Episode 208: Celery Tastes Like the Ranch You Put On It
From tip to taint, the premiere based podcast taped at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District brings you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino
What level are you? Tenga Men’s Training Cup Levels 01-05
Spermigate: Spermicide Conspiracy
True or False?: “Komboin is a piece of kelp in a bikini, who promotes kombu seaweed from Kushiro City, Japan.”
Finnish Prime Minister
Minutiae Minutes: Cars with bubbled-up window tint
Michelin Stars
Celery
Wes Burrito reviews MOTU: Revelation Part 2
Macarena translation
This Is The Newz.
Plumber Finds Cache Of Money Behind Loose Toilet In Wall At Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Mega-Church
Fuming drivers fined £70 after council paints yellow lines under parked cars
Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man’s rear
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ Audio Drama in the Works with Original Cast
Sarco suicide capsule ‘passes legal review’ in Switzerland
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Flight out of Narita Airport delayed because of a turtle on the runway
(Burrito felt like he got hit by a truck after his vaccine booster.)
Man in Japan arrested for breaking into ex-girlfriend’s apartment to steal her Nintendo Switch
Japan’s new drinkable curry in a can
Pizza Hut sandwiches? Japanese lunch packs will never be the same again
Japanese company creates a tiny sock for your big toe
More Newz.
Tree that smells like rotting fish is so invasive states are offering bounties to kill it
Jamaican Government Launches Campaign About How Great Weed Is
Salt truck overturns on I-88 in Aurora
New Hampshire woman allegedly kept mother’s corpse for months while Social Security payments continued
Jacques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91
Italian researchers have built a humanoid robot that may one day fly like Iron Man
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 18th, 2021
Episode 207: Maybe Broken Furniture Got Limos Instead
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and world news commentary from the Thicccum Farmz Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts, Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood, also share what they had for Lunch.
Double X Quantimino.
Renaming Dollar Tree as Dollar Twenty Tree with prices being over a dollar. Dollar Tree is raising its standard price point to $1.25.
A debate about the Hypebeast article “French Montana Says It Is Harder To Make It as a Rapper Than in the NBA”
Brian hates Lil Caesar’s, a discussion about the top national pizza chains
Great for Radio: Would You F This Robot?
Burrito reviews Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” better than Roger Ebert ever could.
Perpetual motion
Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus
Wes Burrito’s Wrapped on Spotify
Minutiae Moment brainstorm
Fanny pack for End Time
This Is The Newz.
Brass Against Vocalist Sophia Urista Urinates on Fan Onstage During “Welcome to Rockville” Set
Sold for $450m to Saudi prince, ‘Salvator Mundi’ deemed not painted by Leonardo
Cocaine worth $44 million found in onion rings cargo at UK border
Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake ‘Rent-A-Hitman’ website
Temple Police arrest woman seen in video throwing soup at restaurant employee’s face
Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn’t Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
“Who the hell are you?” Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him
Cat owner who sold car to pay for pet’s treatment gets huge surprise from world’s best buyer
Japanese police reminding drivers not to perform the illegal “Ibaraki Dash” maneuver
Starbucks unveils new Roasted Sweet Potato Frappuccino in Japan
More Newz.
FBI demands drivers in freeway cash grab return stolen money dropped by truck
A Truck Carrying $400K Worth of Jack Daniel’s Overturned in Tennessee
Albatross divorce rates going up due to climate change
‘It was pretty overdue’: Boise library book returned 110 years after being checked out
Thailand police warn sexy crispy pancake vendor to wear a bra, maintain social distance from customers
Hiding in plain sight: How one of the country’s most wanted fugitives led a quiet life in Lynnfield
He asked for a shorter jail term after cheating women for sex. Chief Justice doubles his sentence instead
New eco-friendly plastic made of SALMON SPERM is created in China
Catalytic converters stolen off 43 Riverside Unified buses
What I Had For Lunch
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Added December 10th, 2021
Episode 206: The Aight Collection, Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding God on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
The Aight Collection is a medley of choice audio clips from Slam City. Volume 6: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole is a compilation of hand-picked gems from Episodes 175 through 183 of the Slam City podcast.
