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Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

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Slam City
Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about the finest things in life, odd but interesting news, and the wealth of knowledge around us.

Double X Quantimino.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial – Penis Breath.

Arthur the Arbiter: Kids Eat Free.

How Arthur saved another 70 cents: Hacking the BTS Meal at McDonald’s.

The Gemini Jackson Meal.

Brian’s love coach.

Gemini and Arthur order Jimmy John’s in the middle of the show.

Eric America’s cousin Chris Columbus.

Burrito’s Moving Update.

Brian’s Apartment Hunt Update.

Dating app nudes baiting.

This Is The Newz.

Man who can’t remember Bitcoin password says he’s ‘made peace’ with $220M loss.

School decides to cover girls’ chests by altering yearbook photos, St. Johns County students, parents angry.

My wife has 125 lipsticks. Her $11K cosmetics bill is our household’s largest expense — exceeding vehicles and housing.

Walkers stumble across a tonne of cocaine worth £80m on Sussex beach.

Drug dealer jailed after sharing a photo of cheese that included his fingerprints.

Here’s what the BTS McDonald’s meal comes with and when you can get it.

Woman fired from law firm after seen jumping into zoo spider monkey exhibit.

Lego Art World Map set boasts more than 11,000 pieces – the most in a set ever.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Strange Japanese job ad asks to “deliver a pork-egg onigiri” from Okinawa to Tokyo twice per day.

An Osaka man finds a stranger eating in his kitchen at night, and the stranger dies shortly after.

A Takamatsu man was arrested for car-bombing a person whose parking method he disapproved of.

The dream of playing smartphone games on packed Tokyo commuter trains comes true thanks to Thanko.

More Newz.

Father Hit Daughter In Face With Pizza.

Forget about circles. Unknown author turns a rapeseed field into giant Pac-Man.

American Airlines Flight From Tokyo Diverts to Seattle After Passenger’s Phone Charger Stops Working.

Brigantine man learns late in life he has the gift of ‘perfect poop’.

Angry over tomato thickness, woman hurls racial slurs, burger at Burger King employee.

Angelina Jolie stands perfectly still, unshowered, covered in bees for World Bee Day.

Men with massive penises on problems they face – from unemployment to no sex.

Woman practicing “self care” in a parking lot tells cops she thought she was in Florida.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Pluto’s orbit takes 248 years, so no human will ever see a complete orbit.

A female donkey was acquitted on charges of bestiality at a trial in 1750 due to witnesses attesting to her virtue and good behaviour, but her co-accused human was sentenced to death.

As of 2020, the Sega Dreamcast still gets new releases.

A guy took the turducken concept to an extreme and created a dish consisting of 17 birds nested inside each other like Russian dolls.

The hermaphroditic animal known as a sea squirt begins its life as a tadpole-like creature, until it settles down anus-up in a location for the rest of its life. It will then eat its own brain, disintegrate its nervous system, and fire sperm and eggs into the water to reproduce.

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Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

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Slam City
Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper

Keep your ears warm and your pants tight with the witty banter and odd news commentary from the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District where 4 out of 5 doctors may have found themselves in compromising positions.

Double X Quantimino.

Albums that you can wipe from front to back.

Masters of the Universe: Revelation.

Burrito’s Moving Status.

Brian’s Apartment Hunt.

Did Brian make a mistake when he declined anilingus?

This Is The Newz.

TikTok star, 22, is mortified to discover her high school teacher subscribes to her explicit OnlyFans account and even left a comment.

Genius or crazy? Woman fakes her own wedding to get back at ex-boyfriend.

Coronavirus Lingers in Penis and Could Cause Impotence.

High traces of Viagra in Seoul’s sewers, research shows.

The salmon in this sushi didn’t come from the ocean—it was harvested from a bioreactor.

Mountain Dew Is Releasing a Cake Smash Flavor That Tastes Like Dessert.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

En garde! Fencer Taxi begins in Tokyo, Saitama, and Kanagawa.

Gorgeous gold Gundams are good-God expensive.

Japan has $10 bananas from the coldest prefecture in the country, but how do they taste?

Attention nagashi somen-iacs! This new Japanese gadget lets you enjoy flowing noodles solo.

