Episode 178: Blood Code
We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.
Preshow.
Wes Burrito.
Soggy Ben’s Sex Journal.
The Take Notes T-shirt.
Bleach stains, radioactive yazz.
Godzilla Versus Dong.
Costco Kenny for Be Praised Mayo.
Double X Quantimino.
Mexican restaurants with dry-ass limes.
Mortal Kombat.
Gas Station Cuisine.
Slam City Sea Cucumbers.
Japanese mosaic ultra massive loads.
Sonic the Hedgehog is canon.
This Is The Newz.
Chicken wing shortage leaves restaurants scrambling for more. ‘It’s a predicament’.
Nathan’s Famous Brings Back 5-Cent Hot Dogs for First Time in More Than 100 Years.
Man builds poop wall in Washtenaw County after dispute with neighbor.
Oklahoma woman charged with felony for not returning VHS tape 21 years ago.
Argentina loses the country’s Google domain after a random citizen buys it for $5.
People named Josh battle it out with pool noodles in Nebraska to find the top Josh.
Kids use sandpit shovels to escape kindergarten to try to buy sports car.
Japanese man was arrested after ‘dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts’.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
A Hyogo man was arrested for stealing 13 tiny fish valued at 52,000 yen.
Daiso sells “emergency shelters,” and they have an amazing visual trick.
Live-action U.S.-produced Gundam movie is coming to Netflix.
Japanese toilets now measure fatigue levels at highway rest stops.
More Newz.
Kyoto woman accused of stalking police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.
An explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns.
The oldest whiskey believed to be in existence is soon to be up for auction.
Intruders trespass at Denny’s, cook eggs — twice.
Man arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing.
Japanese Zoo Finds Out Why Its Toucans Keep Flirting but Won’t Get It On.
Dunkin’ Is Introducing Coconut Milk To Its Stores With 3 All New Refreshers.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
That one of the honey badgers defense is to go for the groin area. Basically ripping its prey’s testicles off until they bleed to death.
Voice actor Frank Welker has voiced Fred from Scooby Doo continuously since the show’s inception except for one series where the characters were children. You may also know him as the voice of Megatron from the live action Transformers movies!
A helium balloon on the moon, unlike what might feel intuitive, would drop to the ground as if it was heavy.
The average American child eats 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high school; the average adult consumes a PB&J three times a month.
Despite being the best camouflage, mammals cannot produce green pigment, hence the reason there are no green mammals.
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Added May 07th, 2021
Episode 177: Medium Rare
Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Steakhouse Dining.
Chuck roast versus Gemini Jackson.
Mexican butcher shops.
Post Nut Clarity.
Drew Barrymore movies.
McFly’s McJob.
McFly’s Date Night.
This Is The Newz.
Woman Caught Spraying Her Breast Milk Around At South California Festival.
A Florida McDonald’s is paying people $50 just to show up for a job interview, and it’s still struggling to find applicants.
McDonald’s partners with BTS on a new celebrity meal — with spicy Korean dipping sauce.
Strip club says Usher did not use fake money to tip dancers in Las Vegas.
Two women busted for trying to use a $1M bill — at a Dollar General store.
Cat in Japan alerts people to elderly man who fell into a ditch, made the police chief for a day.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese police search for a man who stole 1.1 million yen in tiny fish.
Japanese man was arrested for stealing women’s shoes and replacing them with new ones.
Man arrested in Kobe after stuffing fried chicken into woman’s mailbox.
Wife takes revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his Yu-Gi-Oh! collection for millions of yen.
More Newz.
Video shows driver jumping rising drawbridge in Daytona Beach.
Peloton Tread+ Treadmill Safety Incident.
N.C. man throws rabid bobcat after it attacks wife.
Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic and Suez Canal blockage.
Red Lobster Releases Massive “Codzilla” Fish Burger.
Costco Just Made This Big Change To Its Samples.
Drug Cartel Now Assassinates Its Enemies With Bomb-Toting Drones.
TSA finds a lump of crystal meth inside a traveler’s breakfast burrito.
This Robot ‘Urinates’ Beer on Command.
Teenager Arrested For DUI While Operating Amish Buggy In Lawrence County.
SEGA Urged To Pick A Different Font After Promo Picture Looks Like Anal Battle.
Burglar Pleads Guilty After Downloading Porn During Break-in, Leaving Semen on Laptop.
A man bitten while using barbecue tongs to remove rattlesnake.
A man kicked so hard by an attacker his testicle had to be removed.
What I Had For Lunch.
Boomchi Bucks.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by pushing them down to their throats to compact their food into their digestive system.
