newz

Logan Paul Paid $3.5 Million for Rare Pokémon Cards. They Might Be Fake.

Israeli woman sues after unwittingly inspiring a sex doll

Model Says Drake Puts Hot Sauce In Condoms To Kill Sperm And Not Get Trapped

Japanese woman gives up baby, sues sperm donor for $3 million after learning he lied

Michigan man wins $402,063 lottery jackpot on 71st birthday

Burrito’s Nippon News

Elevator button factory tour in Japan knows EXACTLY what kids (and kids at heart) want to do

Kyoto police using targeted YouTube ads to warn would-be voyeurs

Burger King straight-up serves beef patties on their own in Japan for a limited time

What I Had For Lunch

Prone bone

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Episode 215: The Feeling That It’s All a Lot of Oysters but No Pearls

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There’s reason to believe maybe this year is better than the last. It’s one more day up in the canyons, and it’s one more night in Slam City. If you think you might come to the Beaded Curtain District, we think you should. Yeeahhh!

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Dog barking update: The Showdown

You’re demoing a new speaker system. What’s your go-to song?

How would your young adult self react if Gayle’s ABCDEFU was written about you?

Mosaic Massacre: Man uses AI to “destroy” censor mosaics in Japanese adult videos

Pocket Tupperware

Gemini went to Las Vegas

Checkout error, cashier’s fault

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas women accused of hiding stolen cash, Rolex in genitals

Two Florida Women Attack Man With Glitter, Face Felony Charges

Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their A$$es

Doctor who branded his initials on patients’ livers no longer allowed to practice medicine

Former preschool teacher who now makes a living as a BBW model on OnlyFans.

Pensioner murdered with crossbow was ‘taken advantage of’ by ‘conman’

Burrito’s Nippon News

New “boss’ treat” vending machines in Japan give out free drinks if you use them with a coworker

Burger King adds Clown Fries and craft buns soaked in butter to menu in Japan

The top 30 foods that go best with white rice, according to Japanese netizens

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 214: Paper Crowns and Barnacles

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Your favorite part-time friends take you on a roller coaster ride on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast with random discussion topics, news commentary, and food. Bring a change of clothes.

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What if you could approve or deny gravity? OR Is gravity clumsy or just me?

Jason Derulo Attacks Men After Being Called Usher

Melania or Throat Goat Reagan? no politics, just shear sexual conjecture

MFK with Pelosi, Boebert, and AOC

This Is The Newz

Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll

Fish fall from the sky during rainstorm in eastern Texas

Melania Trump to auction white hat and other items for $250,000 minimum bid

What It’s Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman

Soft toy that nibbles to relieve stress is unveiled at tech convention

Tenn. lawmaker apologizes after arguing with ref, ejection at HS basketball game

KFC to launch plant-based fried chicken made with Beyond Meat nationwide

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 213: High Heat, Baby!

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Your fearless and greasy hosts bring a fun-filled round of DXQ, odd news commentary, BNN, and What I Had For Lunch on your favorite radio show.

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Burrito’s Nickelbox – “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam and “The One I Love” by REM

Wedgies

Brian asks for dog advice

This Is The Newz

Dad saddled with $20,000 credit card bill after daughter’s in-game spending spree on Genshin Impact

Bank hands out £130m in Christmas blunder

90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised

San Antonio’s Pabst Blue Ribbon tweets New Year’s advice for sober followers: ‘Try eating ass!’

Woman found smuggling spider monkeys in duffel bag across U.S. border

Little Caesars’ Hot-N-Ready pizza no longer costs $5

North Korea claims Kim Jong Un’s dad invented the burrito

Burrito’s Nippon News

This Robo Chef will make you perfect fried rice without any need to lift a heavy wok

Ramen tea? Unusual drink is hot in more than ways than one

Bathe in the soothing golden waters of the Bathtime Manneken Pis yellow water gun kit

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 212: Sally Philosophy

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Grab your listening device and hang out with your all-time favorite part-time friends from Slam City on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This could be the best part of your week. Why listen to a lukewarm podcast when you have the center of the sun right here?

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Digital detox.

Fara Day, a holiday for digital detox.

Getting “Chipotle’d”

Vending machine idea

The coupon king asks a coupon question to his non-couponer bros.

Steel drums: remembering the music from Girls Gone Wild commercials

Subject Matter Expert Generalist (SMEG)

Brian’s Couch: existential crises that arise in the middle of the night

Getting older

This Is The Newz.

Cat burglar: New Zealand pet steals bong, bag of white powder and lacy underwear

Mom Forces Kids To Hand Over Build-A-Bear They Made At Her Daughter’s Birthday Party

Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours

Audi steps in to give ‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestant a car after controversial loss

Metairie man caught deceiving babysitters into changing his diapers arrested for second time

Finnish Man Blows Up Tesla Car Instead of Replacing Battery

‘Bloodthirsty’ squirrel attacks 18 people in Welsh village

UPS driver kidnapped, packages stolen in brazen Atlanta heist

Myanmar model-actor Paing Takhon named world’s ‘Most Handsome Face,’ sentenced to jail in same week

What I Had For Lunch

What Gemini and Arthur Had For Dinner Without Brian and Burrito

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Audio Editor: Scotty Sanders

Assistant Producer: Jaymark Balenciaga

Episode 211: Tamale Pilot in Wonderland

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Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! This entertaining show has what your ear holes need: assorted topics covered in humorous conversation, odd news commentary, and a guessing game involving food. The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District.

