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Episode 274: Boys Only Presents PILLOW FORT!!

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After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.

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Your bidding wars

Avril Lavigne – Pop punk’s princess? Or pop punk’s queen?

Arthur the Arbiter – Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.

Gender popcorn

Guestimation Unknown – the price of eggs

You have one hour.

Schmaltz

Brian’s JDate

Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle

This Is The Newz

86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships

Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t

Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills

Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees

Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!

Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten

Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women

Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”

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Episode 273: Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater

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Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis – The Vanna White biopic

Guestimation Unknown – Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.

Arthur the Arbiter – Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box

Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate

A conversation trap – answering incorrectly on purpose

This Is The Newz

McDonald’s had adult Happy Meals

Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine

Londoners completely baffled as ‘cans of urine’ being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern

New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men

Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay

This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’

A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools

Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites

Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used

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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling

Episode 272: Your Bag Is Dragging on the Floor, Dolores

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Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.

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Irreplaceable Nostalgia – The Price Is Right

Crip walk

Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many

Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry

Measurable Twerk Capability

Wilson Phillips

Your exclusive audience

Compiling “The Hits” for Spotify, 3 songs

A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly – Anna Sorokin

This Is The Newz

A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit

Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man’s nose after Arkansas college football game

OnlyFans star saves customer’s life after noticing detail in x-rated chat

Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop

Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business

Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken

Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years

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Episode 271: The Long Game

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Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.

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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop

Irreplaceable Nostalgia – Batman: The Animated Series turned 30

Arthur went to a Kohl’s that’s closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub

Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident

Reaction Audio – 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date

This Is The Newz

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested

Kanye West “hasn’t read any book,” says “it’s like eating Brussels sprouts”

Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back

50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery

Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G

Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees

Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!

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Episode 270: Eat Raw Porcupine and Practice Mindfulness

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Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Eating raw meat

People who don’t eat flesh

Leonardo DiCaprio’s flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping

The Other Actors – movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones

Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?

Art the Arbiter – In-N-Out get your sh!t together

This Is The Newz

TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to ‘increase your vibrations.’ Experts warn against it, but ‘perineum sunning’ keeps going viral.

McDonald’s says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry ‘hurts everyone’

Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands

Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature

Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis

Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home

Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits

Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion

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Episode 269: Grab Your Goggles

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Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.

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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole

Irreplaceable nostalgia

Holding parking spots

“We didn’t have coffee.”

Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?

Swiped on a shorty

Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT

What’s your Cheers?

Gemini’s brownies were not delivered

Peter Popoff’s miracle water

Samus Aran’s Zero Suit

This Is The Newz

See Papa John’s new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust

Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome

Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot

Scared beachgoers call police over ‘murdered woman’ as sex doll washes up

(Lovefool feline singalong)

Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops

Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony

Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine

(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)

Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days

Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates

What I Had For Lunch

Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched

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Episode 268: The Thin Greasy Line Betwixt Civilization and Chaos

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Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.

Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.

Remember Chris Gaines?

The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs

This Is The Newz

Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time

Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind

Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police

A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas

Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party

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Episode 267: Echoes From An Uncanny Valley

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A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?

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Brainstorm: Brian’s one-hour comedy special announcer intro

Wrestler names

Finishing touches

Kangaroo nipples

Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon

The Unwatch List – Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home

Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home

Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains

A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area

Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna

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From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.

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Time dilation

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card

Cheesy pizza?

Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)

Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card

This Is The Newz

Brian’s Animal Corner

Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies

Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find

How to stop your vacuum from spying on you

Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes

Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray

Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers

Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn’t have a license

Man scammed 11-year-old’s lemonade stand with fake $100 bill

Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks 

Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table

Missouri pastor says congregation is ‘poor, broke, busted’ for not buying him a luxury Movado watch

Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error

Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 265: Panic Mixie Dream Boats

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Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.

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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”

Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?

Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.

Idris won’t be the next 007.

This Is The Newz

Top scientist admits ‘space telescope image’ was actually a slice of chorizo

FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex

Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere

Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged

Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe

Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over

Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP

Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife

Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point

GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries

Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge

Wendy’s worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley

Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic

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