Slam City

Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners.

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Juicy Fruit

Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks

Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many.

This Is The Newz

Hospice nurse charged for allegedly cutting off man’s foot without permission

Burrito’s Dad the Orderly’s Patient’s Toe Fell Off Story

McDonald’s Created a Grease-Proof Gaming Chair

I’m too pretty to work — f–k getting up at 6 a.m. every day for 60 years

Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India

Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane

Dog seen carrying severed human arm leads police to decapitated body

Former CIA master of disguise helps disfigured people come out of hiding

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Sasuke: Ninja Warrior may be coming to the Los Angeles Olympics in 2028

Tokyo Police apprehend the “Lego Kid” and accomplices

Charges dropped against elderly Japanese man for nailing Putin voodoo doll to sacred shrine tree

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A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGGA, The Dog Saga” with some selected audio gems from previous episodes mixed in. Nearing the hour mark is most of the salvaged audio after the glitch.

“A Possible Continuation of the Story of Booba Gettz Getting Stuck in the Quantimino” by ChatGPT, narrated by Tyranbell

DOGGA, The Dog Saga: The Complete Collection + Hot Takes from Double X Quantimino

“A Tipping Conspiracy”, from Episode 210

“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 1: The Note”, from Episode 210

“Cookie”, from Episode 221

“Cuatro Leches Cake”, from Episode 221

“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 2: Neighbors Downstairs”, from Episode 213

“Steel Drumz”, from Episode 212

“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 3: Pete and Kathleen”, from Episode 215

“Tamale Pilot”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 4: Cuadraphonic Canine Cacophony”, from Episode 219

“Ramen Coke”, from Episode 213

“Dogga, The Dog Saga – Part 5: PAID Parking Spot”, from Episode 236

“Fred Flintstone”, from Episode 211

“Dogga, the Dog Saga – Part 6: Revenge?”, from Episode 249

This Is The Newz

“The Great Monkey Escape: Monkeys escape after truck carrying 100 animals to a laboratory crashes in US”, from Episode 217

At about 55:36, the salvaged audio from the Slam City episode “Pontification Under Duress” begins.

Newz (continued)

Man repulsed as he learns girlfriend of three years showers once every 2 weeks

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94

Deepfaked: ‘They put my face on a porn video’

B.C. man who paid sex worker $300 ‘out of kindness’ pleads guilty to assault

Customer Calls Out Burger King Pricing: ‘Makes No Sense’

Antihistamines found in street drugs, hampers effectiveness of naloxone

Man Allergic to His Own Orgasm Actively Avoids Sleeping With Girlfriend

Motorcycle rider arrested after speeding at 115 MPH, flipping off Las Vegas police

Headless body trial: Woman guilty of murdering and decapitating friend

Father, son convicted in assault spurred by Pokemon Go

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Aichi woman arrested for mixing human excrement into school lunch

Demand for Poop Money Drill textbooks backed up, orders suspended until system cleared out

Japanese company develops trash can that freezes garbage to prevent bad smells

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Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch.

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Pump

Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown

A Long Pig Feast – Which piece(s) are you calling dibs?

Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us

Wishful thinking – lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you – commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited

“A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.”

Harem

This Is The Newz

NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship

1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage

We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain – people say he’ll be bullied

Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized

Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris

Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son

484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say

Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend

Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street

Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day

Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers

What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch

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On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall.

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Throwback music

The Slam City “time travel” trope

A lyrical discussion: “Four of fish and finger pies” – What would you do for a finger pie?

Headline: I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships.

BNN on DXQ: Do most Japanese Gen Z music lovers skip the guitar solo in songs? Survey finds out

This Is The Newz

SJFD investigates video of bikini-clad woman exiting fire truck

What Would You Pay for an Empty Chip Bag?

Doctor Removes 23 Forgotten Contact Lenses From Patient’s Eye

Thumbs-up emoji branded ‘inappropriate’ by Gen-Z – but older generations stand by it

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Vending machine with in-flight meals becomes a sell-out hit at Haneda Airport in Japan

Akiba Dental Clinic: The Akihabara dentist where a moe maid in cosplay cleans your teeth

Robot finger covered in living skin developed by University of Tokyo

Hosts: Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, Arthur Dood

Special Guests: Kit Hunter, Ignacio Bullfrog

Audio Editor: Jaymark

Mixing Assistant: Undogmatic

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After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™.

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Your bidding wars

Avril Lavigne – Pop punk’s princess? Or pop punk’s queen?

Arthur the Arbiter – Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic.

Gender popcorn

Guestimation Unknown – the price of eggs

You have one hour.

