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Episode 226: Harmonica Sanchez, Judas Secure The Bag, Elisha II

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

Double X Quantimino

Minutiae Moment: Remove the Xmas car magnet until next Xmas. It’s every month except December right now.

Use Your Imagination: Cut scenes of violent or humiliating acts from the last time your blood boiled

Questions from Fight Club: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?

A&E Pulls Creepy New Show ‘Adults Adopting Adults’ Off Air and Scrubs It From Site

r/selfcuck

Brian had a doctor’s appointment

This Is The Newz

Japanese female pro gamer fired after saying men under 5 feet 7 inches tall ‘don’t have human rights’

Cross-country skiing: Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race

$940K Prepper Palace in Indiana Has a Well-Hidden Underground Bunker

Burglars Bust Through Wall to Steal $250,000 USD-Worth of Pokémon Product

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 225: The Wax and Wane of Caribou Populations

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Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, and food talk.

Double X Quantimino

Sophie’s Choice

Do Burrito or Gemini agree with Claudio’s choice?

Ref: Claudio Sanchez Picks Best Coheed and Cambria Song for Introducing New Fans

Ghosts vs Cockroaches

Arthur the Arbiter: Did Billie Eilish use the McDonald’s app for free fries?

Quarter Pounder Review

KFC Japan releases official “how to eat fried chicken” guide

Apex Mexican food and the case of diminishing return

This Is The Newz

There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation

Mike Tyson’s cannabis brand is making ear-shaped weed gummies

California city may declare Chick-fil-A a “public nuisance”

‘Wheel of Fortune’: Misheard Eurythmics Song Lyric Sabotages Contestant

Burrito’s Nippon News

72-year-old Japanese woman has sights on 20th World Bench Press Championship in a row

Japan’s “all-you-can-quit” job-quitting service not what it seems, is also sneakily hard to quit

Japanese fast food chain serves up burgers with Camembert “buns”

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 224: Raging Bile Duct

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino

Brian went on a ski trip and saw a blind woman on the plane.

Sharing the road with shitty drivers crossing the solid, white line

Arthur the Arbiter has no shame eating two Whoppers in one sitting.

Arthur the Arbiter pauses on McD’s free Large Fries.

Speaking of healthier eating, Arthur asks Gemini and Brian how to hack a buffet sold per pound.

File Formats

Bruce Springsteen

This Is The Newz

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time

Tennessee man accused of hitting wife with loaf of bread during dispute

Husband slammed for upgrading to business class on flight and leaving wife in economy

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 223: Treat Yourself Before You Yeet Yourself

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch.

Double X Quantimino

Arthur paid full price for once and it didn’t sting.

The first jerk

Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan?

What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”?

Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin

Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads

This Is The Newz

Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk

Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash

Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov’t

A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy

Russian Teens Handed Prison Sentences for Plotting to Blow Up Building in Minecraft

Great Scott! DeLorean gears up for revival with new San Antonio headquarters

Burrito’s Nippon News

Japanese vending machine serves up Wagyu beef steaks in the countryside

Boys’ love at the temple? Sensual ikemen art that raised eyebrows in Japan now set to be removed

Revolutionary technology: Japanese company’s new vertical monitor for social media browsing

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 222: Greasency Bias

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Join your part-time friends Gemini, Wes, Brian, and Arthur at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

Double X Quantimino

Build the ultimate McGangbang using menu items from popular franchises

McBooty Call, McSidepiece, McMorning Sex, McMorning Wood

Speaking of ultimate burgers, let’s talk about the Whopper.

Ref: Burger King Just Announced a Major Change Concerning Its Most Famous Burger

In a world with overpriced fart jars and used bath water what do you think is the better business plan? The aforementioned or low priced impulse buy gacha merch

Ref: Low-quality paper cranes folded by young gyaru – Japan’s newest weird capsule toys

Ultimate Party Songs

Burrito’s Nickelbox: Three bands with the word ‘three’ in their name

This Is The Newz

World’s worst rapper arrested in $4.5 billion crypto crime

Tow truck driver arrested, accused of performing sex act in front of customer

The Macallan Just Released Its Oldest Scotch Ever and It’s Actually for Sale

Belgium approves 4-day week and right to disconnect

IBM exec called older workers “dinobabies” who should go “extinct,” lawsuit says

Drunk, naked sisters brawl at Disney World

Burrito’s Nippon News

Hokkaido police station evacuated after elderly man brings bombshell in a plastic bag

Shinkansen conductor caught playing GPS smartphone game on bullet train…for TEN years

Here come the mice in black! Kyoto University experiment removes mouse memories with light

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 221: Cuatro Leches Cake

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While you’re out there chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians, we’re taking out any money-fronting sucker on a humble that gets in our way. When your so-called revolution starts, you call us, and we’ll be right down front showing you how it’s done.

Double X Quantimino

Can you beat the FOUR 2-foot long glizzy challenge? No boofing allowed.

The grossest words in the English language

WikiFeet

Nickelbox Movie Edition: What was the first bad movie you remember seeing?

BNN Preview: Presenters be ready to discuss your ranking of the following attributes to the question “What kind of women’s bust do you like?” Big, Small, Beautifully Shaped, Supple, Round like a rice bowl, Other? Burrito with the smahtmansplaining!

Gemini remembered the porn ending that he mentioned in Episode 218: cookies.