Power up like Godzilla with a new limited-edition Godzilla Energy Drink.

King of the Monsters sets out to become King of the Energy Drinks too.

More Newz.

Woman hit in the face with a 10-pound ‘log of prepackaged meat’ during a fight at Walmart.

Man Lets Beef Rot For Months To Get ‘Drunk’ In ‘High Meat’ Craze.

Pigs can breathe oxygen via their rectum, so humans probably can too.

50-car train derails in Albert Lea; 2 cars leaking hydrochloric acid.

Hummer with four containers of gas bursts into flames right after filling up at Homosassa gas station.

Eminem fan spends £71,000 on ‘Stan’s Revenge’ NFT.

7,998 tickets win top prize in lottery drawing with combination 6-6-6.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The foreskin from a baby boy can be bio-engineered to grow and is used in many beauty products like skin rejuvenating lotions, creams and solutions. Medically they’re also used in treating burns, persistent leg ulcers, bed sores, reconstructive surgery, etc.

George Washington never wore a wig. He was a natural redhead and powdered it white to look more fashionable.

Water is not colorless. The pure water has a slight blue color that becomes a deeper green as the thickness of the observed sample increases. The blue hue of the water is an intrinsic property and is caused by selective absorption and scattering of white light.

Meat glue exists and is used to hold chicken nuggets together among other things.

When giraffes are born, they fall six feet on their head, but it’s the fall that gets them to start breathing.

The most expensive collection of Pokemon cards is valued at over $10 million, by Gary Haase, a 67-yr old father of 3 from Las Vegas.

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Episode 180: The Last Josh

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Slam City
Episode 180: The Last Josh

Listen to the Loud Table conversation taped at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Discover a unique experience that you have been craving all this time.

Double X Quantimino.

True or False: Yolandi Visser of Die Antwoord.

McFly in the flesh at Daddy Juice Energy Studio.

Everyone is vaccinated. Time for a human centipede.

Atlanta orgy.


Curbside pickup.

Shingles: The Revenge of the Chicken Pox.

Update on Wes Burrito moving.

Watermelon Girl.


This Is The Newz.

Boy, 4, accidentally buys $2.6K worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on Amazon.

Legends of the Hidden Temple Revival Now Casting.

Movie Amnesia.

You Actually Aren’t Supposed to Mix Wasabi With Soy Sauce When Eating Sushi.

Fries with ketchup flavor baked in.

Ohio State Senator Is Caught Zooming and Driving.

Some Poor Guy Logged into a Court’s Zoom Call with Anal Sex-Themed Screenname.

Man crashes stolen police car on I-95, steals second police car.

Scientists have taught bees to smell the coronavirus. They can identify a case within seconds.

BJP MLA recommends drinking cow urine to stop Covid spread, demonstrates on camera.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese high school kendo coach was caught forcing students to pay birthday-tribute money.

Aichi man who stole and replaced women’s shoes set free, victims too “disgusted” to press charges.

Man’s panties stolen from man in Nagoya by male/female team of thieves.

Pooping in the supermarket checkout lands Kitakyushu man 300,000 yen fine.

More Newz.

Fresh pizza vending machine prompts curiosity and horror in Rome.

Loose tiger roaming around Houston neighborhood leads to armed standoff.

1,000 feral cats released onto Chicago streets to tackle rat explosion.

Fry’s Electronics permanently closing all stores nationwide.

Street™ cologne: Smell like you been somewhere.

Chick-fil-A is facing a sauce shortage.

A 28-year-old woman posed as a student, sneaked into high school to promote her Instagram.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

The north star is 4000 times brighter than our sun. The light we see when we look at the north star was generated in the year 1587, and it has been traveling through space for 434 years to reach us.

It would take 375,000 Lego bricks stacked one on top of another to destroy the bottom brick. The tower would be nearly 12,000 feet tall.

Bears form “Fecal Plugs” during hibernation. It is formed from hair, callused footpad, and plant material ingested while grooming, as opposed to a changed diet as previously speculated.

The wood frog can hold its pee for up to eight months.

