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Episode 234: Other People’s Pizza

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“Hooked On Ass Eating. It’s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it’s ass eating.” If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you.

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FMK – Britney, Paris, Lindsay

‘Everybody Hurts’ by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time

The 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O’Connor’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ – while ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ by Queen was named as the happiest song

Signs of the Times: The end of Domino’s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums

Wing sauce flights

Arthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald’s charges extra for tomatoes.

Cloaca cars – cars covered in bird poop

Let them eat boo cake

Bryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill

This Is The Newz

North Carolina woman fights to keep her ‘FART’ license plate

Wallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner

Florida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants

Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student

Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner

Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver

I deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are

Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits

Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo

Hokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls

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Episode 233: Sloppy Toppy

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If you are searching for the most thought-provoking conversations from scholar-gentlemen, then look no further than The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. This time around, we finish reviewing the , deliver our infamous odd news commentary, and drop more of that quality banter that you expect from your favorite part-time friends.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 4: The Top 15

Japanese pro gamer kicked off e-sports team after saying short men shouldn’t have human rights

Tekken pro asks guys under 170 centimeters (67 inches) tall to “please live your life with the idea ‘I have no human rights’ in your mind.”

Sitcom brainstorm: Sloppy Toppy

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Man stunned when his dog lands £40 speeding ticket driving on motorway

Fans Confused After ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Wins Car On ‘Incorrect’ Answer

Study Finds Men With a Sense of Humor More Likely to Make Woman Orgasm

Driverless car appears to flee the scene after being pulled over by cops

Harmful chemicals found in toys and canned food at US discount stores

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Burger King releases the King Yeti on Japan

Optimus Prime and Megatron are now officially cute anime girls with Transformers Bishoujo

Police baffled by bizarre guard rail crime theft crime spree in Japan

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 232: Pop Punk Part 3

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Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about pop-punk music and odd but interesting news.

Alternate episode title: “Part Three of a Review of the 100 Greatest Pop Punk Songs of All Time (and Then Some)”

Discarded episode title candidates: “The Worst You Take From Every Heart You Break”, “Crashing a Hotel Room”, “Mausoleum”

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 3: 50 through 16

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre’s history, from Ramones Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, it’s been a great 30 years

Windows 3.1 is now 30 years old. The operating system launched back on April 6, 1992, and introduced several features that have since become ubiquitous.

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Lovestruck man fell for ‘Esther’ who he met online – but was fleeced of £160,000

Body of slain Maryland rapper Goonew propped up on nightclub stage in ‘horrifying’ display for public showing: reports

Human Corpse Ejected From Transport Van, Horse In Trailer OK In Multi-Vehicle Crash On Route 17

Whataburger debuts Spicy Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit, 2 new items

Lawsuit: MultCo man finds semen in salad at Red Robin

St. Louis restaurant stands up to Los Angeles ‘influencer,’ strikes nerve

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese man caught using fake IDs to sneak into matchmaking parties with younger women

70-year-old arrested after brawl with over 10 bikers

Senior in Takaoka City arrested for stealing up to 50 tanuki statues

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Episode 231: Cellophane

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Keep your ears warm and your pants tight with the witty banter and odd news commentary from The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 2: 74 through 51

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre’s history, from Ramones Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

BNN DXQ: Dating service in a vending machine? Burrito explains and asks Arthur to Arbit some curious, and potentially nefarious, pricing.

Ref: There’s a Tokyo vending machine that sells love in a can (or a shot at it)

And here we were thinking cans of hot green tea were amazing.

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I refused to fart in front of my boyfriend & ended up in hospital having surgery

Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant: ‘I want a beer’

British Woman Breaks World Record for Most Chicken McNuggets Eaten in One Minute

The future of fast food is a 12ft-square robot vending machine

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan’s best-selling beer is changing its recipe for the first time in 35 years

Yep, that’s a whole ice cream cone as a ramen topping, as this restaurant in Japan offers

Free anti-embarrassment bags to be handed out at Comiket

What I Had For Lunch

Wes Burrito has a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for the first time in a long time.

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Episode 230: Flavour of the Week

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Listen to a conversation taped at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Discover a shared experience that you’ve been craving all this time.

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Slam City Reviews Cleveland.com’s “The 100 greatest pop punk songs of all time”, Part 1: 100 through 75

Counting down the 100 best songs in the genre’s history, from Ramones and Green Day to Blink-182 and Paramore.

BNN DXQ: Tokyo police admit to losing 38 citizens’ personal data… that was stored on floppy disks

Data for the 2021 investigation was provided in a format most people stopped using more than a decade ago.

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Brazilian Woman Hospitalized with Trapped Gas as She Couldn’t Fart in Front of Partner

Woman’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years

Police say Burger King employee shot at customer who threw mayonnaise at her

Russian fast-food chain replacing McDonald’s reveals near-identical branding

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan is opening a video gaming/esports high school, and the idea isn’t as crazy as it sounds

Japanese gamer gear company’s gaming massager wants to keep your fingers, palms in fighting shape

Get huge discounts on Japanese hotels… provided you’re a space alien (or claim to be one)

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 229: Voices of Greason

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Hold on to your pueblos while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur as they bring you into their thought-provoking and entertaining conversations.