The Monkey and the Frog.
The Chicken Ranch was the Oldest Continually Operating Whorehouse in the United States when it closed in 1973. – During the Great Depression the “house of ill repute” offered time with a “lady of the evening” in exchange for a chicken. The brothel was listed on the tax rolls as a poultry farm.
When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go fck yourself” I don’t know what is.
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Added April 30th, 2021
Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
May Yonaise be praised! From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
Double X Quantimino.
Slam City’s “street franchise” and what they sell.
How do you pronounce “mayonnaise”?
Bryan McFly’s Into the Future: Human cloacas and what we can expect in 2069: The Great Genital Swxtch.
J Roper Explained.
Your single favorite euphemism for “rubbing one out”.
Burrito is moving out of his home of 9 years to another place.
Collecting trading cards.
White Van Scam Explained.
Introducing Detective Dick Hawks.
This Is The Newz.
Brit who was posted home from Australia wants to find men who nailed crate shut.
Texas Man Tried to Blow Up the Internet.
Door stolen from car at NY dealership.
Jimmy Dean Is Debuting Savory ‘breakfast Nuggets’.
Guy steals $21 million of lunar rocks to have ‘sex on the moon’.
Colorado looks to legalize human composting — yes, your dead body could become garden soil.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Entire crew of Going Merry arrested by police in Japan (no, not on April 1).
The sea cucumbers they poached along the way actually are a sort of treasure.
Original Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony plans leaked, with Akira and Mario taking centre stage.
7-Eleven to build 7-Eleven in the parking lot of another 7-Eleven.
What’s it like to shop at Family Mart’s first “unmanned convenience store” in Japan?
More Newz.
S.Pellegrino’s New Coffee-Inspired Sparkling Water Features a Caffeine Kick.
Egypt To ‘Ever Given’ Owners: Pay Us $1 Billion Or You Aren’t Getting Your Big Boat Back.
A Florida woman who claimed to be Harry Potter killed a judge in a hit-and-run.
Stolen Doritos Truck Chase in Oklahoma City Lasts 100 Miles.
El Paso man kept 29 bags of money while working in an armored delivery service.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Sharks do not have bones.
As Drone Bees mate with Queen Bees mid-flight, all blood in the Drone’s body rushes to his endophallus causing him to lose control of his body. After inseminating the queen, his body falls to the ground leaving part of his endophallus in the queen.
The platypus has no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin.
Whales have inverted nipples and produce milk so fatty it has the same texture as toothpaste.
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Added April 22nd, 2021
Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, food talk, and some fun facts to top it off.
Double X Quantimino.
Baby born with three penises makes medical history.
Nature’s Cereal, coconut milk, umami.
The Truman Show with Brian McFly.
Xennials.
The Burrito Bandito’s Top 20 DC Villains.
Donkey shows?
True or false?: Greased up donkey hole.
This Is The Newz.
Georgia Man Who Received 91,515 Pennies As Final Paycheck Cashes Out.
Lizard climbs up supermarket shelves as it raids a store for food.
Geologist beaten up by ‘angriest octopus’ on beach.
Woman thought she was passing a kidney stone in the toilet – but she was having a baby.
Sealed Super Mario Bros. sells for $660,000, shattering record for most expensive game ever.
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ fans cry foul after contestant loses out due to ‘dumb rule’.
Popular female biker unmasked as a 50-year-old man in Japan.
Woman shoots at Burger King employees over wait time at drive-thru.
‘I spent $15,000’: Man arrested at Disney resort in Florida after refusing temperature check.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japan’s Olympic stadium to fill thousands of empty spectator seats with waifu pillows.
Man climbs down the side of a building in Tokyo to steal…a bunch of Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.
Hitachi has an insane onomatopoeia troubleshooting guide for its washing machine.
We try blue beer made with drift ice from Hokkaido.
More Newz.
‘Deep Nostalgia’ Can Now Make Old Photos of Your Relatives Dance and Blow Kisses.
Woman finds out son’s bride is her long-lost daughter on their wedding day.
Stories about Michael Jordan’s secret golf course, nicknamed ‘Slaughterhouse 23,’ are starting to leak.
Woman finds WWII room untouched for decades hidden in ‘storage cupboard’.
Cows Are Being Fitted With VR Goggles to Increase Milk Production?
‘Chaos of clicks and sounds from below’ as 70 orcas kill blue whale.
Pageant Winner Has Crown Grabbed Off Head, Given To Runner-Up.
Rare original Superman comic sells for record $3.25 million.
Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll faces charges.