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Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

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Slam City
Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat

Hold on to your falcon sex hats while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur as they bring you into conversations that might make you laugh out loud. Twin Peaks, Pogs, Mortal Kombat, and more!

Double X Quantimino.

Twin Peaks, the breastaurant.

Sir Mix-a-Lot.


Polaris “Hey Sandy” cassette tape from cereal box mail order.

Cole Young and Mortal Kombat.

What is your arcana?

pH Balance.

Leisure Suit Larry.

LiveLeak shuts down after 15 years online.

Model of the Millennium – Brian’s Modeling Career.

Histamine response.

‘Red Sonja’: Hannah John-Kamen to Star in Millennium’s Sword and Sorcery Feature.

This Is The Newz.

Man Arrested At Kid Rock’s Bar For Removing Colostomy Bag And Swinging It Around.

Denver Beer Co. falls $999,993,870 short of its fundraising goal to buy Rockies.

Rare lobster saved from being dinner at Red Lobster: ‘One in every 30 million’.

Burger King Japan Stacks Up New “Shrimp Spicy Ugly Beef Burger”.

Japanese town spends Covid-19 funds on a huge squid statue.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

McDonald’s Japan’s new “Taste of Mommy” McShake brings a marvelously milky milkshake to the menu.

A Fukuoka man was arrested for breaking into a store, putting on a female staff’s apron and shirt.


Nintendo is suing Bowser to stop his latest evil plan.

Teacher disciplined for drinking alcohol during class in Japan.

More Newz.

Villager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade.

114-year-old Omahan is now the oldest living American, but she doesn’t care.

Anger In ‘God Fearing’ Village After ‘Pornographic Literature’ was placed in the Library.

Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border.

Woman files lawsuit claiming Bagel Bites have deceptive packaging, use fake cheese and tomato sauce.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Sugar Daddy was originally called the Papa Sucker. The name was changed to Sugar Daddy in 1932. Sugar Babies were introduced three years later in 1935. A chocolate-covered version, Sugar Mama, was produced from 1965 to the 1980s.

Michael Jordan’s first choice of sponsorship was Adidas, and he nearly got the deal before getting vetoed by Adidas’s German execs who thought the 6’6” player was “too short”. With nowhere to go, he ended up at Nike.

Repeated attempts to capitalize on the popularity of McDonald’s Quarter Pounder by releasing competing 1/3 pound burgers have failed because Americans are bad at fractions.

Giant pandas are no longer ‘endangered’ species.

In 1935 “Happy Birthday to You” was copyrighted with a value of 5M making it illegal to sing. In 2016 a federal judge ruled that the copyright was not valid and the song had no other claim to copyright, placing it in the public domain, and making it free to sing for all.

James Franco once created an invisible sculpture called ‘Fresh Air’. It was described as an endless supply of oxygen. Someone actually bought the ‘sculpture’ for $10,000.

Avocados evolved alongside extinct megafauna like giant ground sloths whose digestive system could pass the intact pit. Human cultivation saved the avocado.

The Falcon Sex Hat is a hat that allows a falcon to have sex with a breeders head to collect the semen.

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Episode 178: Blood Code

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Slam City
Episode 178: Blood Code

We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.


Wes Burrito.

Soggy Ben’s Sex Journal.

The Take Notes T-shirt.

Bleach stains, radioactive yazz.

Godzilla Versus Dong.

Costco Kenny for Be Praised Mayo.

Double X Quantimino.

Mexican restaurants with dry-ass limes.

Mortal Kombat.

Gas Station Cuisine.

Slam City Sea Cucumbers.

Japanese mosaic ultra massive loads.

Sonic the Hedgehog is canon.

This Is The Newz.

Chicken wing shortage leaves restaurants scrambling for more. ‘It’s a predicament’.

Nathan’s Famous Brings Back 5-Cent Hot Dogs for First Time in More Than 100 Years.

Man builds poop wall in Washtenaw County after dispute with neighbor.

Oklahoma woman charged with felony for not returning VHS tape 21 years ago.

Argentina loses the country’s Google domain after a random citizen buys it for $5.

People named Josh battle it out with pool noodles in Nebraska to find the top Josh.

