Episode 254: Blackcurrants, Megalodong, and The Beaded Curtain Bunch
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.
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Fill in the blank to describe your cohost: “The _____-ing Wonder of the World”
The Shrettuce Debate
BNN DXQ: Roughly 40 percent of single Japanese men in their 20s have never been on a date, survey says
This Is The Newz
Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view
Man gets extreme, super-gonorrhea after unprotected sex with prostitute
Experts slam man who claims to have built a 1.4million-strong ‘frog army’
Prehistoric monster shark Megalodon had huge 20-foot penis and may have returned
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Aichi police on lookout for scoundrel who stole public toilet’s flushing handle
Man who accidentally received entire town’s COVID-19 relief money vanishes
No more neckties! Japanese prefecture abolishes necktie dress code for government employees
What I Had For Lunch
After Party: WIHFL R&B Jam, Eating or Shoving?
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Added October 13th, 2022
Episode 253: The Biscuit on Ol’ 49
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.
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Balls of Energy / Ball Lightning
White Van Scam Revisited – You’re in Slam City walking down the street in the beaded curtain district. You see a white van parked in a sketchy alleyway. What words are scrawled on the side that get you to walk over and take a look?
Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.
20 Mosquitoes or 20 Cockroaches?
Moving to Mars
This Is The Newz
Hong Kong’s Jumbo floating restaurant sinks at sea
Bon voyage: Old subway cars float off across New York Harbor
Montreal protesters go topless after Quebec City police harass sunbathing woman
Woman Topless on a Blanket Doing Macrame While Smoking A Cigarette on a Sunny Day
CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese woman receives Kobe beef croquettes after waiting nine years, and she was lucky.
Starbucks Taiwan’s new Mango on the Beach Frappuccino is full of fun, summery vibes
Japan Rail West offering chance to sleep in a platypus’ mouth
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Working title: Mango on the Beach
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Added October 08th, 2022
Episode 252: Vermilion
Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.
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Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist
Peaches
Turn signals
Meta-analysis of the lyrics to “Gloria” by Laura Branigan
The Banana Trick
This Is The Newz
Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India
Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show
Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.
Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates
Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana
Couple branded ‘takeaway police’ for measuring pizza proving it wasn’t 15 inches
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama
A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine
Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages
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Added October 04th, 2022
Episode 251: Diluvium
We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.
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Memory Lane: Gleeking
Maker’s Mark Commercial
You shockin’ yourself?
McFly ruined Arthur’s week by paying full price for the McFly Meal.
How much to give to a GoFundMe?
This Is The Newz
Lizzo rerecords ‘Grrrls’ following criticism over ableist lyric
GEICO to pay $5.2M to woman who says she caught STD in former partner’s car
Two rescued after falling into M&M Mars factory chocolate tank
Company offering $2K to release 100 cockroaches in your home
US Man Arrested Thrice in 3 Weeks For Having Too Many Bird Feeding Trays
Woman woke up from a coma to discover her fiancé ghosted her
If You Blended Up Everyone in the World, It Would Create a Meatball That Fits in Central Park
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Spicy fish egg theme park opens newest location in Gunma Prefecture
Tokyo rapper arrested for tagging Yamanote Line while drunk
Weird Japanese vending machine find of the day: Cream in cans?
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Added October 01st, 2022
Episode 250: Imposition 100% Pure Plutonium
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes.
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“The Reflex” by Duran Duran and Popular Music from the 1980s
The Arbiter missed out on his free Mexican Pizza.
Rotisserie chicken
This Is The Newz
Crazed customer busted in shooting of Chinese food delivery man
What Your Sexts (or Lack Thereof) Say About Your Relationship
Overturned truck loses 7,700 pounds of frozen pies on Illinois highway
Mom Accidentally Buys Tickets to Red Hot Chili Peppers Bagpipe Tribute Band
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Never waste time arguing about what to eat for dinner again with Japan’s Six Noodle Dice
New “wet” potato chips revolutionise the snack industry in Japan
Town in Yamaguchi accidentally sends everyone’s COVID-19 relief money to one person
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Added September 23rd, 2022
Episode 249: Impersonating An Apartment Complex
With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes.
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The Dog-a (Dog Saga) comes to an end soon. Will Brian choose (re)vengeance or forgiveness?