Monkeys on the loose on Cincinnati’s west side.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
A man won the $5.5 million state lottery but had to forfeit the winnings because he bought the ticket with the proceeds of selling 36 grams of cocaine to a federal informant.
3 adult games for the NES were created during the 1990s but Nintendo refused to license them. Peek-A-Boo Poker, Bubble Bath Babes, and Hot Slots are now highly sought after, fetching as much as $800 per game.
On the first day the Suez Canal opened, Nov 17, 1869, a French ship named the Péluse ran aground and blocked the canal, forcing ships stuck in the canal to wait until the next morning when the Péluse was hauled away.
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After Party: More triphallia discussion.
Added April 16th, 2021
Episode 174: Hold Your Breath
Enjoy some quality time with the scholarly gentlemen of Slam City as they discuss the topics that matter most: Double X Quantimino, Odd Newz, Burrito’s Nippon News, What I Had For Lunch, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino.
A reflection on the Ever Given fiasco, the ship that got stuck.
Riding around in cars with boys: Any bands you enjoyed and looked forward to listening to when you were in a sibling or friend’s car but that band wasn’t in your CD collection?
Could the Slam Citizens write and record a ska demo EP in one weekend so that we can usher in the fourth wave? What would our ska band be called? The Four Gregs, Chicken In a Biscuit, Citizen Skank, The Pick It Ups.
Tip to Taint: What is the true measure of success?
A skapera, a skancept album. Skandalous.
Would your 23-year-old self piss off your current old man self? Time travel scenario.
True or False?: Onions
If you could only bring one Radiohead song to a deserted island.
Bone Killer: Hold your breath to rid your unwanted erection.
This Is The Newz.
Company Pays Man His Last Pay Cheque In Grease-Covered Pennies.
Illinois woman charged with false report after claiming she was being taken to Florida against her will.
Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps to make a marshmallow soda.
Houston tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings.
Nike denies involvement with Lil Nas X ‘Satan Shoes’ containing human blood.
Nike Gets Judge to Halt Sales of Lil Nas X’s ‘Satan Shoes’.
Bizarre reason onion ad banned.
NASA Discovers Gas Emanating From Uranus.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Osaka YouTubers’ stupid plan to live-stream marijuana dealer’s arrest backfires, stupidly.
Public schools in Japan’s Saga Prefecture will no longer regulate/check students’ underwear color.
New color-changing cat sand from Japan reaches crowdfunding goal.
Cup Noodle Pro is Nissin’s latest way to up its instant ramen game.
More Newz.
Dog eats Rockford man’s big toe, saves his life.
Woman punches, knocks man to ground after he tried to choke girlfriend at bowling alley.
Goodwill worker finds mistakenly donated $42,000 cash.
Police bust ‘world’s biggest’ video-game-cheat operation.
Italian mafia fugitive caught after police find YouTube cooking show.
Pastor Accused Of Farting On Congregation’s Face Says “It’s A Demonstration Of God’s Power”.
Traffic flowing on I-95 after containers of radioactive material dumped onto the highway.
Brian’s Cat in the Lap Story.
What I Had For Lunch.
Chicken sliders with baby waffles.
Burrito’s Quizno’s absence streak ends.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
There’s a miniature art “museum” on the moon that includes a drawing of a dick by Andy Warhol.
That Jack in The Box created a fake boy band called the Meaty Cheese Boys because NSYNC had a CD promo with McDonald’s and Backstreet Boys had it with Burger King.
Less than 3 percent of Americans live a healthy lifestyle.
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Afterparty Bonus Audio.
Vince Offer.
More commentary on The Last Blockbuster.
Kevin Smith.
Tusk.
Human Centipede.
Hot Towel Treatment at Sport Clips.
Added April 09th, 2021
Episode 173: Power Dynamic Thirty
Gemini, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, WIHFL, and Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino.
Jurassic Park in our lifetime?
True or False: Topanga.
Amazon Gift Card Challenge.
Burrito’s Top 20 DC Heroes.
This Is The Newz.
Immature Hero Bikes 2,550 Miles From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek For Charity.
Heinz Is Releasing Wild Condiments Like Wasabioli, Tarchup, And Hanch.
Police seize real gun disguised as Nerf toy in North Carolina drug raid.
SF couple who ran trendy poop-testing startup charged with fraud.
Penis Size Is Shrinking Due To Environmental Pollution, Scientist Warns.
Brian McFly’s Into The Future
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese company allows workers to take vacation to grieve if favorite idol singer gets married.
Former idol singer arrested on fraud charges, police say she found victims through dating apps.
Take a break from your hectic day with KitKat’s new “Spare Moment Almond and Cranberry”.