Kids use sandpit shovels to escape kindergarten to try to buy sports car.

Japanese man was arrested after ‘dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts’.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

A Hyogo man was arrested for stealing 13 tiny fish valued at 52,000 yen.

Daiso sells “emergency shelters,” and they have an amazing visual trick.

Live-action U.S.-produced Gundam movie is coming to Netflix.

Japanese toilets now measure fatigue levels at highway rest stops.

More Newz.

Kyoto woman accused of stalking police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.

An explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns.

The oldest whiskey believed to be in existence is soon to be up for auction.

Intruders trespass at Denny’s, cook eggs — twice.

Man arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing.

Japanese Zoo Finds Out Why Its Toucans Keep Flirting but Won’t Get It On.

Dunkin’ Is Introducing Coconut Milk To Its Stores With 3 All New Refreshers.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

That one of the honey badgers defense is to go for the groin area. Basically ripping its prey’s testicles off until they bleed to death.

Voice actor Frank Welker has voiced Fred from Scooby Doo continuously since the show’s inception except for one series where the characters were children. You may also know him as the voice of Megatron from the live action Transformers movies!

A helium balloon on the moon, unlike what might feel intuitive, would drop to the ground as if it was heavy.

The average American child eats 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high school; the average adult consumes a PB&J three times a month.

Despite being the best camouflage, mammals cannot produce green pigment, hence the reason there are no green mammals.

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Episode 177: Medium Rare

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Slam City
Episode 177: Medium Rare

Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

Double X Quantimino.

Steakhouse Dining.

Chuck roast versus Gemini Jackson.

Mexican butcher shops.

Post Nut Clarity.

Drew Barrymore movies.

McFly’s McJob.

McFly’s Date Night.

This Is The Newz.

Woman Caught Spraying Her Breast Milk Around At South California Festival.

A Florida McDonald’s is paying people $50 just to show up for a job interview, and it’s still struggling to find applicants.

McDonald’s partners with BTS on a new celebrity meal — with spicy Korean dipping sauce.

Strip club says Usher did not use fake money to tip dancers in Las Vegas.

Two women busted for trying to use a $1M bill — at a Dollar General store.

Cat in Japan alerts people to elderly man who fell into a ditch, made the police chief for a day.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese police search for a man who stole 1.1 million yen in tiny fish.

Japanese man was arrested for stealing women’s shoes and replacing them with new ones.

Man arrested in Kobe after stuffing fried chicken into woman’s mailbox.

Wife takes revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his Yu-Gi-Oh! collection for millions of yen.

More Newz.

Video shows driver jumping rising drawbridge in Daytona Beach.

Peloton Tread+ Treadmill Safety Incident.

N.C. man throws rabid bobcat after it attacks wife.

Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic and Suez Canal blockage.

Red Lobster Releases Massive “Codzilla” Fish Burger.

Costco Just Made This Big Change To Its Samples.

Drug Cartel Now Assassinates Its Enemies With Bomb-Toting Drones.

TSA finds a lump of crystal meth inside a traveler’s breakfast burrito.

This Robot ‘Urinates’ Beer on Command.

Teenager Arrested For DUI While Operating Amish Buggy In Lawrence County.

SEGA Urged To Pick A Different Font After Promo Picture Looks Like Anal Battle.

Burglar Pleads Guilty After Downloading Porn During Break-in, Leaving Semen on Laptop.

A man bitten while using barbecue tongs to remove rattlesnake.

A man kicked so hard by an attacker his testicle had to be removed.

What I Had For Lunch.

Boomchi Bucks.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by pushing them down to their throats to compact their food into their digestive system.

The Monkey and the Frog.

The Chicken Ranch was the Oldest Continually Operating Whorehouse in the United States when it closed in 1973. – During the Great Depression the “house of ill repute” offered time with a “lady of the evening” in exchange for a chicken. The brothel was listed on the tax rolls as a poultry farm.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go fck yourself” I don’t know what is.

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Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

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Slam City
Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised

May Yonaise be praised! From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

Double X Quantimino.

Slam City’s “street franchise” and what they sell.

How do you pronounce “mayonnaise”?