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Tech trends, old and new: Phone calling, paper, digital, wet signatures, cursive, checks

A look back at the cord-cutting movement

Food porn, ASMR, mukbang, pimple-popping, feet

Invents the Newz: Bitdefender Uncovers Serious Flaws In Wyze Security Cameras

Connected security cameras with streaming video and two-way audio are a great way to keep tabs on what happens at your home when you’re not there. They can also be a great way for hackers to spy on and terrorize victims.

Having a tinkle, a piddle? Draining the ol’ lizard? Taking a whizz, a leak, ‘scuse me but I gotta see a man about a horse… So many ways to say it but the real question is: sit or stand? Wait, is that a question? Smahtman Burrito whips out the stats!

Do men in Japan stand or sit to urinate? Survey reveals some surprising discoveries about men’s toilet habits.

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It Seems Like a Lot of You Are Cheating at Wordle

Is Someone (Really) Trying To Sue Burger King Over Too-Small Burgers?

Study Finds More Americans Have Anal Sex Than Use Twitter

Man at hotel accidentally shoots himself in testicles

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese hot spring charges almost 35 bucks for bucket of uncooked carrots, otaku likely to pay up

Japanese government now officially allowed to use question marks and exclamation points

Two men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 228: Cheese Eaters Self-Sucking By Proxy

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We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.

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Paging Art the Arbiter: when cheeseburgers costs the same as a hamburger

Our Whataburger All-Time Favorites

Ug Lee memorial but more so, reminiscing about Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts ice cream episode, Zeke the Plumber

Hey Dude

DXQ BNN Edition: Useless pillow? Budget sex doll? Can these thiccc thighs save lives? Slam City you be the judge! All in favor, say THIGH.

Busty anime girl mouse pad alternative: Life-size zaftig-thighed video game girl mousepad

This Is The Newz

Apple to replace iPhone with metaverse ‘contact lens’ that lets you live in VR

Company Offers Employees Masturbation Breaks With W*** Pods And VR

Ice Cream Machine Hackers Sue McDonald’s for $900 Million

Last summer’s heat wave in B.C. caused bees to ejaculate to death

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Nara deer stampede into marathon, hit runner in their path

Tokyo woman with signal blocked-TV loses appeal contesting her obligation to pay NHK fees

New Japanese hotpot restaurant directs you to melt an adorable bear like a movie villain

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: Klobasnek’s

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Episode 227: Savory Pie

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Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian pays $1k to have his balls lathered in goo

Hottest dating tip they’ll never, ever tell you. (Hint: Martin McFly shoes)

Twitch streamer Amouranth is now selling her farts in a jar for £750 ($1000) a pop

DXQ BNN Edition: Do you remember flip phones? Japan remembers. And they’re releasing a new one! Garakei, keitai denwa, sumatofon, sumaho, somafo, flip phone/feature phone, wtf does all this mean? Burrito explains!

Major Japanese phone company rolls out a brand-new flip phone

Shiny new old-school tech isn’t aimed only at people not ready to let go of what’s always worked for them.

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Burger King Is Reducing Its Nugget Count Due to Supply Chain Issues

Krispy Kreme Launches First-Ever TWIX Doughnuts

Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

14-year-old Japanese girl tosses cart from roof of Don Quijote, arrested for attempted murder

Stalker uncovered after committing hit and run while driving victim’s car

McDonald’s Japan adds a Beef Stew Pie to the menu, with an epic commercial to mark the release

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 226: Harmonica Sanchez, Judas Secure The Bag, Elisha II

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Minutiae Moment: Remove the Xmas car magnet until next Xmas. It’s every month except December right now.

Use Your Imagination: Cut scenes of violent or humiliating acts from the last time your blood boiled

Questions from Fight Club: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?

A&E Pulls Creepy New Show ‘Adults Adopting Adults’ Off Air and Scrubs It From Site

r/selfcuck

Brian had a doctor’s appointment

This Is The Newz

Japanese female pro gamer fired after saying men under 5 feet 7 inches tall ‘don’t have human rights’

Cross-country skiing: Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race

$940K Prepper Palace in Indiana Has a Well-Hidden Underground Bunker

Burglars Bust Through Wall to Steal $250,000 USD-Worth of Pokémon Product

What I Had For Lunch

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Episode 225: The Wax and Wane of Caribou Populations

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Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, and food talk.

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Sophie’s Choice

Do Burrito or Gemini agree with Claudio’s choice?

Ref: Claudio Sanchez Picks Best Coheed and Cambria Song for Introducing New Fans

Ghosts vs Cockroaches

Arthur the Arbiter: Did Billie Eilish use the McDonald’s app for free fries?

Quarter Pounder Review

KFC Japan releases official “how to eat fried chicken” guide

Apex Mexican food and the case of diminishing return

This Is The Newz

There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation

Mike Tyson’s cannabis brand is making ear-shaped weed gummies

California city may declare Chick-fil-A a “public nuisance”

‘Wheel of Fortune’: Misheard Eurythmics Song Lyric Sabotages Contestant

Burrito’s Nippon News

72-year-old Japanese woman has sights on 20th World Bench Press Championship in a row

Japan’s “all-you-can-quit” job-quitting service not what it seems, is also sneakily hard to quit

Japanese fast food chain serves up burgers with Camembert “buns”

What I Had For Lunch

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