Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!
After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.
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Your bidding wars
Avril Lavigne – Pop punk’s princess? Or pop punk’s queen?
Arthur the Arbiter – Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.
Gender popcorn
Guestimation Unknown – the price of eggs
You have one hour.
Schmaltz
Brian’s JDate
Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle
This Is The Newz
86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships
Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t
Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills
Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees
Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!
Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten
Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women
Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”
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Added March 02nd, 2023
Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.
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Hypothetical Meta Analysis – The Vanna White biopic
Guestimation Unknown – Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.
Arthur the Arbiter – Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box
Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate
A conversation trap – answering incorrectly on purpose
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McDonald’s had adult Happy Meals
Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine
Londoners completely baffled as ‘cans of urine’ being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern
New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men
Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay
This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000
Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’
A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools
Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites
Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used
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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling
Added February 21st, 2023
Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores
Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.
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Irreplaceable Nostalgia – The Price Is Right
Crip walk
Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many
Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry
Measurable Twerk Capability
Wilson Phillips
Your exclusive audience
Compiling “The Hits” for Spotify, 3 songs
A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly – Anna Sorokin
This Is The Newz
A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit
Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man’s nose after Arkansas college football game
OnlyFans star saves customer’s life after noticing detail in x-rated chat
Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop
Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business
Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken
Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years
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Added February 13th, 2023
Episode 271: The Long Game
Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.
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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop
Irreplaceable Nostalgia – Batman: The Animated Series turned 30
Arthur went to a Kohl’s that’s closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub
Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident
Reaction Audio – 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date
This Is The Newz
Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says
Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested
Kanye West “hasn’t read any book,” says “it’s like eating Brussels sprouts”
Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back
50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery
Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax
Burrrito’s Nippon Newz
Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G
Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees
Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!
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Added February 06th, 2023
Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness
Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Eating raw meat
People who don’t eat flesh
Leonardo DiCaprio’s flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping
The Other Actors – movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else
Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones
Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?
Art the Arbiter – In-N-Out get your sh!t together
This Is The Newz
TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to ‘increase your vibrations.’ Experts warn against it, but ‘perineum sunning’ keeps going viral.
McDonald’s says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry ‘hurts everyone’
Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands
Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature
Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis
Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home
Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits
Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion
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Added January 30th, 2023
Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles
Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.
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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole
Irreplaceable nostalgia
Holding parking spots
“We didn’t have coffee.”
Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?
Swiped on a shorty
Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT
What’s your Cheers?
Gemini’s brownies were not delivered
Peter Popoff’s miracle water
Samus Aran’s Zero Suit
This Is The Newz
See Papa John’s new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust
Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome
Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot
Scared beachgoers call police over ‘murdered woman’ as sex doll washes up
(Lovefool feline singalong)
Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops
Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony
Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine
(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)
Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days
Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates
What I Had For Lunch
Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched
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Added January 19th, 2023
Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos
Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.
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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.
Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.
Remember Chris Gaines?
The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs
This Is The Newz
Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall
Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time
Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind
Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police
A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas
Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party
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Added January 12th, 2023
Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley
A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?
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Brainstorm: Brian’s one-hour comedy special announcer intro
Wrestler names
Finishing touches
Kangaroo nipples
Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon
The Unwatch List – Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back
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Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home
Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home
Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains
A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area
Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music
What I Had For Lunch
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Added January 05th, 2023
Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna
From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.
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Time dilation
Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card
Cheesy pizza?
Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)
Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card
This Is The Newz
Brian’s Animal Corner
Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies
Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find
How to stop your vacuum from spying on you
Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes
Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray
Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers
Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn’t have a license
Man scammed 11-year-old’s lemonade stand with fake $100 bill
Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks
Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table
Missouri pastor says congregation is ‘poor, broke, busted’ for not buying him a luxury Movado watch
Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error
Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 30th, 2022
Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats
Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.
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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”
Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?
Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.
Idris won’t be the next 007.
This Is The Newz
Top scientist admits ‘space telescope image’ was actually a slice of chorizo
FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex
Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere
Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged
Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe
Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over
Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP
Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife
Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point
GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries
Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge
Wendy’s worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley
Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King
Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic
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Added December 26th, 2022