Bryan McFly’s Into the Future: Human cloacas and what we can expect in 2069: The Great Genital Swxtch.

J Roper Explained.

Your single favorite euphemism for “rubbing one out”.

Burrito is moving out of his home of 9 years to another place.

Collecting trading cards.

White Van Scam Explained.

Introducing Detective Dick Hawks.

This Is The Newz.

Brit who was posted home from Australia wants to find men who nailed crate shut.

Texas Man Tried to Blow Up the Internet.

Door stolen from car at NY dealership.

Jimmy Dean Is Debuting Savory ‘breakfast Nuggets’.

Guy steals $21 million of lunar rocks to have ‘sex on the moon’.

Colorado looks to legalize human composting — yes, your dead body could become garden soil.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Entire crew of Going Merry arrested by police in Japan (no, not on April 1).

The sea cucumbers they poached along the way actually are a sort of treasure.

Original Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony plans leaked, with Akira and Mario taking centre stage.

7-Eleven to build 7-Eleven in the parking lot of another 7-Eleven.

What’s it like to shop at Family Mart’s first “unmanned convenience store” in Japan?

More Newz.

S.Pellegrino’s New Coffee-Inspired Sparkling Water Features a Caffeine Kick.

Egypt To ‘Ever Given’ Owners: Pay Us $1 Billion Or You Aren’t Getting Your Big Boat Back.

A Florida woman who claimed to be Harry Potter killed a judge in a hit-and-run.

Stolen Doritos Truck Chase in Oklahoma City Lasts 100 Miles.

El Paso man kept 29 bags of money while working in an armored delivery service.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Sharks do not have bones.

As Drone Bees mate with Queen Bees mid-flight, all blood in the Drone’s body rushes to his endophallus causing him to lose control of his body. After inseminating the queen, his body falls to the ground leaving part of his endophallus in the queen.

The platypus has no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin.

Whales have inverted nipples and produce milk so fatty it has the same texture as toothpaste.

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Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

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Slam City
Episode 175: Fish Out of Water

Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, food talk, and some fun facts to top it off.

Double X Quantimino.

Baby born with three penises makes medical history.

Nature’s Cereal, coconut milk, umami.

The Truman Show with Brian McFly.


The Burrito Bandito’s Top 20 DC Villains.

Donkey shows?

True or false?: Greased up donkey hole.

This Is The Newz.

Georgia Man Who Received 91,515 Pennies As Final Paycheck Cashes Out.

Lizard climbs up supermarket shelves as it raids a store for food.

Geologist beaten up by ‘angriest octopus’ on beach.

Woman thought she was passing a kidney stone in the toilet – but she was having a baby.

Sealed Super Mario Bros. sells for $660,000, shattering record for most expensive game ever.

‘Wheel Of Fortune’ fans cry foul after contestant loses out due to ‘dumb rule’.

Popular female biker unmasked as a 50-year-old man in Japan.

Woman shoots at Burger King employees over wait time at drive-thru.

‘I spent $15,000’: Man arrested at Disney resort in Florida after refusing temperature check.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japan’s Olympic stadium to fill thousands of empty spectator seats with waifu pillows.

Man climbs down the side of a building in Tokyo to steal…a bunch of Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

Hitachi has an insane onomatopoeia troubleshooting guide for its washing machine.

We try blue beer made with drift ice from Hokkaido.

More Newz.

‘Deep Nostalgia’ Can Now Make Old Photos of Your Relatives Dance and Blow Kisses.

Woman finds out son’s bride is her long-lost daughter on their wedding day.

Stories about Michael Jordan’s secret golf course, nicknamed ‘Slaughterhouse 23,’ are starting to leak.

Woman finds WWII room untouched for decades hidden in ‘storage cupboard’.

Cows Are Being Fitted With VR Goggles to Increase Milk Production?

‘Chaos of clicks and sounds from below’ as 70 orcas kill blue whale.

Pageant Winner Has Crown Grabbed Off Head, Given To Runner-Up.

Rare original Superman comic sells for record $3.25 million.

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll faces charges.

Monkeys on the loose on Cincinnati’s west side.