The Aight Collection
Volume 6: Quantimino Chronicles, Chapter LXIX: Finding G∅d on the Other Side of the Glory Hole
“May Yonaise Be Praised”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Triphallia”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
“18.9 Inches”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Twin Peaks”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Groceries”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Julio Tejas Ad”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Knuckles”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Half A Beer”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Testosterone”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Euphemisms”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Ultramassive Loads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Arcana” / “Sweet Gum”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Histamine Response”, from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
“Watermelon Girl”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Blacklight”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Shop Talk During Break”, an outtake from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“The Great Genital Swxtch”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Ronald McDonald”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Czech in the Mail” / “SpongeBob Popsicles”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Traveling Gloryhole”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Milk”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Whale Cheese”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Poisonous”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Street™ Cologne”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Pigs Can Breathe Via Their Rectum”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Jolie’s Bees”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Hot Cheetos for Spider Monkeys”, from Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding
“Daddy Juice Energy Ad”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Sea Cucumber Crimes”, from Episode 176: May Yonaise Be Praised
“Toilet Fatigue”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Hitachi Shower Heads”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Fcking In Tents”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Shoe Thief Set Free”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Panty Thieves”, from Episode 180: The Last Josh
“Ten Dollar Bananas”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Tissue Hat”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Chop Suey”, from Episode 181: Good Eye, Sniper
“Smeg & Sand”, from Episode 178: Blood Code
“Gyros, Pubitron, Hallelujah”, from Episode 183: Burgers, Marilyn, Gyromite
“Eric America’s Learning Corner”, from Episode 175: Fish Out of Water
“Blo-N-Go Hair Dryer Ad”, from Episode 177: Medium Rare
“Take Warning” (hidden track), an outtake from Episode 179: Falcon Sex Hat
Slam City: Gemini Jackson, Wes “The Burrito Bandito” Burrito, Brian McFly, Arthur Dood.
Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, Slam City USA.
Produced by Arthur Dood for Slam City Radio.
Assistant producer: Jaymark Balenciaga.
Added December 02nd, 2021
Episode 205: Memento mori
“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch.
Double X Quantimino.
Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman – These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive
Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z.
The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole
Eating in the car
This Is The Newz.
There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg
M’sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook’s Meta rebrand
2021 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees Announced – The Strong Museum of Play
Venomous sharks found in London’s Thames river
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara
Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again
Crazy shiitake crane game out lets you win mushrooms by winning mushrooms that aren’t mushrooms
Japan’s oldest McDonald’s worker defies age barriers, inspires everyone at the age of 93
Japan’s Bear Paw Cafe: A safe space for staff with mental health challenges
More Newz.
Woman claims her life is harder because she is ‘attractive’
‘Plus-size Hooters’ in booty shorts spark debate: We are ‘sexy and confident’
Waitress reveals she made only ONE PENNY during six-week pay period
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 18th, 2021
Episode 204: Sure to Make the Bodies Drop
Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Arthur the Arbiter Versus Veganism
Arby’s wings
Brian’s top 5 human fluids
Godzilla turned 67.
“I am become death.”
Hedorah
Slam poetry is boring.
Franksplaining.
This Is The Newz.
Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions
Taiwanese teacher uses adult video platform Pornhub to teach mathematics
‘This why my packages always late’: Viral TikTok shows woman in the back of Amazon worker’s truck, sparking speculation
Porn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami’s NBA stadium to become the ‘BangBros Center’
Ontario man says he found rocks in President’s Choice frozen berries and was offered $300 in points if he kept quiet
Mom banned as Orange elementary school volunteer after anonymous letter reveals OnlyFans page
Elon Musk wants to start a university with a very immature name
Japan startup targets supercar users with $700,000 hoverbike
Texas woman points gun at 7-year-old for trick-or-treating outside her home
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Class up your campsite with these Japanese sake pouches designed for the outdoors
Japanese office disaster: man pees in drink bottle of woman coworker because “he liked her”
Sapporo man attempts to rob store with lighter, goes as you’d expect
Could you eat 50 beef cutlet refill pieces? If so, this Japanese restaurant will let you eat for free
More Newz.