Foreign citizen arrested in Japan for throwing his bento trash in a mailbox.
More Newz.
Lebanon’s skinniest building was reportedly built by a man who wanted to ruin his brother’s seafront views.
Taoist master’s ‘mind control’ breast implants has Chinese authorities concerned.
Florida mom shows up to daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove, fights the child, and gets arrested.
Australian Government Official’s Anime Figures, Joker Statue Declared A “Psychological Hazard”.
Upper Peninsula man wakes to intruder holding gun to head, demanding his cats.
What I Had For Lunch.
McQuad Goals.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
White holes are the hypothetical opposite of black holes. For example, the Big Bang might have been produced by a supermassive white hole explosion.
Caesar salad was invented in Mexico.
The glow in the dark effect of phosphorus was discovered by an alchemist boiling his own pee while searching for the Philosopher’s Stone: Hennig Brand.
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Added April 03rd, 2021
Episode 172: Oxford Comma Police / The Boyfriend Experience
From tip to taint, this episode of Slam City covers the happenings of two former Blockbuster employees and two gentlemen/scholars, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.
Double X Quantimino.
The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.
Reminiscing about Blockbuster, the video rental store concept, and VHS.
True or False: Former Gold Coast sex worker with two vaginas reveals how her rare condition helped her career.
The Poophole Loophole.
Why in 2021 are people still able to take shitty photos of stuff they’re selling on the internet?
Is a 4th Wave of Ska inevitable? Another ska revival?
Discussion about mainstream rock music today.
JNCO Boy.
Discovering ska.
Recording No Face by The Suicide Machines on a Talkboy up to a TV speaker.
My Town by Buck-O-Nine.
Reality TV: Survivor, There’s Something About Miriam, Solitary.
This Is The Newz.
Man stole a 400-pound slide from the playground, mounted it on a bunk bed.
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon.
Beeple NFT Sold for $69.3M at Christie’s Auction.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Adorable baby ape born at Japanese zoo…to a mom who lives alone.
Asahi opens an online store to sell their edible cups, aiming to reduce plastic waste.
Japanese government workers were punished for leaving work two minutes early.
Life-size AND poseable Rei Ayanami Evangelion figure could be yours for a small fortune.
More Newz.
Woman created ‘deepfake’ videos to force rivals off daughter’s cheerleading squad: police.
Earlimart man arrested after search finds $167K in catalytic converters.
Doctors warn people not to insert frozen potatoes.
Woman says we should sit on the toilet backwards so you can eat at the same time.
Shaq poured milk on testicles after burning them with pain relief gel in a game.
DC warning letter about using comic characters in NFTs is being sold as an NFT.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
The lack of an Oxford comma in the wording of a state law laying out what activities qualify a worker for overtime pay, more than 120 drivers for the Oakhurst Dairy became eligible for a multi-million settlement for unpaid overtime.
The average body temperature of a “healthy” human has actually dropped from 98.6 degrees to 97.5 degrees over the past 150 years.
Venus rotates backwards. So does Uranus.
McFly shares a story about bowling a 300.
Caesar said in Greek: ‘Kai su, teknon’ (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin ‘Et tu, Brute?’). It literally means ‘You too, child,’ but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. The words ‘kai su’ often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not ‘the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son’ but more along the lines of ‘See you in hell, punk.’
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Added March 25th, 2021
Episode 171: Books, Farts, and Broken Hearts
Thought-provoking topics and odd news are discussed on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with your triple uranium hosts and part-time friends Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur.
Double X Quantimino.
Selling your soul for a billion dollars.
Sitting or standing to wipe. Who does what? Gemini reveals his secret.
True or False?: Cannibal play.
Cannibalism discussion.
Tipping is a Myth.
This Is The Newz.
Sony’s latest patent application: a banana PlayStation controller.
Burger King UK Responds to Criticism Over International Women’s Day Tweet.
Papa John’s former CEO says he’s been ‘working to get rid of the N-word’ in his vocabulary.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
10 yakuza members arrested for stealing sea cucumbers from the ocean.
Oysters from a Japanese vending machine.
Who actually writes Japan’s Letters from Little Sister and schoolgirl love letter capsule toys?
Man arrested for sending 37 death threats to Square Enix because he couldn’t win at a game.
More Newz.
Bigfoot bounty balloons to $2.1M in massive campaign to capture creature.
Panda Express workers forced to strip in ‘cult-like’ team-building seminar, lawsuit alleges.
Cat Attacks Pilot, Forcing Plane To Make Emergency Landing.
Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Sex.