What I Had For Lunch.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

A man won the $5.5 million state lottery but had to forfeit the winnings because he bought the ticket with the proceeds of selling 36 grams of cocaine to a federal informant.

3 adult games for the NES were created during the 1990s but Nintendo refused to license them. Peek-A-Boo Poker, Bubble Bath Babes, and Hot Slots are now highly sought after, fetching as much as $800 per game.

On the first day the Suez Canal opened, Nov 17, 1869, a French ship named the Péluse ran aground and blocked the canal, forcing ships stuck in the canal to wait until the next morning when the Péluse was hauled away.

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After Party: More triphallia discussion.

Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

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Slam City
Episode 174: Hold Your Breath

Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck.

Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection?

Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups.

Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success?

A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous.

Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario.

True or False?: Onions

If you could only bring one Radiohead song to a deserted island.

Bone Killer: Hold your breath to rid your unwanted erection.

This Is The Newz.

Company Pays Man His Last Pay Cheque In Grease-Covered Pennies.

Illinois woman charged with false report after claiming she was being taken to Florida against her will.

Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps to make a marshmallow soda.

Houston tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings.

Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X ‘Satan Shoes’ containing human blood.

Nike Gets Judge to Halt Sales of Lil Nas X’s ‘Satan Shoes’.

Bizarre reason onion ad banned.

NASA Discovers Gas Emanating From Uranus.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Osaka YouTubers’ stupid plan to live-stream marijuana dealer’s arrest backfires, stupidly.

Public schools in Japan’s Saga Prefecture will no longer regulate/check students’ underwear color.

New color-changing cat sand from Japan reaches crowdfunding goal.

Cup Noodle Pro is Nissin’s latest way to up its instant ramen game.

More Newz.

Dog eats Rockford man’s big toe, saves his life.

Woman punches, knocks man to ground after he tried to choke girlfriend at bowling alley.

Goodwill worker finds mistakenly donated $42,000 cash.

Police bust ‘world’s biggest’ video-game-cheat operation.

Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show.

Pastor Accused Of Farting On Congregation’s Face Says “It’s A Demonstration Of God’s Power”.

Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto the highway.

Brian’s Cat in the Lap Story.

What I Had For Lunch.

Chicken sliders with baby waffles.

Burrito’s Quizno’s absence streak ends.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

There’s a miniature art “museum” on the moon that includes a drawing of a dick by Andy Warhol.

That Jack in The Box created a fake boy band called the Meaty Cheese Boys because NSYNC had a CD promo with McDonald’s and Backstreet Boys had it with Burger King.

Less than 3 percent of Americans live a healthy lifestyle.

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Afterparty Bonus Audio.

Vince Offer.

More commentary on The Last Blockbuster.

Kevin Smith.


Human Centipede.

Hot Towel Treatment at Sport Clips.

Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty

Slam City
Slam City
Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty

Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.

Double X Quantimino.

Jurassic Park in our lifetime?

True or False: Topanga.

Amazon Gift Card Challenge.

Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes.

This Is The Newz.

Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity.

Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch.

Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid.

SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud.

Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns.

Brian McFly’s Into The Future

Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married.

Former idol singer arrested on fraud charges, police say she found victims through dating apps.

Take a break from your hectic day with KitKat’s new “Spare Moment Almond and Cranberry”.

Foreign citizen arrested in Japan for throwing his bento trash in a mailbox.

More Newz.

Lebanon’s skinniest building was reportedly built by a man who wanted to ruin his brother’s seafront views.

Taoist master’s ‘mind control’ breast implants has Chinese authorities concerned.

Florida mom shows up to daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove, fights the child, and gets arrested.

Australian Government Official’s Anime Figures, Joker Statue Declared A “Psychological Hazard”.

Upper Peninsula man wakes to intruder holding gun to head, demanding his cats.

What I Had For Lunch.

McQuad Goals.

Eric America’s Learning Corner.

White holes are the hypothetical opposite of black holes. For example, the Big Bang might have been produced by a supermassive white hole explosion.

Caesar salad was invented in Mexico.

The glow in the dark effect of phosphorus was discovered by an alchemist boiling his own pee while searching for the Philosopher’s Stone: Hennig Brand.

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