Schmaltz

Brian’s JDate

Monster Reserve Orange Creamsicle

This Is The Newz

86-year-old bodybuilder breaks own record as oldest to compete in Japan championships

Want to steal a ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bear’, local pharmacy says you probably shouldn’t

Champagne Room Remorse? Men Claim Foul Play in Giant Strip Club Bills

Blink-182 reunites for world tour and new music

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese senior citizen arrested for hammering voodoo dolls of Putin to Shinto shrine trees

Your search for free-to-use photos of buff shirtless Japanese dudes in a hotel is over!

Sanrio’s 2022 popularity ranking brings fans to tears after character’s shock return to top ten

Survey picks “thin” as second-least-attractive body type for Japanese women

Tentative titles: “Eighteen Cowboyz”, “Five Minutes, Turkish”

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Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis – The Vanna White biopic

Guestimation Unknown – Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify.

Arthur the Arbiter – Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box

Francine Dee and Street Racing Syndicate

A conversation trap – answering incorrectly on purpose

This Is The Newz

McDonald’s had adult Happy Meals

Social media runs rampant with claims of active shooter at Jersey City mall but it was only a popcorn machine

Londoners completely baffled as ‘cans of urine’ being sold for £500 outside Tate Modern

New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men

Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay

This 10-Year-Old Boy Makes Art That Sells for Over $100,000

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning.’

A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s first genderless, two-piece school swimsuits are now available for adoption by schools

Come touch our poo animals, Tokyo museum invites

Japanese public restroom ads donate to charities every time a stall is used

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Burnt End: Milking Ceiling

Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry.

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Irreplaceable Nostalgia – The Price Is Right

Crip walk

Guestimation Unknown – Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many

Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry

Measurable Twerk Capability

Wilson Phillips

Your exclusive audience

Compiling “The Hits” for Spotify, 3 songs

A True or False (Hot or Not) for McFly – Anna Sorokin

This Is The Newz

A Georgia woman found over $500 in her KFC sandwich after the restaurant misplaced its daily deposit

Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man’s nose after Arkansas college football game

OnlyFans star saves customer’s life after noticing detail in x-rated chat

Denver man found guilty for killing of 21-year-old woman over dog poop

Daughter sleeps with father’s best man at wedding: ‘Dad doesn’t know’

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s “rent a middle-aged man service” marks its 10th year in business

Pepsi releases a new cola in Japan specifically for karaage fried chicken

Dead body found in car in parking lot in Japan, police say it may have been there over two years

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Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood.

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Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop

Irreplaceable Nostalgia – Batman: The Animated Series turned 30

Arthur went to a Kohl’s that’s closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub

Hypothetical Meta Analysis – Danica Patrick dies in a racing accident

Reaction Audio – 3-Foot-Tall Woman Goes On Her Very First Blind Date

This Is The Newz

Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

Mummified body found in bathtub of burglarized Arizona home; suspect arrested

Kanye West “hasn’t read any book,” says “it’s like eating Brussels sprouts”

Honda to employees: Oops, we miscounted your bonus, please give some of it back

50 Cent suing Miami doctor for allegedly suggesting he had penis enlargement surgery

Sherri Papini sentenced 18 months in prison for kidnapping hoax

Burrrito’s Nippon Newz

Yakuza bosses struggling to upgrade phones from 3G

Japanese voodoo dolls with foreign politician photo keep getting nailed to town’s shrine trees

Japan’s northernmost gas station, McDonald’s, vending machine, toilet, and more!

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Eating raw meat

People who don’t eat flesh

Leonardo DiCaprio’s flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping

The Other Actors – movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else

Hypothetical Meta-analysis: Experiences without phones

Do you think Snoop Dogg still has an ACAB perspective or is he now beyond it?

Art the Arbiter – In-N-Out get your sh!t together

This Is The Newz

TikTokers are telling viewers to point their genitals at the sun to ‘increase your vibrations.’ Experts warn against it, but ‘perineum sunning’ keeps going viral.

McDonald’s says a California bill that would regulate the fast food industry ‘hurts everyone’

Martha Stewart Wishes Some Friends Would Die So She Could Date Their Husbands

Doctor stitches back pregnant woman after finding fetus premature

Teenager hospitalized after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis

Couple arrested after man cuts off his own leg in front of daughter, woman leaves child at home

Kim Kardashian and Ray J Got Email Early on About Sex Tape Profits

Chess player denies using sex toy to help him beat grand champion

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Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.

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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole

Irreplaceable nostalgia

Holding parking spots

“We didn’t have coffee.”

Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?

Swiped on a shorty

Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT

What’s your Cheers?

Gemini’s brownies were not delivered

Peter Popoff’s miracle water

Samus Aran’s Zero Suit

This Is The Newz

See Papa John’s new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust

Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome

Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot

Scared beachgoers call police over ‘murdered woman’ as sex doll washes up

(Lovefool feline singalong)

Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops

Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony

Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine

(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)

Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days

Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates

What I Had For Lunch

Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched

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