Escaped convict lands himself back in prison after coming out of hiding to buy a video game.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
The song ‘Who let the dogs out?’ sparked a bidding war between Nickelodeon and Disney. Disney wanted it to be in the movie 101 Dalmatians, and Nickelodeon wanted it to be in Rugrats in Paris. In the end, Nickelodeon offered the band their own concert special, and paid the cost of the video.
The “Mariko Aoki effect” is when people have an urge to poop caused by visiting a bookstore.
“Asparagus pee” is actually dependent on two factors. Whether or not someone’s body makes the smelly pee, AND whether or not someone can smell said pee.
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Added March 19th, 2021
Episode 170: The Call of the Void
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast provides the universe with comical, witty, and thought-provoking conversations from triple uranium award-winning hosts Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
Double X Quantimino.
Gemini did not rinse after brushing.
True or False?: Traps.
China makes Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals. The long game, four degrees warmer.
Memories about TV.
1992.
Muzzy.
This Is The Newz.
Border agents seize 277 pounds of banned bologna.
Woman linked to crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth.
Iowa pizzeria serves up breakfast pizza with Froot Loops and cheese.
Luby’s.
Tic Tacs.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Breast material shortage causing delay for explosively popular US$479 busty anime girl mousepad.
Town in Japan has an adorable boob mascot, makes City Boob Declaration for a touching reason.
Burger King Japan’s Strong Magma Super One Pound Beef Burger has us quaking in our boots.
Japanese whisky sweet potatoes: A super-easy, super-delicious snack you can make in seconds.
More Newz.
Amazon makes an adjustment to its app icon after comparisons to Hitler mustache.
Three drunk drivers all crash into each other in Mount Pleasant after 2 AM on a Sunday.
Man creates penis shapes with his running routes to raise money for testicular cancer.
Dutch sex workers protest to get back to business. 5-feet distance is not a problem, they claim.
Emirati arrested for stealing camel for gift to girlfriend.
Goodwill worker finds $5,000 left in donated jacket pocket.
15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale.
78 pounds of wool sheared from sheep found living in the wild.
What I Had For Lunch.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
The reason Fear Factor was cancelled was because they had a challenge where the contestants drank donkey semen. It wasn’t even the final test to win the grand prize.
Jigsaw puzzles almost never have the number of pieces they say on the box: most “1000-piece” puzzles are 38 x 27 = 1026.
The nails on your dominant hand grow faster than the rest, as do the nails on your longer fingers. Your fingernails also grow faster during the day and during the summer.
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Added March 11th, 2021
Episode 169: The Fifth Jack by the Eleventh Hour
Gemini, Brian, and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for Double X Quantimino, The Newz, What I Had For Lunch, and Learning Corner.
Double X Quantimino
The first-ever product recall of a food because of its genetically engineered ingredients was when Taco Bell brand taco shells were pulled from stores after tests confirmed the presence of an ingredient not approved for human consumption.
What is your go-to at Taco Bell?
Deep dive into Mexican food.
Black holes ‘sing’ at a frequency similar to a B flat, but located 57 octaves below middle C.
What did you have your dck in before tiddies.
Last episode, Eric America mentioned in his Learning Corner that small breasts are often more attractive to men who’ve just eaten. McFly did the scientific studies about liking big breasts more before eating.
This Is The Newz.
Metallica’s BlizzCon Performance Ruined By Twitch.
TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to ‘Prove’ the Snow is Fake.
Phoenix family discovers 5,000 fentanyl pills inside daughter’s thrift store toy.
Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work.
Kids expelled from Catholic school over mom selling adult photos.
Perth police hunt a man with a swastika on forehead who attacked a woman using a flamethrower.
Fry’s Electronics suddenly went out of business.
200 Coffins Fall Into Sea As Cemetery Collapses in Italy.
1 In 3 Drivers Say Cars Are Too Full Of Junk To Have Room For Passengers.
Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.
Chinese court orders man to pay ex-wife $7,700 for housework in landmark divorce case.
What I Had For Lunch.
The Strive for Five AKA The Fifth Jack.
Eric America’s Learning Corner.
Around the globe, people are eating more cheese. Americans alone have gone from eating 16lbs to 37lbs of cheese each per year. Cheese consumption has even been growing in places like China which traditionally did not have much cheese consumption.
That after brushing your teeth you should spit, don’t rinse! Rinsing your mouth results in the protective ingredients being removed from your teeth.
When Mr. Potato Head was first introduced, parents were expected to supply their own potato. Federal regulations made the pieces less sharp, so Hasbro was forced to include a plastic potato with pre-made holes.
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Added March 04th, 2021