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Brian tested positive for Covid but not feeling that sick.

Greasy finance guy, Geoffrey Oglesby

Whistler, trach hole

Tamale Pirate

Coffee grinds that you dip

Will Brian fly to Irvine, CA for Vagrant’s 25th Anniversary?

Pizza bowls

Gemini’s body is a temple and a wonderland

Big Swig pickle-flavored sparkling water

Did the Macarena create world peace?

Birkenstocks

How would you feel if you bought a scratch-off ticket for someone as a birthday present, and they won $1 million from it?

This Is The Newz.

Woman, 48, lives — and dates — as her 22-year-old daughter at university

Book returned to Illinois college library was 49 years overdue

Minnesota teen’s 4-inch mouth gape recaptures Guinness World Record

McDonald’s teen employee hopped through drive-thru window to save customer choking on a chicken nugget

Local school districts relieved as a Tik Tok threat of ‘national shoot up your school day’ ends with no shootings

A Papa John’s restaurant manager says he was fired after 13 years with the company for closing 3 hours early amid ongoing hiring and retention challenges

Dallas Police Oversight Board Wants To Know Why Officers Seized Woman’s Bag Of Cash At Love Field

(Tamale Pilot)

Gal Gadot Launches New Line of Healthier Mac and Cheese, GOODLES

Eric Clapton successfully sues 55-year-old German widow for listing bootleg CD on eBay for $11

What I Had For Lunch

Fred Flintstone Yabba Dabba Don’t

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Episode 210: The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll

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Your search for that conversation you needed to feel well again ends here. Quick thoughts, clever commentary, and endless chuckles are intended results of your part-time best friends having a great time with a tape recorder and some microphones.

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Who are you freeing? Cosby, Elon, Britney, Baha Men

Barking dogs

Skambag

True or false?: Applebee’s boneless wings dipped in Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

Burrito watches a sandwich artist struggle every time

This Is The Newz.

What Does the Internet Smell Like? Sweat and Uncomfortable Office Chairs, According to This New Cologne

Georgia waitress gets $10,000 in tips after customer’s Facebook post

Why Are People Tweeting That Nancy Reagan Was the ‘Throat Goat’?

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Yoga teacher and students meditating on paddle boards swept into the ocean, rescued by canoer

Japanese woman finds wallet with 1 million yen, does the right thing, then something even better

Kansai area people more genetically predisposed to liking coffee than elsewhere in Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner

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You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino™. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth’s hot topics and news headlines.

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DXQ Level Newz: This “90 Day Fiancé” Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

Feetquently Asked Questions

The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

Cherry Cordials

This Is The Newz.

Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

Ex-McDonald’s worker ‘disturbed’ after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

Official Pokémon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Poké Ball table

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 208: Celery Tastes Like the Ranch You Put On It

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From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05

Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy

True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”

Finnish Prime Minister

Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint

Michelin Stars

Celery

Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2 

Macarena translation

This Is The Newz.

Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Mega-Church

Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars

Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man’s rear

‘Batman: The Animated Series’ Audio Drama in the Works with Original Cast

Sarco suicide capsule ‘passes legal review’ in Switzerland

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Flight out of Narita Airport delayed because of a turtle on the runway

(Burrito felt like he got hit by a truck after his vaccine booster.)

Man in Japan arrested for breaking into ex-girlfriend’s apartment to steal her Nintendo Switch

Japan’s new drinkable curry in a can

Pizza Hut sandwiches? Japanese lunch packs will never be the same again

Japanese company creates a tiny sock for your big toe

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Tree that smells like rotting fish is so invasive states are offering bounties to kill it

Jamaican Government Launches Campaign About How Great Weed Is

Salt truck overturns on I-88 in Aurora

New Hampshire woman allegedly kept mother’s corpse for months while Social Security payments continued

Jacques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91

Italian researchers have built a humanoid robot that may one day fly like Iron Man

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 207: Maybe Broken Furniture Got Limos Instead

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The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.

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Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.

A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”

Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains

Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?

Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.

Perpetual motion

Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus

Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify

Minutiae Moment brainstorm

Fanny pack for End Time

This Is The Newz.

Brass Against Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During “Welcome to Rockville” Set

Sold for $450m to Saudi prince, ‘Salvator Mundi’ deemed not painted by Leonardo

Cocaine worth $44 million found in onion rings cargo at UK border

Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake ‘Rent-A-Hitman’ website

Temple Police arrest woman seen in video throwing soup at restaurant employee’s face

Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn’t Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

“Who the hell are you?” Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him

Cat owner who sold car to pay for pet’s treatment gets huge surprise from world’s best buyer

Japanese police reminding drivers not to perform the illegal “Ibaraki Dash” maneuver

Starbucks unveils new Roasted Sweet Potato Frappuccino in Japan

More Newz.

FBI demands drivers in freeway cash grab return stolen money dropped by truck

A Truck Carrying $400K Worth of Jack Daniel’s Overturned in Tennessee

Albatross divorce rates going up due to climate change

‘It was pretty overdue’: Boise library book returned 110 years after being checked out

Thailand police warn sexy crispy pancake vendor to wear a bra, maintain social distance from customers

Hiding in plain sight: How one of the country’s most wanted fugitives led a quiet life in Lynnfield

He asked for a shorter jail term after cheating women for sex. Chief Justice doubles his sentence instead

New eco-friendly plastic made of SALMON SPERM is created in China

Catalytic converters stolen off 43 Riverside Unified buses

What I Had For Lunch

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