This Is The Newz

Nick Cannon began celibacy journey after Bre Tiesi pregnancy news

Adolf Hitler forced to work from home after Covid outbreak at his office

A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunctioned and didn’t tell a tourist they won. The gaming board tracked them down

‘Body’ found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll

Burrito’s Nippon News

A trip to hell on Japan’s ‘vomit ship’: Is it as bad as everyone says it is?

Taco Bell Japan’s DIY Tacos Kit gives us what we want and more

Shinkansen makes unscheduled stop as elderly man whacks other passenger in the head with phone

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Episode 220: Unmask The Truth

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The Burrito reviews the 2022 film The Batman and brings up Wonder Woman. Gemini and Brian discuss feet guys through history. Arthur explains why fundraising for war efforts is for suckers. Gemini battles anonymous text messages and email spam. Newz commentary, a heated debate about tipping, Burrito’s Nippon News, “stuck” motels, plus the best guessing game in the Quantimino™, What I Had For Lunch.

Double X Quantimino

Burrito reviews The Batman

Burrito brings up Wonder Woman

Feet Guys Through History

Fundraising for war efforts is for suckers.

Anonymous text messages

This Is The Newz

A ‘molecular drinks printer’ claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails

Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot

Study shows breastfeeding can reduce risk of cardiovascular disease

Bloke fighting for life after cutting off his penis and popping it in drawer

People Think They Can See Ryu’s Dick In The Street Fighter 6 Reveal

Burger King Has a New Take on The Whopper, the Twisted Whopper

Restaurant tips have gotten stingier, Square data shows

18-wheeler hauling chicken fat overturns on Dead Man’s Curve

Courteney Cox Says She Had to Sell Her LA Mansion Because It Was Haunted

Burrito’s Nippon News

Crazy cheap hotel in Tokyo comes with a crazy catch

Man with no visible injuries found dead on train in Japan

42-year-old police sergeant disciplined for stealing about 200 yen from shrine donation box

What I Had For Lunch

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The intro clip in this episode is sampled from “Pitch Experiment: Canon in D + All Star (Smash Mouth)” by There I Ruined It Productions, reddit user dustin1776.

Episode 219: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony

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Somewhere in the Beaded Curtain District, four dogs barked into microphones and recorded a conversation heard across the Quantimino™. This episode captures that conversation that covered thought-provoking topics, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.

Double X Quantimino

Pepsi Number Fever, also known as the 349 incident, was a promotion held by PepsiCo in the Philippines in 1992, which led to riots and the deaths of at least five people.

GMN: “Ask me how I spent my morning.”

“The Dog-a”: The Dog Saga continues

Boomers, how do you get over the inability to be the best version of yourself?

BNN Preview: Japanese convenience store chain running out of fried chicken, takes precautions to save Christmas

This Is The Newz

Man beaten with metal skillet after declining an offer of potatoes

Skyfari Ride Passengers at the San Diego Zoo Get Stuck for an Hour After Vandalism Caused the Ride to Stop

A Boozy Baja Blast Is Joining the Hard Mtn Dew Lineup

40-person brawl breaks out at Golden Corral over steak

Burrito’s Nippon News

Potato chips that don’t get your fingers all powdery developed by Calbee and Tokyo Banana

Free KFC taxis will be taking to the streets of Japan

Cup Noodle humidifiers: Combining hot ramen and homewares for a very special release

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 218: Stay Wrecked & Jealous For This

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When everything you’ll get is everything that you’ve wanted. This all was only wishful thinking. You’re such a sucker for sweet talkers. You just need to keep us in mind as something larger than life.

Double X Quantimino

The end of a porn scene ending that bothered Gemini

Sh!ttiest song lyric

Burrito’s Nickelbox – Red Hot Chili Peppers and Our Lady Peace

This Is The Newz

Lion loses testicle after lionesses attack him for stealing their food

Man who allegedly stole $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his pants sought by police north of Toronto

Schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with two cans of Lynx

24,000-year-old animal found alive, well and ready to reproduce

Woman reveals Hinge date requested $4 after second meetup fell through

Meet Wallace the first mule to win the British dressage competition

‘I do it for free’: Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away using Facebook

Burrito’s Nippon News

Hyogo man arrested for stalking woman through her bank account

Arson attempt by passenger on Japan’s Shinkansen shuts down bullet train line

Why work from home when you can work from a Japanese cat town?

What I Had For Lunch

After Party

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Episode 217: The Great Monkey Escape

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Your favorite radio show delivers entertaining commentary about 18-wheelers flipping over on highways, fast food, Japanese news, and other random but interesting topics to make your day that much better.

Double X Quantimino

Fermented hot sauce?

Top 10 hot sauces sold by Instacart by weight

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham shows off letters from fans in jail after offering to send jars of her own poop to OnlyFans subscribers

Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Teen Dad

Brian’s 5-Point Red Flag Checklist

This Is The Newz

Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US

Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401

China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics

McDonald’s employee shot in argument over discount

Hash Brown McMuffin? McDonald’s unveils fan-inspired ‘menu hacks’

Want to cover yourself in bologna? Oscar Mayer has a face mask just for you

Bereaved families fight to use deceased child’s sperm to be grandparents

Burrito’s Nippon News

Tokyo TV station skips ugly controversy over Princess Mako’s marriage, shows Blade instead

Post-election goat scandal rocks Japanese lawmaker

Pokémon doughnuts appear in Japan, with Eevee joining the new Mister Donut range!

What I Had For Lunch

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