1,000 Andy Warhol sketches offered for $250 each — but only one is real
I’m a doctor & this is how to get rid of an unwanted erection in just 30 seconds
A COVID-19 victim’s body that was supposed to be used for medical research was dissected in front of a live audience in a hotel ballroom without the family’s consent
Florida teacher won’t face charges for showing R-rated film
The McPlant tastes just like any McDonald’s burger
Men with ‘golden penis syndrome’ are ruining sex and dating for women
The McRib Is Back at McDonald’s. It’s Also an NFT
Tom Hanks says he refused to pay $28 million to join Jeff Bezos in space
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 12th, 2021
Episode 203: Cautiously Optimistic
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes.
Double X Quantimino.
Perspectives – If you were told that your remains could become long pig, would you let the humans eat your flesh or not? What if you had no choice but knew that you would be the main course of a food review video on YouTube?
Lawn gnomes
What makes Cowboy Bebop a great anime series
Dune 2021
Just Egg – The commercials annoy Arthur, but the product annoys him even more.
Spirited away – If jizz were ghosts
In the room where it happened (not a Hamilton reference)
Burrito hates Pearl Jam and R.E.M.
This Is The Newz.
Hooters waitress left in tears by customer’s rude message on receipt
This is how you run a £37,000 tab in a London restaurant
Man ordered to trim his bush which he’s been growing for 20 years
Egypt detains artist robot Ai-Da before historic pyramid show
‘Testicle bath’ birth control device earns Germany’s Dyson Prize
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese roller coaster keeps breaking riders’ bones, now under federal investigation
Japan’s number-one cosplayer Enako reveals shocking amount she earns from manga gravure modeling
Osaka man arrested for smearing poo on teen’s backpack
Japanese man says “I’m a Vietnamese” while pointing knife at convenience store worker to rob her
More Newz.
New Owners of Wu-Tang Clan Album ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin’ Revealed
Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns
Woman shocked to find whole potato in a bag of Aldi crisps
Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage
Kellogg’s sued for $5M over alleged lack of strawberries in Pop-Tarts
Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled onto California highway
What I Had For Lunch
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Added November 05th, 2021
Episode 202: Ride or Die
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence.
Pre-show.
Drops of Jupiter.
Gemini’s grade school history project
Tila Tequila.
Sodium one-liner.
Double X Quantimino.
Superman.
Catwoman: Lonely City.
Lilith.
The Beatles.
Ruby Tuesday.
Brian’s Botched Circumcision.
Intermission.
Botched circumcision commentary.
Gemini tells a joke. “student council”
This Is The Newz.
Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules
Melissa Joan Hart becomes the first to win $1 million on ‘Celebrity Wheel of Fortune’
Disgraced ‘Billionaire’ Says He Faked His Way Onto the Rich Lists
I found an Amazon folder with thousands of audio recordings from my home gadgets
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Japanese firework catapults a teddy bear into the sky
Electronic grandchild “Ami-chan” developed by Takara Tomy
“World’s most spacious public toilet” baffles the mind in Japan
Man in Kyoto leaves bag of red-stained knives in front of stranger’s house
More Newz.
West Japan man arrested for alleged sale of porn videos with pixelated images altered by AI – The Mainichi
Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes
I went dumpster diving at my local Whole Foods and found $1,000 worth of fresh baked goods, produce
Local TV Station Apologizes For Playing Porn During Weather Report
Penis plant in bloom in Leiden; Third time ever in Europe
Worker exposes how fast-food ice can make you sick in viral TikTok
Taco Bell Fans Are Mourning the Sudden End of This Beloved Item
What I Had For Lunch
Burrito ate Burger King.
Clam jam.
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Added October 29th, 2021
Episode 201: Pressure Makes Diamonds
Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know.
Double X Quantimino.
Zero spending days are a myth.
Band logos.
The new Batman movie: The Batman
2019 film Lighthouse
Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl
Bomb Queen
Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock
Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it.
Thursday – Full Collapse
Strung Out – An American Paradox
Coheed and Cambria – Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow
Rage Against the Machine – The Battle of Los Angeles
Gorillaz – Demon Days
The Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium
Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru
This Is The Newz.
Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them
Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives
UK Man Wears Fatsuit, Disguises Himself as a Black Woman Before Carrying Out Acid Attack on Ex-Girlfriend
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Cup Noodle now has cute cats and judgmental foxes waiting underneath its lids
Honda releases official doggy wheel accessories, Shiba Inu shift selectors for your car
Food delivery service’s payment processing error allows some people to eat for free…for 3 years
Furious train otaku in Japan confront foreign bicyclist after he gets in the way of their cameras
Kadokawa president apologizes and takes pay cut for his comments about censoring manga
More Newz.
Shoppers are shocked after learning ‘correct’ way to pronounce ‘IKEA’
Banksy artwork that was shredded after auction sells for 20 times its pre-shredded price
What I Had For Lunch
Unhealthy snacks
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Added October 22nd, 2021
Episode 200: Word Museum, Wax Bottles, or Pride of Lions
We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week.
Double X Quantimino.
Canned water.
Wax bottles.
What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer?
An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him.
Maria Bamford.
Brian bombed at comedy open mic.
This Is The Newz.
McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds
IKEA cites ‘health and safety’ for hidden cameras in toilets
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one
Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget?
You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients
Japanese artist sells people’s darkest secrets encased in concrete
Saitama man repeatedly steals food from store by making his phone say “PayPay♫”
More Newz.
Crypto CEO threatens customers after mistakenly sending them millions
Kate Moss’ daughter Lila walks the ramp at Milan Fashion Week wearing her insulin pump
What I Had For Lunch.
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Added October 14th, 2021
Episode 199: Gold Mothra
This episode opens with a discussion of a story of a man who ejaculates from his anus followed by a two-part “Plug In & Hate” session about long lines and mis-delivered packages. Then we talk about Rodan from Godzilla, a crazy girl, Brian’s dating life, and today’s rock star lifestyle. Newz, BNN, Lunch, then we’re done but not for long.
Double X Quantimino.
A Rare Medical Complication Caused a Man to Ejaculate from His Anus.
Plug In & Hate Part 1: Waiting in lines where the end of the line is inefficient.
Plug In & Hate Part 2: Receiving mis-delivered packages.
Re-visiting anime television series Godzilla Singular Point.
True or False? 19-year-old arrested for the death of a man who died after being set on fire at his home.
Inquiring minds want to know: First dates with Brian in the dating app game.
Do today’s rock stars still battle the same substance abuse demons like their predecessors or have the late Millennials and Gen Z learned their lesson? Or are the musicians with demons not idolized like the rock stars that didn’t survive? Or is Big Brother Records keeping the cap on the bottle and grooming today’s rock stars to know they will be quickly dismissed if the demons take over?
This Is The Newz.
Video shows woman pulling out gun in Chipotle after store closes early.
A North Carolina family finds an unknown woman in mother’s casket.
Impossible’s new vegan nuggets taste better than McNuggets. Sadly, that’s not saying much.
This animal has survived for centuries without having sex.
(Avengers #200)
Man Almost Fights His Way Into an Airplane Cockpit on Flight From Boston.
Scientists Working on a Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole.
Haunted house actor accidentally stabs an 11-year-old boy.
Keen spirit: Australian cyclist uses GPS to recreate Nirvana’s Nevermind cover.
Burrito’s Nippon Newz.
Tokyo cafe serves special drinks and desserts for your anime crush, welcomes otaku/fujoshi diners.
Aomori police are on the lookout for a man shouting unsolicited advice at kids about dating and ramen.
Is Japan’s new Super Combined Cup Noodle series really as great as it claims to be?
Cup Noodle Sodas: Culinary innovation or beverage abomination?
Cup Noodle pouch satisfies our never-ending need for instant ramen.
More Newz.
(Fake) FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’.
Dubstep artist Skrillex could protect against mosquito bites.
A California burger joint bans customers under 18 from dining without parents, saying young people threw fries at staff and stuck candy to the ceiling.
Car-exhaust drug craze alarms Congo’s capital.
A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. He delivered blank canvases and titled them “Take the Money and Run.”.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ‘Women? They’re superior to men’.
Internet stunned by ‘ridiculous’ prices at Salt Bae’s new London restaurant.
Limp Bizkit officially release new single ‘Dad Vibes’.
What I Had For Lunch.
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Added October 08th, 2021