Brainstorm sesh: Slam City album cover
Dairy Queen
DXQ Outro
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Man in Texas smashes ancient museum artifacts worth millions
Arrested Arizona ‘Penis Man’ claims there are more Penis Men like him
Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act
Employees at Sonic Drive-In call police to report python in kitchen
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Set of 4,368 train tickets goes on sale to commemorate Japan Railways 150th anniversary
We test out the portable shower backpack Amazon recommended to us (which also only has two stars)
Blind fighters only at Street Fighter V e-sports tournament to be held in Tokyo, streamed online
Matchbox Twenty
What I Had For Lunch
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Added September 19th, 2022
Episode 248: Personal Jackhammer
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth and odd news commentary. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
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Brainstorm sesh: Slam City reality show called Food Truck Trailer
Voyeur theme park – Come-N-Go: The Last Gas Station From Miles Around
End road rage by: getting AIDS or giving up all of your online account passwords and the hackers verify then change them on the spot
Nickelbox: Nine Inch Nails, if not in the Nickelbox, beer song
Memorable album covers
This Is The Newz
DeLorean is back for the future with brand new EV
Copy of ‘Annie Annie’ returned to library after 46 years
Lion in China zoo turns heads for sporting bangs, goes viral as keepers deny giving it a haircut
Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry toy Boeing
Thai Tea Stall Goes Viral for Questionable Packaging Choice
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Netflix show sparks global debate on parenting and child safety
Japan’s new strange, and strangely compelling, capsule toys
Tokyo police arrest video game YouTuber for marijuana possession
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Added September 14th, 2022
Episode 247: Coherent Dylan and the Department of Billionaires | Lemon/Lime | A Melange of Death | Sweater Pizza
Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
“Theme Song to Burrito’s Nippon Newz” (0:19) at 49:20
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Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Accounting error: A check that you already received the money for
What songs have been stuck in your head for years?
Fugue state
Waking up from a coma and everything tastes like 7-Up
Brian: Can someone explain to me “the girlfriend experience”?
Brian matches with a woman from Mexico on Tinder
This Is The Newz
Mona Lisa attacked with cake by ‘man dressed as old lady in wheelchair’
Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Allegedly Broke Up With Him Because He Kept Making Her Pay Half of Everything In The Five Years They Were Dating
15,000 pounds of hot dog filler ‘catapults’ onto roadway following crash
Balenciaga’s ‘full destroyed’ sneakers listed for $1,850
Taco Bell is running out of Mexican Pizza
Monkey Chips
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Japanese man pays nearly $16,000 for life-size dog costume to fulfill his dream of transforming into an animal
Save time AND water by turning your shower into a bath with this nifty Japanese gadget
Electric chopsticks that make low-salt food taste salty developed by Meiji University
What I Had For Lunch
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Added September 10th, 2022
Episode 246: Coffee, Tea, Sega
Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.
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Quantimino Leap
Arthur the Arbiter: Drive-thru deja vu – pays with change
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Burrito’s tea ritual
Caked sh!t
This Is The Newz
Austin St. John – MMPR Red Ranger – Federally Indicted on Wire Fraud
Entire Maine town forced to shut after its only clerk quits over denied vacation
Last NYC public payphone being removed
Highway scramble: 18-wheeler hauling 30,000 pounds of eggs crashes on Dallas freeway
Shooting at McDonald’s not related to Taco Bell shooting yards away
Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
This Tokyo cafe won’t let you inside unless you’re a writer or translator with a deadline looming
Motorized Electric Gaming Bed from Japan takes gaming furniture to the next level
ASIMO retires from performing after 22 years
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Added September 02nd, 2022
Episode 245: Allegory By The Slice
Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur take you on an almost hour-long conversation made up of observations, insight, realizations, odd news commentary, and what they had for lunch.
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Gemini reviews the HBO miniseries Chernobyl
Etymology: Braggadocious
Joy dish soap for handwashing
Booking a doctor’s appointment
Arthur the Arbiter seeks tips to hack AYCE sushi
Minutiae Moment: Saving a dime on a gallon of gasoline ain’t worth the effort these days.
This Is The Newz
Ex-deputy accused of posing as wedding guest to steal gifts
Man arrested for opening door, walking on wing as jet taxis at O’Hare
Fei Long Will Never Appear In Street Fighter Again
Apple discontinues the iPod
Barnacles over boots? City to try new parking enforcement tech
Painting worth £740,000 ruined after ‘bored’ security guard draws eyes on it
Crash covers Missouri road in cans of hard seltzer
Woman exits vehicle in drive thru, car crashes over Chick-fil-A retaining wall
Burrito’s Nippon Newz
Six members of Japan’s Self-Defense Forces face punishment for unauthorized curry-eating
New Zero-Second Chicken Ramen leaves zero reasons not to be eating ramen right now
Lowest-rated portable bathtub on Amazon Japan
What I Had For Lunch
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Added August 30th, 2022